16 Fast & Furious attractions we hope to see at Universal Orlando

On August 23, Universal Studios Orlando announced that they would be opening a new Fast & Furious ride in 2017. As of now, it seems there's only plans for one extreme attraction, but why stop there? Here's a few Fast & Furious ideas we hope Universal takes into consideration.

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Fast and Festive Parade 
A street race parade that’s a quarter mile long and only lasts 3 seconds.
Fast and Festive Parade
A street race parade that’s a quarter mile long and only lasts 3 seconds.
Dom Toretto's “All About the Family” BBQ Experience
Have dinner in Dom’s virtual backyard, complete with a melodramatic prayer, all-you-can-drink Coronas and long, drawn out speeches about the importance of family.
Dom Toretto's “All About the Family” BBQ Experience
Have dinner in Dom’s virtual backyard, complete with a melodramatic prayer, all-you-can-drink Coronas and long, drawn out speeches about the importance of family.
You’re a Cop?! Delicious! Intervention lounge and restaurant 
This laid back intervention lounge and family-friendly eatery will feature delicious dishes like, “Furious Fries,” “I Can’t Believe He’s a Rat milkshake,” and the “Big-N-Juicy Narc Burger.”
You’re a Cop?! Delicious! Intervention lounge and restaurant
This laid back intervention lounge and family-friendly eatery will feature delicious dishes like, “Furious Fries,” “I Can’t Believe He’s a Rat milkshake,” and the “Big-N-Juicy Narc Burger.”
Fast and Furious Souvenir Shop
This gift shop will be stocked with crushable Dwayne Johnson arm casts, Paul walker blonde and wavy life-like wigs, and authentic Dom Toretto wife beaters.
Fast and Furious Souvenir Shop
This gift shop will be stocked with crushable Dwayne Johnson arm casts, Paul walker blonde and wavy life-like wigs, and authentic Dom Toretto wife beaters.
Ludacris' “Act a Fool” Bounce House
A giant, bouncy replica of Luda’s head with multiple levels -- children will have a blast bouncing about in his afro!
Ludacris' “Act a Fool” Bounce House
A giant, bouncy replica of Luda’s head with multiple levels -- children will have a blast bouncing about in his afro!
NoS-themed Oxgyen Bar 
Just be careful -- it’s not street legal, bro.
NoS-themed Oxgyen Bar
Just be careful -- it’s not street legal, bro.
Fast and Furious passes
Instead of Fast passes, you get Fast and Furious passes, which include a small tricked out go-cart that allows you to jump, power skid, or smash your way to the front of lines. Also, you're allowed to drive around the park like a complete asshole.
Fast and Furious passes
Instead of Fast passes, you get Fast and Furious passes, which include a small tricked out go-cart that allows you to jump, power skid, or smash your way to the front of lines. Also, you're allowed to drive around the park like a complete asshole.
Paul Walker Family Portraits 
Have your entire family’s faces CGI'd to look like Paul Walker for an unforgettable keepsake switcheroo!
Paul Walker Family Portraits
Have your entire family’s faces CGI'd to look like Paul Walker for an unforgettable keepsake switcheroo!
Crash-em Bash-em Car Jousting 
Channel your inner Jason Statham and careen head-long into your friend’s car like a f*cking maniac! Like the films, there will be a never-ending supply of cars.
Crash-em Bash-em Car Jousting
Channel your inner Jason Statham and careen head-long into your friend’s car like a f*cking maniac! Like the films, there will be a never-ending supply of cars.
Obscure Car Showcase
See famous lesser-known cars from the series, like Paul Walkers minivan, that random PT Cruiser from the second movie and probably a police squad car or two.
Obscure Car Showcase
See famous lesser-known cars from the series, like Paul Walkers minivan, that random PT Cruiser from the second movie and probably a police squad car or two.