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Orlando's new Hungry Pants satisfies the flexitarian set with a menu of “plant-curious” eats 

"This isn't first-date lighting," said the dining comrade, eyeing a young couple – new acquaintances, clearly – breaking bread and relationship ice in Hungry Pants' bright setting. They were seated next to us, flaws and blemishes brazenly exposed in their hormone-filled glory. "This is marriage lighting."

And we, along with the married couple joining us at this cutesy "plant-curious eatery," shared an attention-drawing laugh at everyone's expense. There's a heavy waft of fried cauliflower in the room – the standard scent of matrimonial routine in many a household – that gives an indication of the dishes served here: meatless, mostly, but of the sort catering to the growing consumer sector of those opting, for reasons environmental, health and ethical, to reduce meat consumption.

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So, naturally, we started with a cheeseburger ($9), just for the irony really, and it had the comforting smack of one you'd eat at an old-time diner. I pictured being seated on a red leather stool, elbows resting atop the Formica, listening to a chatty waitress in a pink uniform ask if I needed more ketchup. Then white chairs, untreated pine tables and tattooed runners record-skipped the nostalgic moment, and eating for irony gave way to eating for iron – beets initially, roasted and served with oranges and crumbled cashews in an orange vinaigrette ($4), then bok choy and shiitake mushrooms in chilled soba noodles ($9). Both dishes impressed, though we managed to improve on the latter by dribbling it with the sauce served alongside the black bean-and-sweet potato wontons ($8). Its peppery kick, softened by the inclusion of tamari, agave, olive oil and Dijon mustard, added a layer of potency to the sesame-flecked noodz, just as it did to the lemongrass-scented dumplings.

I was a tad overzealous in scooping muhammara from the mezze platter ($10) with a pita slice. "I think I know why this place is called Hungry Pants," I muttered, looking down at the reddish blob on my jeans. I finger-scooped the spicy spread into my mouth. Don't judge – it was too good to waste. Other mezze items: artichokes, roasted peppers, olives, lemony hummus and tzatziki.

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I should mention that Hungry Pants is a venture by Joey Conicella and Alex Marin, who once ran the uber-popular Yum Yum Cupcake Truck. They were known for their bow ties, so a pantaloon-themed eatery doesn't seem that out of the ordinary for the duo. What was out of the ordinary was the mac & cheese & squash ($4). The pureed butternut squash didn't make for a very pleasant texture or taste. Everyone took a bite, but no one took a second. The "hurry curry" bowl ($10) looked pretty-pants with broccoli, cherry tomatoes, butternut squash and onion floating in a mild yellow curry. Forbidden rice gave contrast to the presentation, but the lack of flavor made one of my guests proclaim the dish "more Berkeley than Bombay."

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The slice of sour orange pie ($4), however, was Orlando to the core. We popped by Shaka Donuts just up the road for a post-meal fix, but after getting it, I couldn't help but think we should've ordered more of that sour orange pie instead. Probably would've felt better about ourselves too.

What Hungry Pants does is bridge a mental gap of sorts. We know we should be cutting back on animal protein consumption, and we know we should be introducing plant-based meals into our diets, but we may not always want to. Hungry Pants helps reconcile that apprehension, and the world's a better place for it.

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