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    • Police Beat

        Hey, so Happy Turkey Day, y'all. Too much food, way too much family, what's not to love?
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        Over to you, Officer Thomas: "Victim notified 911 ref to observing an individual riding his bicycle which he reported stolen last week."
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        Officer Williams has some issues with verb tense: "On the above listed date and time, unknown suspect(s) gain entry into the business
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        The week's first criminal mastermind broke into a U-Haul center and stole a "high-speed buffer" and pads
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        This week's (first) copper wire theft is from a construction site on West Gore Street.
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        Oh, what's that? You want me to tell you all about my new hometown? Fine. I have a pimp corner office overlooking Old City
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        Orlando has some of the greatest crimes of all time. This dude, for example, managed to climb a 12-foot electrified fence in his glorious quest to snag 34 airbags from an auto auction dealership.
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        It's an odd thing to see the whole of the last decade of your life crammed into a bunch of cardboard boxes
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        All right, so the verdict's in: My better angels have prevailed, and the Mug Shot of the Week is relegated to the dustbin
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        As you can see, the issue of the Mug Shot of the Week, which I droned on and on about last week, is still up in the air. Resolution is coming soon, so keep your pants on.
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        For the first time in its four-year existence — really, has it been that long? — this column faces a moral dilemma
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        The world, dear friends, is ripping apart at the seams. If it's not scared old people disrupting health-care town halls
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        Things I stole from the office this week: House M.D., Season 5 from film editor Justin Strout's desk (sorry, dude).
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        You ever get back from vacation only to find a mountain of work sitting atop your desk and no desire to do any of it?
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        A guy broke into a business and removed a bunch of merch. Apparently, he hurt himself in the process. Shattered glass is sharp.
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        A business on Gaston Foster Road had a rough evening. First, someone tried to break in through its front door and fortunately
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        Officer Madden describes an armed robbery suspect as wearing a "camo snow hat."
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        I have some bad news: This column has failed. Remember a few weeks back when I told you that the Beat had been nominated for an Association of Alternative Newsweeklies award
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        Let's begin this week with a brief rumination on things that should be crimes, but aren't
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        Police Beat Dick Move o' the Week: "Unknown person(s) broke into Taco Bell and took the money from the charity container."
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        Hey, did you see that Buddy Dyer has a plan to fix crime in this city, at least for the summer?
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        So, hey. Thirty. Not so bad. Just got word the other day that this column is officially awesome
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        How's this for depressing? As I write this, the clock is officially counting down on my 20s
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