So, our governor likes â?¦ CHICKS????

Breaking! Charlie Crist is not a fag!

Or maybe he is. Or maybe not. Or who the hell cares?

Anyway, according to some blog - and these are always reputable sources of information - a GOP operative of the dirty variety (and is there any other) claims to have a TAPE of Charlie MAKING OUT WITH A WOMAN (!) in an elevator. And that totally proves he is NOT GAY and means he should be McBomb's vice president.

Question: What if the chick was a dude in drag? Just wondering.

Or, that could be Charlie's purported girlfriend, who according to the aforementioned blog, is married to someone else. So, is adultery better than sodomy?

So many questions. Here's an excerpt:

McCAIN VEEPSTAKES. Politics1 Exclusive. How interested is Florida Governor Charlie Crist in being John McCain's VP runningmate? So much so that veteran GOP dirty trickster Roger Stone -- who coordinated a few dirty stunts in support of Crist during the 2006 gubernatorial campaign -- is quietly peddling a so-called "Charlie Crist sex tape." That's what Stone called it during a telephone conversation. And no, it is not a tape of Crist having sex with a guy. In fact, it isn't even X-rated. The video was seemingly staged to kill the rumors that Crist is gay. Stone claims the tape -- which he discussed recently with Politics1, but didn't show to us ("I'm saving it for the national shows") -- "shows Charlie fooling around in a hotel elevator with his girlfriend ... They're making out." â?¦ Disclaimer: Always be skeptical of anything from Stone.

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