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Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz calls 'Roe' protestors 'under-loved Millennials' with 'no Bumble matches'

By Alex Galbraith on Thu, May 5, 2022 at 10:31 am

If you were waiting to hear a probable sex offender's take on the upcoming end of Roe v. Wade, you're in luck. Florida Congressional Rep. and villain from Lazy Town Matt Gaetz called the women up in arms over the end of their bodily autonomy under-loved and lonely.

"How many of the women rallying against overturning Roe are over-educated, under-loved millennials who sadly return from protests to a lonely microwave dinner with their cats, and no bumble matches?" he wrote on Twitter.

Gaetz is known for rhetoric as inflammatory as the millions of bee stings he appears to have suffered to his face. So, it's no surprise that he'd win the worst possible take battle raging on the internet at the moment. (Also, he appears to have no idea how Bumble works.)

Twitter loves nothing more than an easy lay-up. They clowned the representative, who is currently under investigation for potentially sex trafficking a minor, turning Gaetz's stupid bit into a site-wide roast.

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You seem like the kind of guy who can distinguish the different brands of pepper spray solely by taste. https://t.co/8cUL2xrqr0
— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) May 4, 2022

The level of detail here suggests a certain intimate experience with this life. https://t.co/7Pf2WSrjjN
— Dr. Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed) May 4, 2022

When Matt Gaetz says “over-educated” he means graduated from high school, which means too old for him to he interested. https://t.co/Qkhc9XxEmY
— alex (@CallMeAl_ex) May 4, 2022

This bitch went to William and Mary. https://t.co/D9tffm0KV8
— wesinjapan (@wesinjapan) May 4, 2022

Aren’t you a pedophile? https://t.co/6hPZSUtxF1
— The Heavenly Demon (@IMadeItToTheTop) May 4, 2022

Matt,how many abortions have you paid for so your girlfriends could keep going to high school? https://t.co/rdirGuhBVL
— Your Friendly Neighborhood Smirk-Man! (@MKerklin) May 4, 2022

You’re currently under federal investigation for sex trafficking. https://t.co/NTHzlfe5sZ
— Chris Jackson (@ChrisCJackson) May 4, 2022

How many of the conservative men uses Venmo to pay underage girls for sex, log it in as ice cream, and got caught?

I believe there’s many of you, but only the stupid one got caught! You! https://t.co/fJ6BvcaYCM
— Thinker (@IrrelevantNomad) May 4, 2022

I return home to my son, Nestor. https://t.co/XUI2hMgwSL
— John Hamburger Jr (@BronzeHammer) May 4, 2022

How many Florida politicians are out here using a tax collector as a personal pimp to procure sex with a 17 year old girl because they’re a predator and gross?

Hypothetically speaking, of course. https://t.co/eVMYUZFb4l
— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) May 4, 2022

Just a guy who was caught paying underage girls for sex explains that the secret to a woman's happiness is to be uneducated and unloved.

Also, apparently, own a dog. https://t.co/lPa1BZRgB6
— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) May 4, 2022

This man is talking a whole lot for a guy who uses Club Penguin and Webkinz to find girls 😭 https://t.co/4XZuqCjfdi
— Jack (@JWillsNH) May 4, 2022

oh now the sexual predator has a fucking opinion about my goddamn rights https://t.co/tjBcivLLv2
— crimson, cpa (@crimsonpostgrad) May 4, 2022

How many of the women you’re into return home from high school to finish their algebra homework? https://t.co/eAwfWwXIr5
— L’amiral Ron (@ronravegan) May 4, 2022

I have to imagine Matt thinks any woman above the age of, let’s say 15, is “over educated”. https://t.co/CuX632dhqV
— 💙💛Marissa Barton💙💛 (@Rissa_1221) May 4, 2022

Oh look everyone, the child rapist has THOUGHTS... https://t.co/KyM6gkQmAQ
— Dan (@Eodyne1) May 4, 2022

Matt Gaetz loves girls, but really doesn't respect women. https://t.co/kQur8K7iTy
— Cait wants you to know it's GiveNOLA Day (@nolanolegal) May 4, 2022

Go easy on them, Matt; they don't have an adult Cuban son that live with that suddenly appeared, which isn't weird at all. https://t.co/gsntvPKuum
— Jose Alvarado Fan Account (@JacobDisagrees) May 4, 2022

Now Matthew, not only does your upper lip disappear when you talk but you took a 17 year old introduced to you by a *county tax collector* to the Bahamas and are under federal investigation for sex trafficking! Brave to employ ‘over/under’ words and guess where women meet people! https://t.co/9h3olKxyZk
— Zara Rahim (@ZaraRahim) May 4, 2022