21 ridiculously easy Orlando-inspired Halloween costumes

Let's face it, coming up with a fun, Orlando-inspired Halloween costume is hard. So, here are a few ideas to help get the ball rolling.

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The half-finished Majesty building on I-4
This costume is sooo easy. Get some blue paint and start painting a box. Stop when you're about half way done and then just leave the unfinished project in your living room for about a week. When your roommates or S/O start to bitch about it, that's when you know you have a perfect Majesty building.

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The Ultimate I-4 Project
How does one dress up as the most annoying thing in Orlando, something that makes everyone late and inconveniences an entire city? Easy. Throw on a construction hat and just constantly get in everyone's way all damn night. Be sure to really sell the costume by standing at the bar after you've gotten a drink, staying in the bathroom for hours at a time and clogging major arteries throughout the bar so people can't walk anywhere.

Dr. Philip Phillips
What better costume could there possibly be than Dr. Philip Phillips, the legendary fruit magnate who sold 5,000 acres of citrus land to Walt Disney and became richer than at least two Jay Zs? Be sure to wear a three piece suit (from Goodwill, or whatever), get an old-timey haircut and drink fancy cocktails made from locally harvested citrus. Buy drinks for people all night and remind them that you're a fruitin' man.

The Orlando Eye
You could do this costume in a few different ways–but the easiest way, the best way, involves wearing a plain white T-shirt that says "Orlando Eye" and asking people to buy you drinks all night. When they respond with "Why? Why would I buy you a drink?" You just tell them you're always broke.

The Disney Dad
This staple of Orlando doesn't mind waiting in line or strapping a GoPro to his head. He always has room in his fanny pack, and his cargo shorts are a bottomless cavern of granola bars, room keys and receipts. But most importantly, he always has a designated meeting place in case everyone gets split up.

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Cobra in a Box
When local naturalist Mike Kennedy lost his 8ft king cobra last September, it caused a hell of a panic. For weeks, no one could find it! We suggest dressing up like Mike Kennedy and securely storing the slippery snake in a box hanging from your waist.

Bumby Avenue's Hackable Road Sign
Why shouldn't Bumby Avenue's most hackable road sign get its own costume? Dress in orange and black and, if you have one laying around from the '80s, strap a Lite-Brite to your chest and have it say classic Bumby slogans like, "Eat Farts" and Hey Nice Dick."

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A UCF Parking Ticket
Thousands and thousands of UCF students know exactly what this little bastard looks like. So, to pull this off, dress in all yellow with a yellow piece of cardboard taped to your body reading "UCF Parking Ticket." If someone asks you why you chose this terrible costume, tell them you like to get tore up ...and then wink.

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Stoner John Morgan
Imagine you're dressed as local attorney and medical marijuana advocate John Morgan and you walk up to a crowd of people at a party:
"So, ya'll smoke weed? John Morgan gonna shotgun this weed directly into your mouth. "
*Blows weed directly in someone's face*
"John Morgan, for the people."

Sexy Lake Eola Swan
Nothing is sexier than an angry white goose, right? Right? Actually, this costume doesn't have to be sexy, you could also go out like this...

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