Warning: Totally not safe for work!

Seriously. Really. Honestly.

The woman in this video is going to ramble on about how we're abusing animals or something like that, but you're not going to pay any attention because you're going to be too busy oggling her naughty bits and typing with one hand.

Watch more PETA videos at PETATV.com.

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