Elvis, also known as the Orlando King Cobra
Pair an escaped exotic animal with the endless joy of parody Twitter accounts, and you've got the makings of a legend. Reality TV star (Airplane Repo) Mike Kennedy's 8-foot-long pet cobra Elvis was on the lam for about a month before he was found under a dryer in an Ocoee garage. While we were all out looking for him, Elvis went to local coffee shops, strolled Lake Eola park and even had enough cash to buy a Disney ticket. Get us in next time, won't you?