25 things you should never do while drunk at Disney

Most of these things you shouldn't do while sober. But anyway, drink responsibly.

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Do not try to go "exploring" backstage      
Disney does not screw around with this one. 
Pic via theg0ldar on Instagram
Do not try to go "exploring" backstage
Disney does not screw around with this one.

Pic via theg0ldar on Instagram
Don't become an entry to Flash Mountain       
This goes for chicks and dudes.
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Don't become an entry to Flash Mountain
This goes for chicks and dudes.

Pic via karennnleee on Reddit
Don't throw up on Big Thunder Mountain    
Throw up before Big Thunder Mountain
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Don't throw up on Big Thunder Mountain
Throw up before Big Thunder Mountain

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Don't tell kids in line the racist history of Splash Mountain  
Let their parents explain what a "tar baby" is. 
Pic via brerrabbitsbriarpatch on Instagram
Don't tell kids in line the racist history of Splash Mountain
Let their parents explain what a "tar baby" is.

Pic via brerrabbitsbriarpatch on Instagram
Don't heckle the presidents at the The Hall of Presidents        
Show some respect! 
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Don't heckle the presidents at the The Hall of Presidents
Show some respect!

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Don't try to fight Gaston ... or any castmember for that matter       
Also, it's not cool to send your kid to punch someone in costume
Pic via dudeitsroxy on Reddit
Don't try to fight Gaston ... or any castmember for that matter
Also, it's not cool to send your kid to punch someone in costume

Pic via dudeitsroxy on Reddit
Don't get so drunk you end up buying a membership in Disney’s Vacation Club       
“Save it bozo—we’re just here for the free golf clubs.”
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Don't get so drunk you end up buying a membership in Disney’s Vacation Club
“Save it bozo—we’re just here for the free golf clubs.”

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Don't hit on Disney princesses      
Seriously, you're being creepy. 
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Don't hit on Disney princesses
Seriously, you're being creepy.

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Don't dress in Hogwarts robes and ask monorail attendees where Platform 9 ¾ is      
Urgh. Why? 
Pic via kalearenee on Instagram
Don't dress in Hogwarts robes and ask monorail attendees where Platform 9 ¾ is
Urgh. Why?

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Don't feed the ducks, chase the ducks, bring a duck home  
Stay away from the ducks! 
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Don't feed the ducks, chase the ducks, bring a duck home
Stay away from the ducks!

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Do not attempt to climb the Tree of Life      
Nothing good will come of this. 
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Do not attempt to climb the Tree of Life
Nothing good will come of this.

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Don't try to have sex in the Haunted Mansion      
This has happened. You will be banned. 
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Don't try to have sex in the Haunted Mansion
This has happened. You will be banned.

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Don't congratulate the rebel spy at the end of Star Tours       
They didn't do anything! 
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Don't congratulate the rebel spy at the end of Star Tours
They didn't do anything!

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Don't recite word-for-word the intro sequence on Tower of Terror      
It doesn't make it any better if you do it. 
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Don't recite word-for-word the intro sequence on Tower of Terror
It doesn't make it any better if you do it.

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Do not jump in the river at Splash Mountain       
Just splash the way you were meant to splash, by way of log flute. 
Pic via Rowni on Reddit
Do not jump in the river at Splash Mountain
Just splash the way you were meant to splash, by way of log flute.

Pic via Rowni on Reddit
Don't attempt to drive one of the car boats at The Boathouse      
You can still get a DUI for that. 
Pic via melanieriffle on Instagram
Don't attempt to drive one of the car boats at The Boathouse
You can still get a DUI for that.

Pic via melanieriffle on Instagram
Don't sneak a bottle of rum onto Pirates and take a shot every time someone sings “yo ho”       
Also, Orlando Bloom isn't actually there. 
Pic via lucyfarrugia85 on Instagram
Don't sneak a bottle of rum onto Pirates and take a shot every time someone sings “yo ho”
Also, Orlando Bloom isn't actually there.

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Don't get into a turkey leg eating competition      
You will die. 
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Don't get into a turkey leg eating competition
You will die.

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Don't make racist remarks on It's a Small World      
Even better, just don't make racist remarks. 
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Don't make racist remarks on It's a Small World
Even better, just don't make racist remarks.

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Don't try to befriend a Disney cat      
Disney cat only cares about Disney cat.
Pic via disneylandcats on Instagram
Don't try to befriend a Disney cat
Disney cat only cares about Disney cat.

Pic via disneylandcats on Instagram
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