Jan 26 – Feb 1, 2005

Jan 26 - Feb 1, 2005 / Vol. 21 / No. 4

HORMONE-FREE ICE CREAM

Remember all those rock songs you liked so much you just wanted to eat them up? Well, now’s your chance. Emack & Bolio’s is like eating rock & roll at its finest. The company story: Amid the blazing rock & roll scene of the late ’70s, Bobby Rook, an entertainment attorney cum ice cream enthusiast…

SYNTHETIC PLEASURES

Inside an unassuming building in west Winter Park, Joseph Rivers prepares to demonstrate the frequency response characteristics of his main mixing room. In this specially configured chamber there are bass “cannons” built into the walls, and finely attenuated monitors power up silently, waiting patiently for the signal which they must faithfully reproduce. Rivers looks over…

“Inside the agitator’s studio”

Terrorism experts have predicted that the Jan. 30 Iraqi elections would engender further comment from Osama bin Laden, who had called for a boycott of the event in a taped statement that was broadcast Dec. 27 on Al-Jazeera. Right on schedule, a freshly filmed bin Laden screed was delivered to the network last week –…

TEABAG FOR TWO

Sometimes this gig involves a little bit more than journalism – although most of the time it involves significantly less – and this little piggy has to do more than go to market … he has to go all the way to ho. The inaugural edition of Knock Knock’s cosmo cock-fest, Girls Night Out, is…

BAR STAR

Editor Frank Kelly Rich’s bimonthly tribute to overdrinking – the magazine Modern Drunkard – is a 50,000-circulation glossy “about drinking and only about drinking, and not just drinking, but heavy drinking,” he told the Los Angeles Times in January. Recent features included biographies of great drunks, a dictionary of bar slang, and a testimonial on…

EVERYBODY CUT

By now, you’ve undoubtedly heard about Randy Moss and his pantomimed moon. With the NFL playoffs in full swing, the outspoken Minnesota Vikings wide receiver scored a touchdown late in the game, sealing the victory against the Green Bay Packers. Instead of spiking the ball, getting jiggy with it or pulling a Sharpie from his…

EVERYBODY CUT

By now, you’ve undoubtedly heard about Randy Moss and his pantomimed moon. With the NFL playoffs in full swing, the outspoken Minnesota Vikings wide receiver scored a touchdown late in the game, sealing the victory against the Green Bay Packers. Instead of spiking the ball, getting jiggy with it or pulling a Sharpie from his…

HORMONE-FREE ICE CREAM

Remember all those rock songs you liked so much you just wanted to eat them up? Well, now’s your chance. Emack & Bolio’s is like eating rock & roll at its finest. The company story: Amid the blazing rock & roll scene of the late ’70s, Bobby Rook, an entertainment attorney cum ice cream enthusiast…

CONFLICTS OF INTEREST

Erlend Øye and Erik Bøe are the yin and yang of Kings of Convenience. One, with his introspective look, red hair and glasses, looks like a refugee from the high school chess club, while the other’s rakish good looks contribute to his air of rock & roll insouciance. Their 2001 Astralwerks album, Quiet Is the…

DISHING THE DIRT

Little by little, Mad Cow Theatre’s Stage Right is becoming a haven for post-apocalyptic minimalism. Christened in February 2004 with a memorably eerie production of Caryl Churchill’s Far Away, the space now hosts Samuel Beckett’s Happy Days, a willfully discomfiting two-act character study that alternately rewards and tests one’s patience for sparse disaster narrative. Perhaps…

HOME BITTERSWEET HOME

There’s a prologue titled “Magic” in Fierce by Barbara Robinette Moss, the follow-up to her 2000 memoir, Change Me Into Zeus’s Daughter. The text recaps a summer afternoon in rural Alabama, when the author and a handful of her seven siblings bought Mexican jumping beans with the nickel apiece they’d earned pulling weeds. After she…

FEEDING FRENZY

You already know the story. Two weeks ago, a small plane crashed into power lines at Orlando’s Dubsdread Golf Course, and a heroic passerby rushed to pull its two passengers from the wreckage. One of the men in the plane died, the other survived. What you probably don’t know is that the heroic passerby, Brandon…


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