Jeff Gore

We got preoccupied with the Occupation of the City Beautiful, then we snapped out of it and measured imaginary drapes with the latest mayoral contender. Orlando is on fire! Run for your lives!

We’re proud Linda Stewart was born this way and born to run for office. We’re not so proud the the Creative Village may turn into Portlando. That Commander X hacking thing? We don’t know what to think. We’re too busy marching.

This week we take a SWAT at Patty Sheehan’s condo-hostage shenanigans, get ready to take a bullet wound in all 50 states and listen to Newt Gingrich fans discuss a new target-practice immigration policy. BANG!

This week we get all hot and bothered with Debbie Wasserman Schultz at an Obama office launch, then we get get all cold and critical in our private prison cell. We go to extremes.