I imagine these times have been particularly harsh to livers, waistlines and teeth, given that booze, food and sweets are what we turn to when fumbling towards, if not ecstasy, a new normal. Though I have to say, the sweet pastries at P Is for Pie are anything but normal – in fact, they'll leave you in a state of temporary euphoria the way only copious amounts of butter, sugar and flour can.
Last week I picked up a couple of bags of goodies (I may have gone overboard) and rushed home one morning aching to have a Dale Cooper moment with a slab of cherry pie ($5.50) and cup of coffee. (They post daily menus on Instagram and Facebook.)
On deck to be devoured was a strawberry-basil hand pie ($4.50), a tart-like lemon-cream mini pie ($3.75) and a savory breakfast hand pie ($4) – not necessarily in that order.
And while the strawberry-basil hand pie could've done with a bit more basil in my opinion, all were worthy of appearing on The Great British Bake Off.
The savory breakfast pie held a mix of egg, cheese and potato, and the cheese appeared to be baked into the crust. Outstanding.
Like the breakfast pie, another savory number called "The Ma" with lamb, orzo, green beans, onion and tomato ($7) had me going full Paul Hollywood. First I cut it in half. Then I picked up one of the halves and angled it toward the imaginary camera in front of me. Pointing to the bottom crust with my knife, I said, "No soggy bottom on this one. Brilliant." to my imaginary viewers. Yes, our minds have suffered greatly during these times.
I had the lamb pie that very day for lunch and saved the rest of the pastries for the following day. I started with the biscuit ($3.50), enjoyed with apple butter for breakfast; then had the peach cream mini pie ($3.75) for lunch dessert, followed by a slab of blueberry pie ($5.50) for dinner dessert. Oh, and an oatmeal whoopie pie ($3) as a late-night snack.
I shared the last two with my wife (I'm no pig) and tried not to count the number of calories I ingested over the past two days (2-3 million, I estimate).
Owners Stacey and Ed Tomljenovich purchased the bakery five years ago and, to their credit, have stuck with the same small-batch, from-scratch approach Tara Gould employed when she founded her Audubon Park pastry shop in 2013.
They've been lucky, too. Folks, it seems, have been so taken by their toothsome treats that Ed thinks they'll be able to ride out the downturn through takeout alone. Which is great. I hope the ending to the coronavirus pandemic is just as sweet.
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