Like most gamers, I'm used to viewing the mix of gaming and politics the same way I'd look at a filet mignon drenched in peanut butter, or Larry the Cable Guy in a documentary film project. Politicians may be a source of endless entertainment — check out the user-submitted campaign song videos on Hillary Clinton's campaign website, should you harbor doubts — but politics and gaming? Some things just don't mix, especially when you consider that a politicians' idea of "game" is pandering to constituents by introducing legislation to restrict game content and access.
Still, that hasn't influenced folks in academia, the pop-culture world and game development from turning to the modern political arena for gaming inspiration. And I'm not talking about the show-of-hands head games CNN's Wolf Blitzer keeps playing with the primary hopefuls during the parade of Democratic and Republican presidential debates. ("Show of hands: How many of you think the political process in this country is more screwed up than Lindsay Lohan?")
Over at CNN.com, you can fire up Presidential Pong, a goofy take on gaming's oldest warhorse in which a grinning Rudy Giuliani can use his "name recognition" power-up to slap a service ace past Barack Obama — probably the only place where that's likely to occur. Sorry, Rudy: If I'm making the call, I'm making you wear John Kerry flip-flops on the court (www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2008/presidential.pong).
On June 13, a team from the University of Southern California's Annenberg School for Communication rolled out The Redistricting Game (www.redistrictinggame.com), a free online offering that skewers the practice of gerrymandering. For those of you who slept through that particular session of your high-school civics class, that's the all-too-commonly practiced art of tortuously redrawing the boundaries of political districts to ensure your candidate stays elected.
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If you’re a wonk, playing around with politics can help blow off steam. If you’re an embarrassingly uninformed neophyte, maybe you can trick yourself into learning names and faces that’ll be in your face in the ensuing ’08 POTUS campaign. In any case, here are two more websites boasting political games.
The aggregate site updates weekly to include the silly and sinister. There’s the Bush Falling Toy: You control Dubya as he falls through a series of orbs – shake him, drag him, watch him slide down, down, down. And the Anthrax Jelly Game calls on your Scrabble skills to clean up a life-threatening lab accident.
About.com Political Humor
Cartoons, jokes, videos, recaps of television commentary – this site is loaded with up-to-date comical weapons of mass destruction. Among the scores of hyperlinks, this one takes you to games like Bush Shoot-Out and Dancing Hillary: politicalhumor.about.com//library/ blminiclips.htm
Like most political games, the presentation looks like it's been ripped from the animation shop at the Cartoon Network's Adult Swim; it's as if the designers, painfully aware of the serious nature of their subject, are overcompensating in the delivery. As an active form of biting political commentary, USC's game is stellar.
But is it fun? Well, I have to admit that I enjoyed blasting elves and dwarves in Shadowrun, Microsoft's faceless Counter-Strike clone, more than hosing Republicans and contorting boundaries so that candidates' houses fall outside their districts. Still, The Redistricting Game clearly taught me more useful things than teleporting and spell-casting — like how to maintain population balance and the ways in which the simple process of mapmaking can affect big-ticket issues like abortion and immigration reform.
It is possible to have fun and to learn something from a political game at the same time. Skeptical? Dig up a copy of The Political Machine, an overlooked PC gem from 2004 that asked you to slap on your Karl Rove mask and run an actual presidential campaign, from identifying your target issues and key swing states to soliciting donations and endorsements from shady interest groups thinly masked from their real-life counterparts. The game was educational; like Al Gore, I learned that dropping your campaign war chest on New York and California and ignoring the South is a sure path to defeat, even when the Supreme Court isn't involved. The fact that you could take on both John Edwards and Abraham Lincoln was merely an added bonus.
We're only at the front end of the 2008 presidential campaign, and the ensuing 15 months ought to give game developers plenty of time to mine this platform further. Keep hope alive? How about fun and political? Now that's a candidate I can actually get behind. I'm casting my vote for Halo 3: The Presidential Candidates. C'mon, Bungie, make it happen.[email protected]
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