Jan 20-26, 2016

Jan 20-26, 2016 / Vol. 32 / No. 5

New bill would make performing an abortion a felony in Florida

Despite the fact that U.S. Supreme Court justices affirmed that women have a right to abortions in Roe v. Wade, some Florida lawmakers are ignoring this 43-year-old ruling and proposing a bill that would pretty much ban abortions in the state.  The Miami Herald reports the Florida House’s Criminal Justice Subcommittee voted to advance HB…

Meet the 12 Orlando puppies appearing in Puppy Bowl XII

It’s time once again for the greatest showcase of passion, strength and sportsmanship in America: The Puppy Bowl. This year, Florida Little Dog Rescue is contributing 12 pint-sized Orlando pups to Animal Planet’s Puppy Bowl XII. Florida Little Dog Rescue, located in St. Cloud, has had puppies in the bowl since Puppy Bowl X in 2014. Last…

A hidden safe was found at Pablo Escobar’s Miami Beach mansion

A safe that may have belonged to the Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar was recently unearthed during the demolition of his former Miami Beach mansion.  At about 11 a.m. on Monday, Jan. 25, construction worker Miguel Mato was operating an excavator when he found a metal combination-locked safe hidden in the concrete foundation of a wall,…

Watch these Florida swimmers nearly collide with a pelican

Last weekend a brown pelican, a gregarious bird who doesn’t give a damn about aquatic sports, decided to crash a Florida swim meet.  According to the Tampa Bay Times, the bird understandably attempted to use the heated pool twice during a youth swim meet in St. Petersburg last Saturday, Jan. 23. The bird’s second attempt…

Insane Inflatable 5K is about to blow up this weekend in Kissimmee

This weekend, joggers can test their inner 12-year-old in an approximately three-mile long bouncy house course in Kissimmee, Florida.  Making its way across the country in more than 115 cities, the Insane Inflatable 5K will take place Saturday, Jan. 30 at 8:30 a.m. in Osceola Heritage Park.  The course incorporates more than 11 inflatable obstacles…

Orlando Meats not opening on Colonial Drive

We’ll start with the bad news. Orlando Meats, the purveyor of local grass-fed and pasture-raised meats, will not be moving into the Euro Living/Cruises Only building on East Colonial Drive as previously reported. That deal, it seems, fell through. The good news: Orlando Meats will set up shop on Virginia Drive next to Santiago’s Bodega,…

Falcon’s Creative Group will spearhead Fun Spot’s new long-term vision plan

Fun Spot recently announced a long-term vision plan for their Orlando location that is being spearheaded by Orlando’s very own Falcon’s Creative Group. The Orlando location, in recent years, has seen a major expansion that featured the addition of two roller coasters, including Orlando’s only wooden coaster. (The only other operating one in Florida is…

Study unsurprisingly ranks Florida as best place to retire

In case it wasn’t already obvious, people love to retire in Florida.  A recent study from financial website WalletHub shows that the Sunshine State ranks No. 1 in the U.S. for states to retire in, again. Various aspects — life expectancy, the 65-plus population in the area, etc. — were analyzed when looking at what makes a location…

With World of Coke opening at Disney Springs, will Club Cool remain?

Disney Springs is continuing its transformation, with most of the focus on the new restaurants and higher-end retail. While these aspects are a part of the move from the 1990s Downtown Disney to the more aesthetically pleasing Disney Springs, the transformation also means the addition of new tenants. A World of Coke now looks to…

Your Epcot trip is about to have a bit more Joy and Sadness

Baymax recently took up residence at Epcot in the former Innoventions West. The new meet-and-greet, sans Hiro, is across the breezeway from the Character Spot where other meet-and-greets are located. Well, poor Baymax won’t be lonely for long. Disney is expected to announce within the next few days that Joy and Sadness from last year’s…

Florida might say goodbye to red light cameras

A Florida without red light cameras may be a reality closer down the road than expected. The House Economic Affairs Committee has passed HB 4027: Traffic Infraction Detectors, which restricts local governments from using red light cameras. Before the bill goes to the full House, it needs to get passed by the House Appropriations Committee…

Oblivion Taproom closing at end of January

Super-sad news for lovers of craft beer and ridiculous burgers: Oblivion Taproom has announced that they will close almost immediately. Sunday, Jan. 31, is their last day in operation, according to this post on their Facebook page today.  It is with heavy hearts that we announce Oblivion will be closing our doors, our last day…

Florida House to vote on bill that would lay groundwork for fracking

Lest you think that the state Legislature’s attempt to permit fracking in the state of Florida is only hypothetical, here’s a scary tidbit we learned today: Both houses of the Legislature are considering an industry-friendly bill that would lay the groundwork for fracking to happen in the state, and at least one version of that…

FSU researchers claim excessive selfie posting leads to relationship issues

Although the front camera showers selfiers of the world with unconditional love, they might find romance in the real world is more than just a battlefield. According to a recent study by Florida State University researchers, individuals that post more selfies on Instagram have a greater chance of facing conflict and dissolution in their romantic relationships.…

Brevard man arrested for trying to save his dogs from burning house

Wendell Joyner was trying to save his three dogs from his burning home Wednesday when Brevard County Sheriff’s Office deputies arrested him for ignoring firefighters’ commands, WKMG News 6 reports.  Joyner escaped from the house fire, which apparently started in his television, and realized his dogs were still inside. Brevard County Fire Rescue, who responded…

An 8 foot crocodile was found in a Florida man’s pool

A Florida Keys resident received an interesting housewarming gift in his backyard Thursday morning. After moving from Pennsylvania into a $6 million Florida Keys home less than a week ago, the man found an 8-foot-long American crocodile in his pool. While local Fish and Wildlife officials were deciding what they wanted to do with the…

A Burmese python bigger than two Shaqs was captured near Miami

A Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission officer found a beast of a Burmese python on Monday, Jan. 18.  While on duty in Miami’s Rocky Glades Small Game Area, the officer came across a 16-foot-10-inch python lying out in the sun, reports the organization’s Facebook page. The reptile goliath was caught and euthanized as part of the…

Lake Nona’s Canvas Restaurant to open Jan. 25

We first told you about the Tavistock Restaurant Collection’s plans to open a lakeside resto in Lake Nona’s Laureate Park last July. Then in November we told you its name — Canvas Restaurant and Market. Now we can tell you that the restaurant plans to open Monday, Jan. 25. Judging from these photos, Canvas paints…

Sriracha lovers, rejoice: to-go packets are available now

Even though the red rooster sauce is pretty ubiquitous these days, there are some places where you just might think, “I really want to put sriracha on this,” but there’s no green-capped bottle to be found. Or, even more dire, for driver’s-seat breakfast sandwiches. Instant McMuffin upgrade. That problem is no more. Sriracha2Go, the company…

State Attorney Jeff Ashton is running for re-election

Orange-Osceola State Attorney Jeff Ashton announced Thursday he filed paperwork to run for re-election this year, according to a press release from FOCUS Strategies.  “I’m very proud of the work we have done over the past three years to bring the office into the 21st century,” Ashton, who was elected in 2012, says in a statement.…

New fare-free LYNX bus route to connect Downtown and Parramore

The City Beautiful is adding two more LYMMO bus routes to connect the Orlando area.  Beginning on Sunday, Jan. 24, the fare-free bus service will include the new LYMMO Lime Line, which will connect Parramore residents to the LYNX Central Station, the SunRail and the Downtown core, according to a City of Orlando press release. …

Anti-fracking activists descend on Tallahassee

Yesterday activists from across the state descended on Tallahassee to ask legislators to protect Florida from fracking. The Legislature, as you may recall, is set to consider bills this session that would actually ban local governments from restricting or banning fracking within their borders. Just last month, the Orange County Board of County Commissioners voted…

3 local spots to celebrate National Cheese Lovers’ Day

National Cheese Lovers’ Day is today (yes, that’s a thing) and there are at least three spots around town where you can enjoy your perfectly melty, creamy comestibles however you like them. Here are our picks: Toasted (two locations, Winter Park and Lake Nona) For those who love the salty-sweet thing, the two must-picks at…

Florida wants to decline 4,460 refugees from settling in state

Despite the federal government’s request to increase the number of refugees going to Florida, state officials have decided to follow the lead of Gov. Rick Scott and are refusing to support the settlement of 4,460 refugees this year. The Tampa Bay Times reports Patti Grogan, the director of refugee services for the Department of Children and…

Strikeouts is an unpretentious boozy oasis inside Fashion Square Mall

Strikeouts 3201 E. Colonial Drive, 407-730-9808, orlandofashionsquare.com After work or after hours? After work. Beer/wine or liquor too? Beer, wine and liquor. Check all that apply: ☐ fancy cocktails ☒ make ’em strong and keep ’em coming ☒ wine list (5 choices or more) ☐ craft beer ☒ beer: the usual suspects ☒ wide selection…

Picks This Week: Arlo Guthrie, Fat Gold Chain Chronicles and more

The Howlin’ Brothers Americana fans will want to check out this traditional Nashville trio, along with one-woman opening act Renee Is a Zombie. 9 p.m. Wednesday, Jan. 20, at Will’s Pub, $7 Fat Gold Chain Chronicles Swamburger’s competitive hip-hop series brings in special guest Ed O.G. of ’90s hip-hop group Ed O.G. and da Bulldogs.…

Opening in Orlando: The 5th Wave, The Boy and Dirty Grandpa

The 5th Wave Right now, you’re probably wondering what happened to the world you knew, with the passing of David Bowie, Alan Rickman and Beverly Hillbillies star Donna Douglas (for the second year in a row!) making you doubt that anything is going to keep life worth living in 2016. Well, take a chill, because…

Free Will Astrology (1/20/16)

ARIES (March 21-April 19) The next four weeks could potentially be a Golden Age of Friendship … a State of Grace for Your Web of Connections … a Lucky Streak for Collaborative Efforts. What can you do to ensure that these cosmic tendencies will actually be fulfilled? Try this: Deepen and refine your approach to…

Gimme Shelter (1/20/16)

For the month of January, Orange County Animal Services has reduced all pet adoption fees to $20.16 in celebration of the New Year. For less than you probably spend at happy hour, you can adopt a dog or cat, and it’ll come spayed or neutered, microchipped and up to date on all shots. Orange County…

This Little Underground: Farewell salute to Miami cult hero Blowfly

There’s been far too much tragic music news swirling about recently and, sadly, the latest is about a Florida guy. On Jan. 17, soul provocateur and hip-hop influence Clarence Reid succumbed to liver cancer. He was a serious and credentialed hit songwriter for noted artists like Betty Wright, Gwen McCrae, Sam & Dave and KC…

Savage Love (1/20/16)

I am no longer sexually active, but I have a significant collection of sex toys from earlier years. I’m thinking of getting rid of most of them, and it seems such a waste for them to end up in the landfill. What’s an environmentally responsible way to dispose of dildos? I wish there was a…

Selections: Our picks of the week’s best events, Jan. 20-26

Thursday, 21 Snap! Downtown Grand Opening ART First things first: Snap! Space is not moving out of the historic Cameo Theater building on Colonial Drive. That location will continue to host the high-quality exhibitions and events you’ve come to expect (like the current Wild Is the Wind exhibit, which you should hit up before it…


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