CUT AND RUN

The battle has been won...

I CONFESS

Whatever else you might think of me, it's really important that you understand two things. I loved Bob Dance's beautiful granddaughter. And what happened was completely an accident...

RUSH TO JUDGEMENT

Bandmates of Rush guitarist Alex Lifeson aren't entitled to damages stemming from his scuffle with deputy sheriffs at a hotel in 2003, a federal judge said...

FATIGUED NO MORE

Cuban President Fidel Castro died yesterday, after a long and uncorroborated illness.

BUZZ IN, BUZZ OFF

Everybody loves a good man-bites-hand story, which is why media outlets from the New York Post to the Associated Press went crazy last week reporting that $2.5 million Jeopardy! winner Ken Jennings had lashed out at the show..

HANG ON, SLOOPY

Victims of Seminole County Judge John Sloop scored only a limited victory last week, when a six-member panel of the Judicial Qualifications Commission recommended he be suspended for 90 days for ordering the arrest of 11 people who had failed to show up..

YOU GOT WHAT I NEED

Last week, media outlets that had grown justifiably bored with humdrum Marine-rape stories turned their attention to the human-interest tale of Kyle MacDonald, an industrious young Canadian...

PANHANDLE WITH CARE

You can learn a lot from morning TV, even during the commercials.

KATY LIED (© STEELY DAN, 1975)

First she tries to cure citrus canker with holy water, and now this.

BROTHER, WHERE YOU BOUND?

MOVIN' ON UP

According to the Associated Press, physicist Stephen Hawking has said the human race needs to venture into outer space to ensure its survival...

MELLOW PERIL

Hi, everybody. Steve here. You know, I don't normally use this space as a soapbox for my personal opinions...

SPUNK'D

Cable TV's premium Playboy channel is about to take all those dating reality shows a step further with its new show, Foursome...

YOU WILL GET WET

CRUNCH TIME

Meanwhile, others have noted changes in `Karl` Rove's appearance. Over the last year, the senior Bush aide has dramatically slimmed down, losing an estimated 50 pounds....

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