November 13, 2015

25 things you should never do while drunk at Disney

Most of these things you shouldn't do while sober. But anyway, drink responsibly.

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Do not try to go "exploring" backstage      
Disney does not screw around with this one. 
Pic via theg0ldar on Instagram
Do not try to go "exploring" backstage
Disney does not screw around with this one.

Pic via theg0ldar on Instagram
Don't become an entry to Flash Mountain       
This goes for chicks and dudes.
Pic via karennnleee on Reddit
Don't become an entry to Flash Mountain
This goes for chicks and dudes.

Pic via karennnleee on Reddit
Don't throw up on Big Thunder Mountain    
Throw up before Big Thunder Mountain
Pic via motothrowback on YouTube
Don't throw up on Big Thunder Mountain
Throw up before Big Thunder Mountain

Pic via motothrowback on YouTube
Don't tell kids in line the racist history of Splash Mountain  
Let their parents explain what a "tar baby" is. 
Pic via brerrabbitsbriarpatch on Instagram
Don't tell kids in line the racist history of Splash Mountain
Let their parents explain what a "tar baby" is.

Pic via brerrabbitsbriarpatch on Instagram
Don't heckle the presidents at the The Hall of Presidents        
Show some respect! 
Pic via adolfothegreat on Instagram
Don't heckle the presidents at the The Hall of Presidents
Show some respect!

Pic via adolfothegreat on Instagram
Don't try to fight Gaston ... or any castmember for that matter       
Also, it's not cool to send your kid to punch someone in costume
Pic via dudeitsroxy on Reddit
Don't try to fight Gaston ... or any castmember for that matter
Also, it's not cool to send your kid to punch someone in costume

Pic via dudeitsroxy on Reddit
Don't get so drunk you end up buying a membership in Disney’s Vacation Club       
“Save it bozo—we’re just here for the free golf clubs.”
Pic via m_quinones_ vacation on Instagram
Don't get so drunk you end up buying a membership in Disney’s Vacation Club
“Save it bozo—we’re just here for the free golf clubs.”

Pic via m_quinones_ vacation on Instagram
Don't hit on Disney princesses      
Seriously, you're being creepy. 
Pic via growingupkaitlyn.blogspot.com
Don't hit on Disney princesses
Seriously, you're being creepy.

Pic via growingupkaitlyn.blogspot.com
Don't dress in Hogwarts robes and ask monorail attendees where Platform 9 ¾ is      
Urgh. Why? 
Pic via kalearenee on Instagram
Don't dress in Hogwarts robes and ask monorail attendees where Platform 9 ¾ is
Urgh. Why?

Pic via kalearenee on Instagram
Don't feed the ducks, chase the ducks, bring a duck home  
Stay away from the ducks! 
Pic via theducksofwaltdisneyworld on Instagram
Don't feed the ducks, chase the ducks, bring a duck home
Stay away from the ducks!

Pic via theducksofwaltdisneyworld on Instagram