October 06, 2014

Tinderbell: 20 photoshopped happily ever afters for some ignored Disney cartoons

 

Sometimes, when we're alone at home, eating a bowl of pasta and watching/swiping through the Disney flicks on Netflix, we start to wonder ... What if Mowgli became a Lost Boy? or ... Prince Eric has a boat ... he should totally become a pirate with Hook. But most importantly, what about all of those other characters we've fallen in love with, why don't they get happy endings too? So we thought we'd pull together a little mash-up of some of our favorite faces coming to alternate endings.

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Aladdin and The Hunchback of Notre Dame's Esmeralda - Esmerdin? Aladalda?If you didn't really buy the "happily ever after" that Disney was trying to sell with Aladdin and Jasmine's trans-class romance, here's something even better - a street rat and a gypsy! This should be a webseries. You're welcome.
Aladdin and The Hunchback of Notre Dame's Esmeralda - Esmerdin? Aladalda?

If you didn't really buy the "happily ever after" that Disney was trying to sell with Aladdin and Jasmine's trans-class romance, here's something even better - a street rat and a gypsy! This should be a webseries. You're welcome.
Jungle Book's Baloo and Robin Hood's Little John - JubalooSince they were both voiced by the fantastic Mr. Phil Harris, it's not so far-fetched to think that these two loveable guys could rest at ease, with the simple "bear" necessities. They already have tons in common. They hang out with skinny little guys, they like fruit, they love to dance and neither of them likes to wear pants.
Jungle Book's Baloo and Robin Hood's Little John - Jubaloo

Since they were both voiced by the fantastic Mr. Phil Harris, it's not so far-fetched to think that these two loveable guys could rest at ease, with the simple "bear" necessities. They already have tons in common. They hang out with skinny little guys, they like fruit, they love to dance and neither of them likes to wear pants.
Aladdin's Genie and Pinocchio's the Blue Fairy - GairyIs this racism? Are we way closed-minded by thinking that two blue magical creatures should be together? We just think they could really balance each other out - genie with his humor and tigger-like energy and Blue with her super boring, calm energy. They could just float around helping people all day. We're betting that Blue would convince Genie to get rid of that Uncle Jessie look and ditch the earring/pony tail, though. He can keep the Wonder Woman cuffs. #fancy
Aladdin's Genie and Pinocchio's the Blue Fairy - Gairy

Is this racism? Are we way closed-minded by thinking that two blue magical creatures should be together? We just think they could really balance each other out - genie with his humor and tigger-like energy and Blue with her super boring, calm energy. They could just float around helping people all day. We're betting that Blue would convince Genie to get rid of that Uncle Jessie look and ditch the earring/pony tail, though. He can keep the Wonder Woman cuffs. #fancy
Finding Nemo's Dory and The Little Mermaid's Scuttle - DuttleIf Scuttle could ever break it off with the much younger Flounder - such a clinger - he may find that he has more in common with the absent-minded but super adorable Dory! We already know that little fish has been with a pelican or two. Here's to inter-species relationships!
Finding Nemo's Dory and The Little Mermaid's Scuttle - Duttle

If Scuttle could ever break it off with the much younger Flounder - such a clinger - he may find that he has more in common with the absent-minded but super adorable Dory! We already know that little fish has been with a pelican or two. Here's to inter-species relationships!
Sleeping Beauty's Maleficent and Snow White's the Evil Queen - ReginacentOk, we're not saying that two strong evil women have to be gay, we're just saying we want to see the Evil Queen riding a dragon and raining green hellfire down on her enemies. Plus, check out their matching outfits! Twinsies!
Sleeping Beauty's Maleficent and Snow White's the Evil Queen - Reginacent

Ok, we're not saying that two strong evil women have to be gay, we're just saying we want to see the Evil Queen riding a dragon and raining green hellfire down on her enemies. Plus, check out their matching outfits! Twinsies!
Beauty and the Beast's Gaston and 101 Dalmatians' Cruella - CrutonWe totes think these two vain baddies could find some common ground over killing small creatures together. Gaston likes to shoot things, Cruella likes to wear them. Match made in heaven? Plus we saw how hairy Gaston's chest was and Miss De Vil certainly loves fur!
Beauty and the Beast's Gaston and 101 Dalmatians' Cruella - Cruton

We totes think these two vain baddies could find some common ground over killing small creatures together. Gaston likes to shoot things, Cruella likes to wear them. Match made in heaven? Plus we saw how hairy Gaston's chest was and Miss De Vil certainly loves fur!
Toy Story 2's Zurg and Lilo and Stitch's the Grand Councilwoman So, we think the Grand Councilwoman is a little lonely. Did you see her tear up when Stitch busted out the whole "ohana means family" bit? We're thinking that Zurg could totally make his move towards universal domination by shimmying on over to the Council Chambers and flashing his big yellow smile at her bald-greeness. Best movie ever?
Toy Story 2's Zurg and Lilo and Stitch's the Grand Councilwoman

So, we think the Grand Councilwoman is a little lonely. Did you see her tear up when Stitch busted out the whole "ohana means family" bit? We're thinking that Zurg could totally make his move towards universal domination by shimmying on over to the Council Chambers and flashing his big yellow smile at her bald-greeness. Best movie ever?
Fantasia's Hippo Ballerina and Hercules' Phil - PhlipipinaPhil likes a full-figured woman. Miss Hippo likes to be adored. Bam - romance.
Fantasia's Hippo Ballerina and Hercules' Phil - Phlipipina

Phil likes a full-figured woman. Miss Hippo likes to be adored. Bam - romance.
Jack Frost and Frozen's Elsa -ElsackWe know, the Internet fan fiction sites are all over this obvious coupling, but we'd be totally remiss if we didn't put this in here. Who wants to see this match-up in Frozen 2?
Jack Frost and Frozen's Elsa -Elsack

We know, the Internet fan fiction sites are all over this obvious coupling, but we'd be totally remiss if we didn't put this in here. Who wants to see this match-up in Frozen 2?
Pinocchio's Jiminy and Mulan's Cri-Kee - CriminyThey're both crickets, y'all. What more can we say?
Pinocchio's Jiminy and Mulan's Cri-Kee - Criminy

They're both crickets, y'all. What more can we say?