Aug 19-25, 2015

Aug 19-25, 2015 / Vol. 31 / No. 35

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Protest planned of city-sponsored community meeting with police chief

Tonight, as Orlando Police Chief John Mina, Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer and Valencia College Peace and Justice Institute are inside the Citrus Bowl for an “interactive workshop” that will (and this is a mouthful) “utilize innovative communication strategies to foster ongoing citizen engagement and conversation” between city residents and police, a group of activists and…

Court advocates protest Marco Rubio over federal judicial vacancies

While U.S. Sen. Marco Rubio has been grilling pork chops and hitting small children in the face with footballs on his presidential campaign across the country, court advocates have accused him of inaction when filling federal emergency judicial vacancies in Florida. As you may remember from a distant high school class, the president nominates federal…

ClickHole releases satirical handbook for castmembers who play Aladdin at Disney World

ClickHole, The Onion’s sister site who claims to be “the latest and greatest online social experience filled with the most clickable, irresistibly shareable content anywhere on the internet,” released this fake but hilarious handbook for Disney World castmembers who play Aladdin. The handbook goes into the specific character details of Aladdin including, “Aladdin thinks slavery…

Noise rock band Whores peddle their brutal anthems onstage at Will’s Pub

Of the exciting young noise-rock bands coming up right now, Toronto’s Metz may be getting the lion’s share of notice but Atlanta’s Whores deserves equal hype. For one, their bona fides are certified with releases on notable heavy labels like Brutal Panda and Amphetamine Reptile, the undisputed gold standard in noise rock. We’ve seen them…

State Sen. Darren Soto and Dwight Bullard file anti-fracking bill

The battle against hydraulic fracturing in Florida’s 2016 Legislative session started early Monday, with Sen. Darren Soto, D-Orlando, and Sen. Dwight Bullard, D-Cutler Bay refiling a bill to ban the practice, also known as fracking, in the state. Fracking is the “process of drilling down into the earth before a high-pressure water mixture is directed…

Kissimmee’s Victor Montalvo is Red Bull break-dancing champ, again

Kissimmee resident Victor Montalvo is now the best break dancer in the Western Hemisphere, again.  Saturday night, August 22, in front of a 3,000 person crowd at the Dr. Phillip’s Center, the 2014 reigning champion out-danced 16 of the best b-boys from the US and Canada, and won the Red Bull BC One North America…

IKEA Orlando’s annual crayfish bash is Friday, Sept. 18

Think NOLA is the only spot for big end-of-summer crawfish boils? Nope. The Swedes are in on the action too, since the 1800s when the little mudbugs got so popular that the government placed restrictions on harvesting them (making August the official beginning of the harvest) and designated the “kräftskiva” — a crayfish-eating party marked…

State Attorney Jeff Ashton admits using Ashley Madison website

Jeff Ashton, state attorney for Orange-Osceola County, admitted Sunday his use of the extramarital-affairs website Ashley Madison. “These were incredibly stupid choices,” he said, according to USA TODAY. “I ask for the public’s forgiveness for my shortcomings.” After the East Orlando Post broke the news on Saturday, the Casey Anthony prosecutor said at a press…

Big changes coming to Disney’s Animal Kingdom

While most of the focus on Disney’s Animal Kingdom has been on Pandora – The World of Avatar and the new night time show, Rivers of Light, Disney has also confirmed another major new addition to their animal-focused theme park.  A new ‘sunset’ safari will include new lighting that is currently being installed throughout the…

Epcot’s Soarin’ will soon take you out of California and around the world

Epcot’s signature ride Soarin’ will soon feature a brand new, high-res video that replaces the original California-based storyline to one that features sights from around the world, including the Great Wall of China, Monuments National Park, the African Serengeti and others. The ride itself will be the same but Disney has yet to release information…

Paper Goat Post retail shop coming to Ivanhoe Village

Paper Goat Post will soon grace the Ivanhoe Village strip on North Orange Avenue. Twin sisters Megan and Cedar Watson have taken their wealth of knowledge and experience running large-scale promotional events with Universal to their very own party planning boutique. Their passion behind launching a retail shop comes from a fierce love of celebration…

Carnival will offer Florida to Cuba ‘mission’ cruises next year

Florida-based Carnival Cruise Lines announced that its newest line, fathom, will be the first American based cruise line to sail to Cuba since the 1960 embargo. While vacationing to the communist island is still banned for U.S. citizens, fathom (which isn’t capitalized for some reason) will be uniquely situated to offer the cruises due to…

Daytona Beach is actually getting a gun range that serves booze

Daytona Beach, a city where people clearly like to live dangerously, will soon be the home of a gun range connected to an “upscale bar and grille.”  According to the The Daytona Beach News-Journal, city officials have approved a measure to allow business owner Ron Perkinson to transform a vacant building near I-95 into a 55,000-square…

Orlando Weekly writers give advice to their college selves

No matter how experienced, smart or wise beyond your years you may think you are, you don’t know everything when you get to college. In fact, you really know almost nothing. The years you spend here are the ones where you (hopefully) learn to be truly independent, forge meaningful adult relationships and figure out just…

Secondhand gems: Essential Orlando vintage shops

In a city that’s as mixed-and-matched as a thrifter’s closet, rooting out good vintage stores can be a challenge without a little guidance. From authentic garments dating back to the ’20s to unique bright fashions from the ’80s and ’90s, Orlando’s vintage stores quite literally have your back if you’re looking to stand out in…

How college students are becoming more financially literate

Do you know how to balance a checkbook? How about how to determine your credit score or manage a 401(k)? If you feel like a fish out of water when trying to answer these questions, you’re not alone. A recent study by the Program for International Student Assessment via the Organization for Economic Cooperation and…

Our favorite Orlando-centric websites for college students

Orlando Weekly orlandoweekly.com facebook.com/orlandoweekly @orlandoweekly Yes, we know, it’s our publication and our site. But our weekly issue, published in print and online every Wednesday, tells you about all the good stuff happening in Orlando – think of it as your guide to the city. You can browse our website, pick it up in hard…

Eats and treats: Dorm room must-have snacks

In case you’re not a fan of dining hall food (wait, you don’t like mystery meat and sketchy vegetables?), stock up on these snacks that will get you through late-night study sessions, homesickness and, let’s be honest, hangovers. Popcorn If you have approximately three minutes and a microwave, you’re guaranteed a snack to fill your…

Eight things college kids should do when homesickness hits

We know what you’re thinking. “College is finally here. I’m so ready to start an independent life. Why would I get homesick? Who has time for that?!” OK, confident, independent new college student. Despite what you may think, homesickness is pretty normal for even the most composed college students. According to experts, most students get…

10 places in Orlando to meet new friends off campus

Nerd Nite Second Thursday of every month, various locations, orlando.nerdnite.com We’re sure you’ve heard of pechakucha, that networking trend where people get together to watch short slideshow presentations on pretty much any topic people care to discuss. Well, Nerd Nite is sort of an offshoot of that – presenters get 15 minutes to talk about…

Orlando Police arrest man after saving him from a fire

After saving Robert Merritt’s life from a fire that consumed his home earlier this morning, Orlando Police officers have now charged him with arson and attempted murder.  Officers were dispatched around 5 a.m. to check the well being of a person at 2409 Betty St. When they arrived, they saw smoke coming from the house…

Nationwide, Orlando is tops for food trucks

Between the Food Truck Bazaars, Tasty Tuesdays and plenty of other roving restaurant events, it’s clear Orlando has a food truck obsession. So much so, in fact, that we dedicated an entire issue’s feature to reviewing each and every one of them back in 2012. (Side note — many of these trucks from the 2012…

Plan for Dismaland, Banksy’s new theme park, revealed

We reported yesterday that rumors were flying that street artist Bansky was opening a pop-up theme park of sorts in the British town of Weston-super-Mare, and that the Guardian and others who visited the site had spied giant wire horse sculptures and a decrepit-looking castle structure on the grounds of the alleged site. Today, there’s…

Rumor has it that Banksy is opening a mock Disney park this week

The Interwebs are atwitter today with rumors that renegade artist Banksy is opening a nightmarish theme park called Dismaland in a British seaside town called Weston-super-Mare. The Guardian reports that the park, which is thought to be a pop-up exhibit that takes aim at Disney, is expected to open as early as Friday, Aug. 21. …

After legal wrangling, Florida tells Planned Parenthood it can continue providing abortions after all

Less than 48 hours ago, we received the following message from the state Agency for Healthcare Administration regarding Planned Parenthood: Today, though, we learn that AHCA sent Planned Parenthood a letter yesterday stating that it was authorizing Planned Parenthood’s clinics “within the scope of their current licenses to continue providing terminations of pregnancy during the…

A massive Florida sinkhole that once swallowed a man has reopened

A 17-foot in diameter sinkhole that once swallowed and killed a man, reopened Wednesday morning in Seffner, Florida, says the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office.   WFLA is reporting that the sinkhole is 20-feet deep.  At this point in time, there have been no reported injuries and no homes have been evacuated.  According to USA Today,…

Meet the authors of Burrow Press at Writer’s Block Bookstore

What if we treated authors like rock stars? Surrounded by bodyguards protecting them from shrieking fans, bundled into black Escalades with tinted windows before you even had a chance to ask for their autographs? Some novelists may have to take precautions – best-selling writers like James Patterson and Diana Gabaldon probably get mobbed in public…

Nick Thune brings sharp wit, acoustic noodling to Backbooth

You’ve probably seen his face while he’s been trying to sell you a Honda on TV, but despite that, Nick Thune is actually funny. The Washington State-born comedian combines rapid-fire witticisms and absurd scenarios with melodic guitar accompaniment in his Netflix special, Folk Hero, but his brand of comedy is much closer to Mitch Hedberg’s…

Where’s the beef: Meek Mill at Gilt Nightclub

The coolest thing left to say about that Garden Café variety Meek Mill-Drake beef is that Jon Stewart adorably bumbled through a reference to it on his otherwise tearful last show ever. But if you’re legitimately digging Meek Mill’s new album, Dreams Worth More Than Money, you’re likely hoping the childish spat is retired soon…

48 Hour Film Project screens this weekend at Valencia College

Screenings for the annual Orlando 48 Hour Film Project will be held Friday and Saturday at Valencia College East Campus’s Performing Arts Center, at 701 North Econlockhatchee Trail. Twenty-eight films will be shown over the two days, beginning at 7 p.m. each night. The event is open to the public and tickets cost $12. The…

Olde 64 revives Bar-BQ-Bar’s live tradition

I know I’m not the only one who misses all those cool free shows at the dearly departed Bar-BQ-Bar. Well, Olde 64, the current occupant of that hallowed downtown space, is looking to revive that live tradition every Monday night, beginning this week. The shows are being booked by Foundation Presents’ Marshal Rones. Besides working…

Savage Love (8/19/15)

I’m a woman in a straight relationship. I woke up this morning, and my BF wasn’t in bed with me. He felt ill in the middle of the night and went to sleep in the spare room – where he found a condom in its wrapper behind the nightstand. Now my BF thinks I’m cheating…

Free Will Astrology (8/19/15)

ARIES (March 21-April 19) You’d probably prefer to stay in the romantic, carefree state of mind. But from what I can tell, you’re ripe for a new phase of your long-term cycle. Your freestyle rambles and jaunty adventures should now make way for careful introspection and thoughtful adjustments. Instead of restless star-gazing, I suggest patient…

Gimme Shelter (8/19/15)

Forget the toys, this 4-month-old friendly kitten was born to be a lap cat. His name is Romeo (Animal ID A327387), and he’s as sweet as can be. He absolutely loves to be petted, and he’ll start purring the minute he has your attention. He’s also a talkative kitten, so there’s never a dull moment…

Union Burger’s patties are as dry as Canadian wit

After opening its first U.S. location in Clearwater back in 2012, Canada’s Union Burger has steadily expanded into the United States, opening its second location here in Orlando in … uhh, well, this year. OK, so their ideas of Hamburger Manifest Destiny have hit a snag with economic downturns, fluctuations in foreign currency and the…

The Hideaway is a great bar to let a day in the Ivanhood slip by

The Hideaway 516 Virginia Drive, 407-898-5892, thehideawaybar.net thehideawaybar.net After work or after hours? Try all day. Their breakfast sandwiches are worth an a.m. stop. Get laid or just get drunk? Get drunk. Really drunk. Then you might get laid. Beer/wine or liquor too? Plenty of cheap options for whatever you’re drinking. Check all that apply:…

Gen Y’s production of “Heathers: The Musical” is mostly marvelous

Remember last week, when I applauded two theater productions for deconstructing and reassembling beloved icons on stage? Sometimes my words come back to bite me, because this week I watched that very thing happen to one of my personal favorites. From my first viewing in 1989, I was enthralled by director Michael Lehmann’s Heathers; in…

A burgeoning young scene proves comedy in Orlando is no joke

Orlando’s a funny place to be a comedian. Though the tourist entertainment capital of the world has a history of hosting big-name and mainstream commercial comics for large audiences, there never appeared to be much of an independent comedy scene in Orlando, save for a smattering of open mic nights. But two years ago the…

Orlando punks Caffiends give Mills 50 a jolt with a massive punk block party

If you aren’t familiar with Caffiends, approach their sophomore effort with caution. No Gods No Decaf bears the mark of a crucial crust-punk release and even features the deceptive skulled signature of dark-hearted Orlando artist-curator Heidi Kneisl (who’s heavily relied upon for rad fliers by area bands). But the misleading visual stinks of Caffiends’ screwball…

Opening in Orlando: American Ultra, Hitman: Agent 47, Sinister 2

American Ultra Do you realize it’s been a full five years since Kristen Stewart and Jesse Eisenberg appeared together in Adventureland? My stars and land o’goshen, how the time does fly. Now Stewart is the celebrity whose sexual orientation you care about even less than Rachel Dolezal’s, and Eisenberg is the guy you’re always going…

Picks This Week: Yung Simmie, Jeff Rosenstock and more

Nashville Pussy, Valient Thorr, American Party Machine If you’re gonna go to any concert this year, this is the one. In terms of pure rock & roll fireworks, there hasn’t been a show in years that packs as much pound-for-pound action as this gloriously unholy trinity. Individually, these bands are worth the price of admission:…


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