Jeff Gore

The city racks up more philanthropic arrests, the mayor tends to the million-dollar fountain and the police chief shuffles away. There must be something in the water!

The one where Republicans try to pin the tail on Charlie Crist’s donkey, the city bluntly reaffirms that it is indeed an cruel (fat!) mistress and the county is a joke that isn’t funny anymore.

A budgetary Sharpie blots out the Smurfs in the Villages, UCF takes over Orlando (or at least it should), the Casey Anthony trial ties up valuable talking-head resources and, hey, Jon Huntsman, welcome to our closet!

The gurgle and pop of Democratic balls, the rattle and wheeze of a Disney challenge and the distant sound of justice dying in Florida