Jeff Gore

Nobody likes Rick Scott, liberals (still) love Alan Grayson, Bill Nelson hates chromium and you can’t interfere with destiny!

Looking back in anger, looking forward to no performing arts center and looking out for trigger-happy cops!

A hitch in redistricting draws the attention of the ACLU, Gov.-elect Rick Scott makes Florida’s miseducation even worse and there’s a hairball in your homeless food!

Scarecrow Rick Scott falls on the Republican rails, hot chicks wash cars and Alan Grayson for President? Oh, no.

Sen. Bill Nelson is lost in space, Florida is lost in translation, Winter Park dogs are lost in their owners’ anger and Orlando tries to lose its gas issues.

Sure, you love Jesus when you’re shopping. But what about the gays and the homeless people?

The attorney general’s office wants you to die, Rick Scott wants you to remove your blouse, Publix wants a tomato in its face and Florida loves its Nazis!