Dec 10-16, 2014

Dec 10-16, 2014 / Vol. 30 / No. 50

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Tittie-Thyme wants to party with you

As last year’s ?#@*$%! the Mainstream: the Art of DIY Self Expression at UM’s Lowe Art Museum demonstrated, zines are a legit art form. Which is why we’re thrilled that Orlando’s suddenly blooming with them: Orlando Zine Fest premiered in June 2013 (we’re hoping for another one soon?), featuring local mags like Kick Bright and…

Redlight Redlight saves Christmas!

You’re making a list, checking it twice, gotta buy stuff for the naughty and nice … HA. List? Who’s gotten around to making a list yet? Christmas Eve is exactly one week away and you’ve got zero gifts bought – it’s time to go into panic mode! Or, or, you could go grab a beer…

This Little Underground: Florida-connected Greyhounds at Backbooth

This Little Underground is Orlando Weekly’s music column providing perspective, live reviews and news on the city’s music scene. Read the latest column here. Austin band Greyhounds isn’t terribly well-known and the attendance showed at their recent concert (Dec. 12, Backbooth), which is unfortunate because it was a pretty knockout performance. Although their name may…

The Sh-Booms host a Back to the Future-themed dance party

Hey, butthead! If you love Back to the Future, you should time it right to show up at Will’s Pub Thursday night to attend their riff on the trilogy’s Enchantment Under the Sea dance. Featuring local soul shakers the Sh-Booms and DJ Kittybat, you’re sure to hear favorites like “Earth Angel” and “Johnny B. Goode,”…

Relief in Abstract gifts Orlando with a two-day music festival

Tasteful electronic label Relief in Abstract packaged up a sweet end-of- year gift for local music fans with Redpoint Music Festival, a two-day excursion into dance-driven beats, trippy visuals and original music. Day One sees Case Work, Boxing at the Zoo, Henrietta, Bellows and Ark at the community-driven venue the Space, no doubt packing the…

Every New Year’s Eve party in Orlando we could find

We know it can be more than a little overwhelming to try to decide where to spend your New Year’s Eve-ning so we thought we’d do the work for you! You’re welcome.  Here’s a fairly comprehensive round up of all the big New Year’s Eve events happening in Orlando for 2014. Sunday, 28 Last T-Dance…

Surprise! Jeb Bush is running for President

via NBC News Because nobody suspected this was going to happen, the man who is currently making a living dismantling public education, former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush, is basically going to be the Republican nominee for President in 2016. (Uh, Santorum and Romney don’t seem quite as shiny now). This morning, he posted a holiday…

This Little Underground: Peanut Butter Wolf at the Social

This Little Underground is Orlando Weekly’s music column providing perspective, live reviews and news on the city’s music scene. Read the latest column here. Peanut Butter Wolf is a man who packs heavy credentials as not just a preeminent DJ among hip-hop’s neo-classicists but as the father of the tastemaking Stones Throw Records, a label…

This Little Underground: Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth

This Little Underground is Orlando Weekly’s music column providing perspective, live reviews and news on the city’s music scene. Read the latest column here. Over the years, I’ve heard a lot of truth from Eugene Snowden, widely considered to be the area’s greatest soul dealer whose wall in Orlando’s hall of fame is already guaranteed.…

SunRail to test a round-trip night train

Hey, everybody, take advantage of the fact that SunRail is going to do a test run of night service on Dec. 22. Beginning on that date, there will be evening trains running north and southbound to test how much demand there is for expanded service. Make dinner reservations in DeBary! Go bar-hopping in downtown Orlando!…

Wilco coming to Orlando in April

In the midst of incredible 2015 show announcements for folksy rock fans (Fleetwood Mac, Neutral Milk Hotel, Justin Townes Earle) comes today’s stunning development that Wilco plans to stop in Orlando at Hard Rock Live on April 28. The news is so fresh, tickets aren’t even available yet, but they go on sale on Friday,…

Equality Florida launches TransAction initiative to promote equality for state’s transgender community

Here’s something that’s been long overdue: Equality Florida today announced the launch of a new program called TransAction Florida, a program that will advocate for equality for the state’s transgender community. Recently in Miami Dade County, the county commission updated its human rights ordinance to cover transgender individuals, and state Rep. Holly Raschein introduced a…

NASA releases another parody music video and we kind of love it

Just in case you haven’t had enough of Meghan Trainor yet (she’s coming to town for the Ho Ho Ho Holiday event at The Beacham this Friday) here’s a fun little music video that some cutie-patooties at NASA just released called “All About That Space”. Its painfully WASP-y but we’re digging the cheese. The marketing…

It’s Uber day at City Hall!

Because the city clearly hates “ride-sharing” companies like Uber (while simultaneously having a masterful grip on Mears talking points for taxi lovers), today the city – which unanimously voted in favor of a new regulatory ordinance a week ago – will likely sign said ordinance into law on second read. We’ll be liveblogging City Council…

Want to sign up for Obamacare for Jan. 1? Today is the last day!

If you are considering signing up for health insurance through the Affordable Care Act’s marketplace, today is the last day to sign up to get coverage by Jan. 1. Do that here. If you have insurance through the Affordable Care Act, and you’re thinking of changing, today is also the deadline to make the switch. If…

Day Two of Celebrate Dogs AKC Eukanuba championship is today

Hey, dog folks, if you’re looking for something to do today, the huge annual AKC/Eukanuba celebration of dogs continues today. Called Celebrate Dogs, the event has tons of dog-related activities, presentations and events – watch agility, dock-diing and obedience competitions, check out flyable demonstrations, gawk and the fancy showdogs parade around rings, meet celebrity dogs…

The best ugly Christmas sweaters ever

Austin, Texas tattoo artist Ezra Haidet’s Middle of Beyond online shop officially has the BEST ugly Christmas sweaters ever. Surprise your friends, impress your office mates, horrify your family member when you wear one of these beauties to your next holiday gathering!  Krampus: Chthulu: Pentagram with goat head: Alien nativity: Zombie Santa: Middle of Beyond has…

Five winter-friendly check-in deals available RIGHT THIS SECOND

The weather’s all crisp out and instead of cooking a cozy dinner at home, lots of folks are out doing holiday deeds, buying gifts and grabbing a bite whenever and wherever they can. We’ve gathered some of the best check-in deals available right now on Yelp and Foursquare to give you a little break in…

Breaking: CEO of SeaWorld resigns

In a press release today, SeaWorld announced that its CEO and President, James Atchison, will resign, effective January 15, 2015. It looks like he’ll receive almost $2.5 million in severance. The full text of the press release is below: On December 11, 2014, SeaWorld Entertainment, Inc. (the “Company”) announced that Mr. James Atchison will resign from…

Orlando is one of the best cities in the U.S. for an active lifestyle

Guess what, Orlando? We’ve landed in the top five of yet another arbitrary list. According to Wallethub, the self-proclaimed “social network for your wallet,” Orlando is the No. 5 city in the nation for an active lifestyle. Tampa’s right behind us at No. 6, making Florida the only state with two cities in the top…

10 free things happening in the Orlando area this weekend

Trying to get out and enjoy the cool weather this weekend without feeling like there’s a hole in your pocket? Not to worry, we’ve got you and that hole in your pocket covered with these free weekend events: Casselberry Tree Lighting Ceremony Light up your weekend while you rock around the Christmas tree. When: 5…

Photo from the die-in in downtown Orlando

Here’s a photo from the die-in happening right outside the Amway Center now. Billy Manes is there, and he’ll have more detail on what happened for you later. But for now, just look at this image. Then click this link to see 50 more intense images from the event.  Related Stories

Orlando Ballet to perform ‘The Nutcracker’ at Orlando International Airport

On Thursday, Dec. 11, dancers from the Orlando Ballet leap and pirouette across the arrivals and departures atrium at Orlando International Airport. The exquisitely costumed dancers will perform selections from The Nutcracker. It should be a refreshing break from all that airport traveling hustle and bustle, helping weary travelers get just a glimmer (or more!)…

Truck full of cows crashes on Florida Turnpike

This morning, all of the local news channels are reporting that a truck full of cows crashed on the Florida Turnpike in Osceola County. Cows were seen running up and down the highway, resulting in an impromptu cattle roundup in snarled traffic. This happened near a town called Yeehaw Junction. Yes, really.   Related Stories

Free Will Astrology

ARIES (March 21-April 19) Lord Byron (1788-1824) was an English poet who loved animals. In the course of his life, he not only had dogs and cats as pets, but also monkeys, horses, peacocks, geese, a crocodile, a falcon, a crane, and a parrot. When he enrolled in Trinity College at age 17, he was…

Savage Love

You may not be the right person to answer this, but your commenters might be able to help. I love and support my friends who are transgender, but I don’t understand all the 18- to 21-year-olds among my friends who are declaring themselves “gender-neutral.” I am a bit older and have always been interested in…

Tips to improve your concert experience at 5 Orlando indie music venues

Tips to get the most out of seeing shows at five of Orlando’s independent music venues People bitch about Orlando venues all the time. “The sound sucks.” “It’s too smoky.” (Or more likely lately: “They don’t allow smoking.”) “There’s no parking.” “It’s too crowded.” “Drinks cost too much.” If you have more complaints about Orlando…

Mamak brings Malaysian food-stall culture to the forefront

The fact that our happy little burg is home to not one, but two (yes, two!) Malaysian restaurants must speak to our ever-burgeoning multi-culti food scene, right? I like to think so, so kudos to you, Hawkers – and kudos to you too, Mamak, for diversifying an already diversified urban core and directing our next…


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