Tinderbell: 20 photoshopped happily ever afters for some ignored Disney cartoons

 

Sometimes, when we're alone at home, eating a bowl of pasta and watching/swiping through the Disney flicks on Netflix, we start to wonder ... What if Mowgli became a Lost Boy? or ... Prince Eric has a boat ... he should totally become a pirate with Hook. But most importantly, what about all of those other characters we've fallen in love with, why don't they get happy endings too? So we thought we'd pull together a little mash-up of some of our favorite faces coming to alternate endings.

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Aladdin and The Hunchback of Notre Dame's Esmeralda - Esmerdin? Aladalda?If you didn't really buy the "happily ever after" that Disney was trying to sell with Aladdin and Jasmine's trans-class romance, here's something even better - a street rat and a gypsy! This should be a webseries. You're welcome.
Aladdin and The Hunchback of Notre Dame's Esmeralda - Esmerdin? Aladalda?

If you didn't really buy the "happily ever after" that Disney was trying to sell with Aladdin and Jasmine's trans-class romance, here's something even better - a street rat and a gypsy! This should be a webseries. You're welcome.
Jungle Book's Baloo and Robin Hood's Little John - JubalooSince they were both voiced by the fantastic Mr. Phil Harris, it's not so far-fetched to think that these two loveable guys could rest at ease, with the simple "bear" necessities. They already have tons in common. They hang out with skinny little guys, they like fruit, they love to dance and neither of them likes to wear pants.
Jungle Book's Baloo and Robin Hood's Little John - Jubaloo

Since they were both voiced by the fantastic Mr. Phil Harris, it's not so far-fetched to think that these two loveable guys could rest at ease, with the simple "bear" necessities. They already have tons in common. They hang out with skinny little guys, they like fruit, they love to dance and neither of them likes to wear pants.
Aladdin's Genie and Pinocchio's the Blue Fairy - GairyIs this racism? Are we way closed-minded by thinking that two blue magical creatures should be together? We just think they could really balance each other out - genie with his humor and tigger-like energy and Blue with her super boring, calm energy. They could just float around helping people all day. We're betting that Blue would convince Genie to get rid of that Uncle Jessie look and ditch the earring/pony tail, though. He can keep the Wonder Woman cuffs. #fancy
Aladdin's Genie and Pinocchio's the Blue Fairy - Gairy

Is this racism? Are we way closed-minded by thinking that two blue magical creatures should be together? We just think they could really balance each other out - genie with his humor and tigger-like energy and Blue with her super boring, calm energy. They could just float around helping people all day. We're betting that Blue would convince Genie to get rid of that Uncle Jessie look and ditch the earring/pony tail, though. He can keep the Wonder Woman cuffs. #fancy
Finding Nemo's Dory and The Little Mermaid's Scuttle - DuttleIf Scuttle could ever break it off with the much younger Flounder - such a clinger - he may find that he has more in common with the absent-minded but super adorable Dory! We already know that little fish has been with a pelican or two. Here's to inter-species relationships!
Finding Nemo's Dory and The Little Mermaid's Scuttle - Duttle

If Scuttle could ever break it off with the much younger Flounder - such a clinger - he may find that he has more in common with the absent-minded but super adorable Dory! We already know that little fish has been with a pelican or two. Here's to inter-species relationships!
Sleeping Beauty's Maleficent and Snow White's the Evil Queen - ReginacentOk, we're not saying that two strong evil women have to be gay, we're just saying we want to see the Evil Queen riding a dragon and raining green hellfire down on her enemies. Plus, check out their matching outfits! Twinsies!
Sleeping Beauty's Maleficent and Snow White's the Evil Queen - Reginacent

Ok, we're not saying that two strong evil women have to be gay, we're just saying we want to see the Evil Queen riding a dragon and raining green hellfire down on her enemies. Plus, check out their matching outfits! Twinsies!
Beauty and the Beast's Gaston and 101 Dalmatians' Cruella - CrutonWe totes think these two vain baddies could find some common ground over killing small creatures together. Gaston likes to shoot things, Cruella likes to wear them. Match made in heaven? Plus we saw how hairy Gaston's chest was and Miss De Vil certainly loves fur!
Beauty and the Beast's Gaston and 101 Dalmatians' Cruella - Cruton

We totes think these two vain baddies could find some common ground over killing small creatures together. Gaston likes to shoot things, Cruella likes to wear them. Match made in heaven? Plus we saw how hairy Gaston's chest was and Miss De Vil certainly loves fur!
Toy Story 2's Zurg and Lilo and Stitch's the Grand Councilwoman So, we think the Grand Councilwoman is a little lonely. Did you see her tear up when Stitch busted out the whole "ohana means family" bit? We're thinking that Zurg could totally make his move towards universal domination by shimmying on over to the Council Chambers and flashing his big yellow smile at her bald-greeness. Best movie ever?
Toy Story 2's Zurg and Lilo and Stitch's the Grand Councilwoman

So, we think the Grand Councilwoman is a little lonely. Did you see her tear up when Stitch busted out the whole "ohana means family" bit? We're thinking that Zurg could totally make his move towards universal domination by shimmying on over to the Council Chambers and flashing his big yellow smile at her bald-greeness. Best movie ever?
Fantasia's Hippo Ballerina and Hercules' Phil - PhlipipinaPhil likes a full-figured woman. Miss Hippo likes to be adored. Bam - romance.
Fantasia's Hippo Ballerina and Hercules' Phil - Phlipipina

Phil likes a full-figured woman. Miss Hippo likes to be adored. Bam - romance.
Jack Frost and Frozen's Elsa -ElsackWe know, the Internet fan fiction sites are all over this obvious coupling, but we'd be totally remiss if we didn't put this in here. Who wants to see this match-up in Frozen 2?
Jack Frost and Frozen's Elsa -Elsack

We know, the Internet fan fiction sites are all over this obvious coupling, but we'd be totally remiss if we didn't put this in here. Who wants to see this match-up in Frozen 2?
Pinocchio's Jiminy and Mulan's Cri-Kee - CriminyThey're both crickets, y'all. What more can we say?
Pinocchio's Jiminy and Mulan's Cri-Kee - Criminy

They're both crickets, y'all. What more can we say?
Brave's Merida and Treasure Planet's Jim Hawkins - MeridakinsWe'd like to think that Jim would swoop Merida up on his hoverboard-solar surf boat thing and they'd sail off into the solar-flare sunset together. This doesn't have to be a romantic pairing, we just want to see our ginger friend get out of that castle a bit more. How many times can she climb that waterfall before that gets boring?
Brave's Merida and Treasure Planet's Jim Hawkins - Meridakins

We'd like to think that Jim would swoop Merida up on his hoverboard-solar surf boat thing and they'd sail off into the solar-flare sunset together. This doesn't have to be a romantic pairing, we just want to see our ginger friend get out of that castle a bit more. How many times can she climb that waterfall before that gets boring?
The Sword and the Stone's Merlin and Cinderella's Fairy Godmother - MairyIt'd be pure magic. Plus Merlin is great at doing the dishes.
The Sword and the Stone's Merlin and Cinderella's Fairy Godmother - Mairy

It'd be pure magic. Plus Merlin is great at doing the dishes.
Peter Pan and Alice in Wonderland - PaliceThat hokey spin-off of Once Upon A Time got it all wrong. A genie? Alice needs the boy who'll never grow up as her companion. Think of all the trouble they could get into! Alice is into 'shrooms, Peter's into pixie dust - it's a party!
Peter Pan and Alice in Wonderland - Palice

That hokey spin-off of Once Upon A Time got it all wrong. A genie? Alice needs the boy who'll never grow up as her companion. Think of all the trouble they could get into! Alice is into 'shrooms, Peter's into pixie dust - it's a party!
Lion King's Scar and Jungle Book's Shere KhanThese two are like the Ian McKellans of the Disney Villain pantheon. They need to just leave those pesky heroes behind them and become the queens of their own jungle.
Lion King's Scar and Jungle Book's Shere Khan

These two are like the Ian McKellans of the Disney Villain pantheon. They need to just leave those pesky heroes behind them and become the queens of their own jungle.
Pocahontas and Tarzan - Pocaharzan? Tarzahontas?Do we even need to get into this? They both like animals. They both hate shoes. Sure Tarzan doesn't talk much, but look at those abs, girl! Who cares?
Pocahontas and Tarzan - Pocaharzan? Tarzahontas?

Do we even need to get into this? They both like animals. They both hate shoes. Sure Tarzan doesn't talk much, but look at those abs, girl! Who cares?
The Little Mermaid's Ursula and Pinocchio's Monstro the WhaleNobody likes Ursula in the ocean. They're all throwing shade and telling her she can't be stealing nobody's soul no more, stop taking people's voices, don't be shape-changing into Ariel's face and making your hair brown and stealing our princes away, m'kay? What's a girl supposed to do? She's got to find the biggest, baddest boy in the ocean to stick her tentacles to, right? Take that, Triton, bitch has got a boat-eating whale on her side now. Who needs your big golden dinglehopper anyhow?
The Little Mermaid's Ursula and Pinocchio's Monstro the Whale

Nobody likes Ursula in the ocean. They're all throwing shade and telling her she can't be stealing nobody's soul no more, stop taking people's voices, don't be shape-changing into Ariel's face and making your hair brown and stealing our princes away, m'kay? What's a girl supposed to do? She's got to find the biggest, baddest boy in the ocean to stick her tentacles to, right? Take that, Triton, bitch has got a boat-eating whale on her side now. Who needs your big golden dinglehopper anyhow?
Emperor's New Groove's Yzma and Alice in Wonderland's the Queen of Hearts - QueezmaThis may end in poison or decapitation, but we'd totally watch the reality TV show of this pairing. Would Kronk get seduced by the Queen? Would Yzma usurp the throne? Maybe they'd totally get along and just play croquet all day. Either way, fabulous.
Emperor's New Groove's Yzma and Alice in Wonderland's the Queen of Hearts - Queezma

This may end in poison or decapitation, but we'd totally watch the reality TV show of this pairing. Would Kronk get seduced by the Queen? Would Yzma usurp the throne? Maybe they'd totally get along and just play croquet all day. Either way, fabulous.
Ferngully's Zak and Tinkerbell - Zakerbell?K, we know Ferngully isn't Disney, but we just want to see Zak and his walkman again. We know he's totally into fairies, so we're betting Tink could lure him into another sequel.
Ferngully's Zak and Tinkerbell - Zakerbell?

K, we know Ferngully isn't Disney, but we just want to see Zak and his walkman again. We know he's totally into fairies, so we're betting Tink could lure him into another sequel.
The Black Cauldron's Gurgi and Up's Dug - GugWhat could be more adorable, than the cutest Disney fuzzballs being the best of friends. The Fox and The Hound have got nothing on these two.
The Black Cauldron's Gurgi and Up's Dug - Gug

What could be more adorable, than the cutest Disney fuzzballs being the best of friends. The Fox and The Hound have got nothing on these two.
Monsters Inc.'s Mike and Lilo and Stitch's Pleakley - MeakleyThey're both cyclopses and of questionable otherworldly heritages. Mike doesn't need to know that Pleakley isn't "necessarily" a female and besides, genders are so Earth-based anyways, nobody cares about that in space ... or behind closet doors.
Monsters Inc.'s Mike and Lilo and Stitch's Pleakley - Meakley

They're both cyclopses and of questionable otherworldly heritages. Mike doesn't need to know that Pleakley isn't "necessarily" a female and besides, genders are so Earth-based anyways, nobody cares about that in space ... or behind closet doors.