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    • Wanton women want fair share

        I feel sorry for kids today, not in a caring, concerned way, but in a detached, patronizing, figure-...
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    • Without a snout

        Truthfully, I don't understand the intricacies of the financial scandals that have been as reliably ...
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    • Nuts and bolts

        I was walking through a local park with my mother, a woman who, had she grown up in this era instead...
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    • Neither heads nor tails

        "The Best American Travel Writing of 2000" features the brilliant, bizarre, funny story "Winter Rule...
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    • Too close for comfort

        There are a lot of things that China and I do not have in common. I have never been visited by a U.S...
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    • School of hard knocks

        As I've stated before in this space, I love movies and see as many as I can, but there are some I do...
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    • Pumping irony

        When I was considering setting myself up as a church in order to enjoy tax-exempt status -- writers ...
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    • Stuffing your self-esteem

        Bill Cosby may be famous for a few other minor things, but I think what truly made him a star was a ...
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    • Profile in dating courage

        I have a friend who has a friend -- and who doesn't? -- who is big into online dating. "You should t...
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    • Suited for space

        Dear Russian Space Agency, Having just read about the vacant tourist seat still up for grabs on the ...
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    • Speak of the devil

        Have you ever been around people who don't know when to quit? You like them, but they never know whe...
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    • Ladies in waiting

        Don't panic.That's advice from the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," and good advice it is. When...
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    • A hell of a time at the movies

        Because I'm the kind of person who will watch anything if it's on a screen, I've been to a lot of fi...
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    • Size does matter

        It takes big balls to tell a total stranger they have a small penis.To look at advice columnist Am...
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    • Class distinctions

        My high school reunion is this weekend, and I'm debating whether to attend. It's not that I don't se...
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    • State of shock

        Every once in a while you have a friend who has a partner, spouse, significant other, that you simpl...
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    • What's running through it?

        Summer is now in previews, with a few spring days that were so hot and muggy that just walking out t...
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    • Only in the movies?

        One often imagines one's life as a movie, maybe a romantic comedy in which the main character (you) ...
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    • Going with the flow

        There is one thing worse than putting on a display of sorrow, frustration and anger that makes Disne...
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    • The laying off of hands

        Like a lot of other people, I've watched the Perverted Priest Parade march through the media as it h...
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    • That's some fancy footwork

        In addition to having a low-grade hangover and a smashing case of tinnitus, I'm feeling a little gui...
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    • Getting choosy

        It would be as if a group of people was given the Vienna Opera House to put on a show and all they c...
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    • Old stiffs

        Europeans always make Americans look like total Gomers. Their sophistication, their intellectualism,...
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    • Pure fabrication

        In one of his monologues, Garrison Keillor describes the sudden efforts of his family, when confront...
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