Apr 19-24, 2018

Apr 19-24, 2018 / Vol. 34 / No. 19
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Did you know medical marijuana is legal in Florida?

Sorry for the rhetorical question – it’s just hard to tell, you know, because despite voters overwhelmingly approving Amendment 2 in 2016, many patients are still waiting for relief. The Florida Legislature took its sweet time coming up with laws to implement medical cannabis in the state and finally turned it over to the state…

Florida high school student posts wildly racist prom proposal to Snapchat

Officials at Riverview High School are considering taking disciplinary steps against a student after he asked his girlfriend to prom with an insanely racist poster. “If I was black, I’d be picking cotton, but I’m white, so I’m picking u 4 prom,” reads 18-year-old Noah Crowley’s sign, as reported by the Sarasota Herald-Tribune on Monday. A…

Florida Gov. Rick Scott will headline a gun raffle next month

Florida Governor Rick Scott, a dispenser of hot takes like “the Second Amendment has never shot anybody, evil does,” will be the keynote speaker at a GOP fundraiser next month in Hillsborough County, which just so happens to be raffling off a new handgun. According to Florida Politics, Scott will speak at the $20,000-per-seat Hillsborough…

Brevard County votes to allow employees to carry firearms at work

Brevard County employees with a concealed-carry permit can now bring their guns to work, after officials approved a policy change on Tuesday. The change was unanimously approved as part of the county’s “Zero Tolerance of Workplace Violence” policy, Florida Today reports. The policy had previously banned county employees, minus law enforcement and security professionals, from…

A Perfect Circle announces Orlando show set for October

Maynard James Keenan (Tool, Caduceus Cellars) and his A Perfect Circle have announced a new round of dates for their world tour later this year and an arena show in Orlando is in the cards. The band recently broke a protracted silence with the release of Eat the Elephant, an appearance at Coachella, and now this…

Disney erects giant Woody at Hollywood Studios

This morning, Disney announced they’ve reached the important milestone of erecting a giant Woody at the entrance of the yet-to-open Toy Story Land at Hollywood Studios. According to the official Disney Parks Blog, the 20-foot-tall Woody doll has a 7-foot-wide hat and stands next to a 4-foot-tall yo-yo. Disney did not release any measurements on Woody’s girth.…

Puerto Rican governor announces launch of new political organization in Orlando

On Tuesday morning, Puerto Rican Gov. Ricardo Rosselló announced the launch of a new political organization intended to influence the November 2018 midterm elections by mobilizing the Puerto Rican vote in Florida. Poder, which translates to “power,” is a nonpartisan civic organization focused on the voter registration and political participation of U.S. citizens from Puerto…

Janelle Monáe will perform in Orlando this July

Interstellar R&B innovator Janelle Monáe has announced dates for her “Dirty Computer” tour, set to begin in June, and there is an Orlando date in there! The singer will be touring behind new album Dirty Computer – set to drop April 27 – and support will come from St. Beauty, part of Monáe’s Wonderland Records collective. In…

Florida police used a dead guy’s finger to try and unlock his phone

Following a man’s death, authorities in Florida went to a funeral home where his body was being kept and used the man’s finger in an attempt to unlock his cellphone as part of their investigation. The Associated Press reports that 30-year-old Linus Phillip was killed by a Largo police officer last month. Authorities say Phillip…

Janet Jackson to play Central Florida this summer

Pop icon Janet Jackson has announced a new slate of dates for her “State of the World” tour set for this summer and Central Florida is in the mix! Jackson plans to squeeze in these shows in between a round of festival appearances including FYF Fest, Panorama Festival, and Outside Lands. Expect the hits. Janet…

‘Bar Rescue’ will finally release Maitland’s Copper Rocket episode this May

Nearly a year after Bar Rescue host Jon Taffer gutted and “rescued” the Copper Rocket Pub in Maitland, it appears the episode will finally appear this May. A spokesperson with the Paramount Network confirmed with Orlando Weekly that the episode, “A Crazy Little Thing Called Selman,” is expected to debut May 6. “Salmonella poisoning invades the famous…

Disney World is hiring 3,500 people and offering signing bonuses up to $3,000

With the summer season rush only weeks away, Walt Disney World, the region’s largest employer, announced it will hire as many as 3,500 more employees across the resort through May. The company will offer full-time, part-time and seasonal roles within housekeeping, transportation, lifeguarding, food and beverage, among a number of others, according to a news…

Universal Orlando’s Fast & Furious attraction is now officially open

Go ahead and ask any racer, any real racer: Universal Studio’s latest attraction, Fast & Furious: Supercharged, is now officially open to the public. Universal made the announcement this morning, after the attraction was in soft opening for the past week. According to a press release from Universal, Fast & Furious fans can expect to:…

Has Disney finally realized their monorails need a major update?

After a rough patch that included Monorail Red driving with the doors open, a piece falling off Monorail Blue and nearly hitting guests, and Monorail Teal having numerous issues resulting in unprecedented downtime, it now looks like Disney leadership finally realizes how dire the monorail situation truly is. With 12 trains to replace and numerous…

Sarasota Film Festival concludes with awards and red-carpet ceremony

The 20th annual Sarasota Film Festival ended over the weekend with an awards presentation and red-carpet ceremony at the Sarasota Opera House, which featured appearances by Penelope Ann Miller, Steve Guttenberg, Virginia Madsen and Rory Kennedy. The last three also participated in Q&A sessions at the Florida Studio Theatre. Following the awards, the audience watched…

UCF is really going to do it

Can't wait to see the 2017 #UCFNationalChampions signage tomorrow in-person in Spectrum Stadium 🔥 pic.twitter.com/9VzSbcKkDN — UCFSportsInfo (@UCFSportsInfo) April 20, 2018 To celebrate their remarkable undefeated season, the University of Central Florida will reportedly emblazon the phrase “2017 National Champions” on the side of Spectrum Stadium, despite that honor going to Alabama. Well, there’s no…

Every Record Store Day event happening in Orlando this weekend

Record Store Day is upon us once again! The seemingly heartfelt – though complicated – love letter to the vinyl record and the remaining proud establishments that sell them is still going strong into its twelfth year, and there’s going to be a lot of local activity this weekend to mark the day. The main…

Space Florida backs Trump’s choice for NASA leader following long-delayed confirmation

Florida’s aerospace agency praised the long-delayed confirmation Thursday of Oklahoma Republican Congressman Jim Bridenstine as the next leader of NASA, pointing to further growth coming to the private space industry. Space Florida officials said they anticipate Bridenstine will reinvigorate the industry, noting that he’s been hands-on in Congress. “We look forward to working with him…

The UCF police department is fully aware you’re smoking weed right now

Today’s date is April 20, and while many of you are out celebrating the widely recognized weed holiday, the University of Central Florida Police Department most definitely knows you’re high right now, man. The UCFPD Twitter account tweeted out this afternoon a reminder to everyone to enjoy today, Friday, responsibly along with a GIF of…

Adam Putnam’s family citrus business violated federal labor laws in 2008

The citrus company owned by the family of Adam Putnam, a Republican candidate for Florida governor, was penalized for not paying workers minimum wage, among other workplace violations. An investigation by the Tampa Bay Times found that Putnam’s family business in Polk County was cited for the violation by the U.S. government in 2008. According…

League of Women Voters of Florida names Patricia Brigham as new president

Announced Friday, the League of Women Voters of Florida has appointed veteran state board member and Orange County league leader Patricia Brigham as the organization’s new state president. Brigham will replace current president Pamela Goodman, who will pass the gavel at the meeting of the state board on Saturday. According to a news release, Goodman…

Lou Barlow rocks a living room in Audubon Park

THIS LITTLE UNDERGROUND Lou Barlow house show, April 17 In the past year and a half, OW photographer and longtime music scenester Michael Lothrop has made a couple of major music-fan dreams happen in his living room. The previous one in late 2016 was hosting Eric Bachmann (Archers of Loaf, Crooked Fingers) for a special…

Sanford food hall Henry’s Depot opening this summer

OK, Orlandoans, Sanford’s about to one-up us yet again. A new food hall is coming to the historic Sanford railroad depot at 212 W. First St., and they’re bringing a hodgepodgery of food vendors. Henry’s Depot, a self-described “culinary collective,” will see the first Sanford outpost of vegan vittle joint Dixie Dharma as one of…

Fresh Kitchen will open a second Orlando location in SoDo this May

The Florida-based franchise Fresh Kitchen will open their second Orlando location in the SoDo neighborhood this May. The new outpost will open May 7 in the former Noodles & Co. spot at 2855 S. Orange Ave. The chain focuses on the always classic build-your-own bowl concept, and uses hormone and antibiotic-free meats and vegetables. They…

Orlando music alum DVWEZ to headline Harvey Milk Fest in Sarasota

This year’s Harvey Milk Festival in Sarasota is set for early May and features an impressive music lineup including a notable present and past Orlando artist. Gary Lazer Eyes is part of an 11-band bill that also counts New York-via-Orlando musician DVWEZ as a headliner. It’s a very welcome and fitting return to Florida for DVWEZ.…

Obama writes heartfelt entry for Parkland survivors in TIME magazine’s ‘100 Most Influential People’ issue

Former President Barack Obama penned an entry for the Parkland survivors in TIME magazine’s “100 Most Influential People” issue, saying the students “have the power to insist that America can be better.” The entry, which you can read here, specifically honors Marjory Stoneman Douglas students Davig Hogg, Emma González, Cameron Kasky, Jaclyn Corin and Alex Wind. …

Orlando International Airport won’t privatize their security after all

Officials at Orlando International Airport officially backed off the option of replacing Transportation Security Administration officers for a private security force during a board meeting on Wednesday. OIA director Phil Brown told the Greater Orlando Aviation Authority board that TSA had recently upgraded its procedures, thus easing passenger wait times – the issue that sparked…

Study ranks Publix second to last for reducing food waste

A new study ranks Publix Super Markets as second-to-last when it comes to reducing food waste, earning the chain a “D” grade. The study by the Center for Biological Diversity and the Ugly Fruit and Veggie Campaign rated major U.S. supermarkets based on their accountability in food waste, prevention efforts and recovery and recycling. “Supermarkets have…

A UCF student made it the Jeopardy! College Championship finals

University of Central Florida continues their national dominance, but this time it isn’t on the football field. UCF sophomore Hannah Sage has advanced to the finals in the Jeopardy! College Championship. Sage is set to compete in the finals after beating students from Dartmouth College and the University of Oklahoma. Sage has a chance at…

Florida authorities would like you to stop painting gopher tortoises

The Florida Fish & Wildlife Conservation Commission is yet again urging idiots to fight the impulse to paint gopher tortoises. The department posted to their Facebook page Wednesday afternoon offering a reward for any information regarding a gopher tortoise that was found in the middle of County Road 455, south of Montverde, covered in red spray paint…

Opening in Orlando: Super Troopers 2, Dolphins and more

THIS WEEK: Dolphins The latest feel-good documentary from Disneynature is the story of a young dolphin’s coming of age. And maybe I’d feel better about the thought that went into it if Disney could decide what gender their lead character is. I mean, the movie’s official synopsis literally calls poor Echo a girl in one…

A pair of audio-animatronic icons give us the real inside scoop on what’s going on at Disney

Recently, there have been reports about Orlando’s theme parks in the mainstream media rehashing fan-fueled internet rumors and recycling the rants of unreliable bloggers. Rather than rely on speculation from anonymous sources, I’ve gone straight to some unimpeachable insiders who are true attraction icons. Dreamfinder (Jeff Jones), formerly of Epcot’s Imagination pavilion, and Abraham Lincoln…

Savage Love: ‘Down There’

Background: I, a 21-year-old man, enjoy receptive fisting. I’ve also had constipation problems all my life. Question: I saw my doctor recently, and he tried to link my enjoyment of anal sex to my constipation. (Granted, I didn’t tell him EVERYTHING I do down there.) My understanding was that there was no causal relationship, assuming…

Gimme Shelter: Meet Cody!

This week’s highlight is staff favorite Cody! Handsome Cody (A397052) is available for adoption at Orange County Animal Services! This 4-year-old was initially found in very poor condition, emaciated at a weight of only 33 pounds. He captured the heart of the impounding officer and she took him home for foster care for a period…

The best concerts coming to Orlando this week

GoldLink Singular and hitmaking (“Crew”) Washington, D.C., MC throws down at the Beacham. See what everyone from Rick Rubin to XXL to Pitchfork is talking about. 7 p.m. Wednesday, April 18, at the Beacham, $20-$75 Smokepurpp South Florida MC hits the road as the headliner of the newest installment of the Monster Energy Drink Outbreak Tour…


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