The 27 worst decisions you can make in Orlando

By Orlando Weekly Staff on Thu, Jan 14, 2016 at 7:58 pm

Granted, living in Orlando is a brilliant decision, that doesn't mean you're not immune to ruining your experience by making one of these terrible decisions.

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Riding your bike down a brick road
It's not like you wanted to have kids anyways...

Photo by Marissa Mahoney

Turning down Bumby Avenue before you remember it's under construction
So much for that short cut to Chick-Fil-A.

Photo by Marissa Mahoney

Taking a left onto Colonial Drive from northbound Mills Avenue
Your options are to either U-turn one street down or put lives at risk if you take this left. Your call.

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Assuming there's a speed limit on Colonial Drive
Every lane is the fast lane on Colonial. Fall behind, left behind.

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Assuming someone speaks English
"¿No ingles? ¡Ay dios mio!"

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Taking I-4 anywhere, anytime
Saying “I got stuck on the 4” isn’t a viable excuse for being late anymore.

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Getting to an outdoor movie at Enzian less than an hour before it starts
Good luck finding a single square inch of grass for your blanket. Looks like you'll have to dust off that Beetlejuice VHS after all.

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Spending hours straightening your hair only to be ruined by humidity
Just take your selfie and get it over with. You need to get where you're going.

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Downing a turkey leg, churro and beer then ride the Hulk
Go for it. Your stomach is a vault. No amount of loops and jolts can break into your piggy bank of puke.

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