Local comics roast Santa tonight at the Orlando Improv

For a guy who supposedly watches every little thing we do and decides whether it’s naughty or nice, then breaks into our homes to leave us rewards – while also rewarding people who definitely did not live up to his arbitrary moral standards – Santa sure seems to get an undeserved pass. But not any longer. A panel of local comedians are going to give Jolly Old St. Nick what for at the Orlando Improv. Hopefully it won’t just be a bunch of lazy fat jokes, but either way, this one is definitely not for kids.

8 p.m. Wednesday; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $10-$40; theimprovorlando.com.

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