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Stormy Daniels, the porn star who was allegedly paid $130,000 to keep quiet about a year-long affair with Donald Trump, will bring her "Make America Horny Again" tour to a strip club that's just few blocks from the president's private resort in West Palm Beach, Florida.
According to the
Palm Beach Post, Daniels, whose real name is Stephanie Clifford, will be at the Ultra Gentlemen's Club for a total of four shows on April 13 and April 14.
Ultra is the closest strip club to Trump's Mar-a-Lago resort, at a mere 10-minute drive, and is also directly across the street from Trump International Golf Course.
What a weird booking coincidence.
It should be noted that Stormy now
denies having an affair with Trump a few months after the birth of his son with his third and current wife, Melania, in 2006. However, the porn star did once describe the allegedly very nonexistent sexual encounter in such painfully gross detail that I can no longer touch a physical copy of
Forbes magazine without washing my hands.
Of course, the
White House has also denied the extremely mythical affair, but has yet to explain why Stormy was paid $130k.