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100 ways to die in Florida

By on Sat, Sep 19, 2015 at 12:46 am

We know there are probably a million ways to kick the bucket in the Sunshine State. But since Florida is the land where just about everything is trying to kill you, we decided to just highlight 100.

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You could crash your semi-truck, spilling thousands of Bud Lights on the highway, because you were petting your dog. Photo via WFTS
You could crash your semi-truck, spilling thousands of Bud Lights on the highway, because you were petting your dog.
Photo via WFTS
100 ways to die in Florida
You could drive around with a missile in your car Photo via Palm Beach Post
You could drive around with a missile in your car
Photo via Palm Beach Post
You could walk out onto a log and discover it's actually an alligator. Photo via Photo by Richard Jones via WFTV
You could walk out onto a log and discover it's actually an alligator.
Photo via Photo by Richard Jones via WFTV
You could choose to have your motorcycle towed with a chain. Photo via Imgur
You could choose to have your motorcycle towed with a chain.
Photo via Imgur
You could be in a car accident because the woman driving next to you was shaving her bikini line. Photo via YouTube
You could be in a car accident because the woman driving next to you was shaving her bikini line.
Photo via YouTube
You could attempt to run from Florida to Cuba in a inflatable hamster ball. Photo via CNN
You could attempt to run from Florida to Cuba in a inflatable hamster ball.
Photo via CNN
A woman named Crystal Metheney could fire a missile into your car. Photo via DeathAndTaxes.com
A woman named Crystal Metheney could fire a missile into your car.
Photo via DeathAndTaxes.com
You could die of leprosy from petting an armadillo. Photo via Orlando Weekly
You could die of leprosy from petting an armadillo.
Photo via Orlando Weekly
You could go swimming at the beach and die of flesh-eating bacteria. Photo via Orlando Weekly
You could go swimming at the beach and die of flesh-eating bacteria.
Photo via Orlando Weekly
You could be hanging out in Jacksonville and find yourself stuck in a vending machine. Photo via FOX
You could be hanging out in Jacksonville and find yourself stuck in a vending machine.
Photo via FOX
You could be obsessed with kissing alligators. Photo via Sun Sentinel
You could be obsessed with kissing alligators.
Photo via Sun Sentinel
You could be adopted by Gov. Rick Scott for his 2010 campaign, and then returned to the shelter after he wins. Photo via 96 K Rock
You could be adopted by Gov. Rick Scott for his 2010 campaign, and then returned to the shelter after he wins.
Photo via 96 K Rock
You could get mauled by a bath salt zombie. Photo via Daily Beast
You could get mauled by a bath salt zombie.
Photo via Daily Beast
You could get really confused and lock yourself in a closet that unlocks from the inside. Photo via Wesh
You could get really confused and lock yourself in a closet that unlocks from the inside.
Photo via Wesh
You could go for a hike and get shot by one of the 2000 Florida bear hunters, including Ted Nugent. Photo via ArcheryTalkBlog
You could go for a hike and get shot by one of the 2000 Florida bear hunters, including Ted Nugent.
Photo via ArcheryTalkBlog
Your uncle could set your house on fire because you didn't take him on a beer run. Photo via Instagram user psychawtic
Your uncle could set your house on fire because you didn't take him on a beer run.
Photo via Instagram user psychawtic
You could get swallowed by a massive sinkhole. Photo via Orlando Weekly
You could get swallowed by a massive sinkhole.
Photo via Orlando Weekly
You could be the unfortunate one who finds the Orlando Cobra. Photo via Orlando Weekly
You could be the unfortunate one who finds the Orlando Cobra.
Photo via Orlando Weekly
You could get lost scuba diving in Devil’s Spring, or any other Florida underground cavern. Photo via divebuddy.com
You could get lost scuba diving in Devil’s Spring, or any other Florida underground cavern.
Photo via divebuddy.com
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