February 13, 2022

19 unwritten rules of Orlando

Our culture moves fast with almost all of human knowledge readily at our fingertips. Still, there are plenty of things you can only learn by doing.

Each city has its "unwritten rules," insider knowledge and avoidable faux pas that mark people as someone in the know or a rube fresh off the turnip truck. Orlando is no different.

We went to the source -- in this case, Orlando Reddit -- to find out what to avoid, what to look out for and how to behave. Take a look at some of our favorites.

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19 unwritten rules of Orlando
19 unwritten rules of Orlando
Not all Twistee Treats are created equal
- u/Spicey477 
Photo via Twistee Treat

Not all Twistee Treats are created equal

- u/Spicey477 Photo via Twistee Treat
Don’t order pizza you found in a hotel brochure
-  u/520mile

Don’t order pizza you found in a hotel brochure

- u/520mile
If Tom Terry’s sleeves are rolled up, shit’s gotten real 
- u/ShakiraFuegoPhoto via Twitter/Tom Terry

If Tom Terry’s sleeves are rolled up, shit’s gotten real

- u/ShakiraFuego

Photo via Twitter/Tom Terry
Stealing swan eggs is punishable by death

Stealing swan eggs is punishable by death

If you’re trying to use downtown bathrooms for anything other than cocaine, you’re going to have a bad time 
u/dumpster–juice

If you’re trying to use downtown bathrooms for anything other than cocaine, you’re going to have a bad time

u/dumpster–juice
Avoid I-4 from 4 p.m. to 6 p.m. (and from 6:01 p.m. to 3:59 p.m.)

Avoid I-4 from 4 p.m. to 6 p.m. (and from 6:01 p.m. to 3:59 p.m.)

Come to terms with the Disney adults 
- u/sensibletunic
Screenshot via Twitter

Come to terms with the Disney adults

- u/sensibletunic

Screenshot via Twitter
Stop waiting for the building to be finished 
- u/KeyserSooooze
Photo via Valarie Bush/Facebook

Stop waiting for the building to be finished

- u/KeyserSooooze

Photo via Valarie Bush/Facebook