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Get to know the twelve Christmas cats of Orlando, and maybe bring one home 

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Julius

AGE: 4 years old

PRONOUNS: Them/they

ID: A391662

CURRENT HOME: Orange County Animal Services

WHAT IS YOUR IDEA OF PERFECT HAPPINESS? Rewriting and hitting send on an email to your boss while sitting on your laptop

WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR? Walking on a leash. Actually, that should be YOUR greatest fear – trying to make me.

WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU MOST DEPLORE IN YOURSELF? Um ... nothing, not one thing, I'm creamy ginger perfection.

WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU MOST DEPLORE IN OTHERS? Being stingy with the Flamin' Hot Cheetos

WHICH LIVING PERSON DO YOU MOST ADMIRE? Ava DuVernay

WHO ARE YOUR FAVORITE WRITERS? T.S. Eliot, Edward Lear, Christopher Smart, Tom Cox, H.H. Munro

IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Nothing (see above)

ON WHAT OCCASION DO YOU LIE? Every morning, when I swear to you that I haven't eaten yet

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Rocky

AGE: 1 year

GENDER: Male

ID: A392716

CURRENT HOME: Orange County Animal Services

TURN-ONS: Dank memes, free wifi, that web video where the dog can't catch anything

TURN-OFFS: Ajit Pai, telecom companies that are trying to end net neutrality

FAVORITE ACTIVITIES: Sharing selfies on Instagram, cultivating my brand, preparing meals from Blue Apron

HIDDEN TALENT: Ranked in the top 20 percent of players in PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds

JOBS BEFORE MODELING: I briefly worked as an assistant parfumier, but the company wasn't willing to go "fish-forward" as much as I wanted. Their loss.

FAVORITE HANGOUT: Right on top of your iPad

AMBITIONS: To make the front page of Reddit

FAVORITE THING TO DO WHEN MY HUMANS ARE AWAY: Share pictures of cat food on Snapchat

IF I COULD DO ANYTHING, I WOULD: Poop in Bright House's shoe

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