20 kickass pool floats that'll make sunny days plastic fantastic

When you need a little something extra to blow up the fun, toss one of these into the pool and put on your hater blockers, because everyone's gonna be jealous.

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Splashes and spills won't matter: Portopong inflatable beer pong
Splashes and spills won't matter: Portopong inflatable beer pong
Very Florida: Giant gator pool float
The most Florida of all: 6-foot cockroach float
The most Florida of all: 6-foot cockroach float
Star Wars Landspeeder Boat/Lounge (sadly, no longer in production)
Star Wars Landspeeder Boat/Lounge (sadly, no longer in production)
Pooches like pool time too: Aqua Pup pool float dog bed
Pooches like pool time too: Aqua Pup pool float dog bed
Looks like a faux hot tub to us, but they call it a floating sofa: "Four Seat Flofa"
Looks like a faux hot tub to us, but they call it a floating sofa: "Four Seat Flofa"
The only kind of shark we want to confront: plastic and glittery. Pool Shark pool float
The only kind of shark we want to confront: plastic and glittery. Pool Shark pool float
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! Joust float pool game
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! Joust float pool game
Candy is dandy: Candy box pool floats
Candy is dandy: Candy box pool floats
Summer's best snack: Watermelon slice float
Summer's best snack: Watermelon slice float
Could be bumper cars, or could just be a motorized float for the laziest person in the world: Motorized Bumper Boats
Could be bumper cars, or could just be a motorized float for the laziest person in the world: Motorized Bumper Boats
When you can't decide between hanging out in the living room or hanging out in the water: Blue Lagoon Floating Island
When you can't decide between hanging out in the living room or hanging out in the water: Blue Lagoon Floating Island
Pay homage to the official sport of summer: Baseball glove pool float
Pay homage to the official sport of summer: Baseball glove pool float
Crustacean chic: Lobster pool float
Crustacean chic: Lobster pool float