I’m a 20-year-old bi girl and I’ve been with my boyfriend a little over a year. We’ve talked about having an FFM threesome, but the first time we talked about it, we realized that we were not on the same page, and now every time I try to bring up the possibilities of a threesome, we end up in an argument. I’d like to talk about some rules, just in case it happens as he imagines it -– we pick up a girl at a bar – but he won’t talk to me, because he claims that it would make a threesome not as spontaneous. Also, there’s an unspoken worry that my desire to have a threesome is just a way for me to explore having sex with a woman while he watches. I admit that this is what I was most interested in, in the beginning, but I’ve since gotten pretty turned on by the idea of him fucking another girl if I tell him to. Any advice on what I should do?

No Rules For The Game

Before we get to an answer – an answer, NRFTG, not my answer – a brief note. Once a year I allow a complete stranger to rummage through your e-mails, pluck out a few letters, and give this advice business a whirl. Meet Eric Rescorla. He paid somewhere in the vicinity of the high-mid-to-low four figures for the privilege of taking my advice column out for a spin. The money went to charity (, and I didn’t let Eric keep copies of your e-mail addresses or any of the photos you enclosed. And here’s his advice for you, NRFTG.

Let me see if I have this right: You’re offering your boyfriend what’s probably the No. 1 straight-male fantasy and he’s bitching because it’s not spontaneous?” asks Eric, rhetorically. “Basically, there are two possibilities here: 1) Your boyfriend is too dumb to live; 2) he’s sincerely worried that you just want to use this threesome as an excuse to fuck other women. That said, seeing as much of the purpose of the exercise is for him to fuck other women, it’s hard to see that he has any grounds for complaint on that score. So, either way, he’s pretty much a moron.”

I’m a 23-year-old gay male. I don’t really hit the clubs or find myself surrounded by other gay guys, so I don’t have many dates. Aside from the Internet and clubs, where would you suggest I go to meet some guys?

Eager To Meet

I’m straight so I don’t know too much about meeting gay guys in particular,” says Eric. “But in my experience, meeting partners in general is pretty much a matter of sucking it up and going for it. Or you could do what I did and buy the right to meet a middle-aged gay sex columnist in next year’s Strangercrombie auction.”

I have to take exception to Eric’s advice for ETM. I don’t consider 34 to be “middle-aged,” for starters, and for enders I’m a married sex-advice columnist who happens to be gay, not a gay sex-advice columnist that ETM here could have for the price of a Savage Love guest slot.

I am writing because I recently found out that my dad has a problem with online porn. My dad is clueless with technology, and he leaves tracks all over the computer, never deletes his history, opens every popup ad, etc., and it is really fucking up our at-home system and embarrasses us whenever someone else uses the computer.

I tried to brush it off until my sister walked in on him looking at an X-rated video. On Christmas Day, right before dinner. In the computer room, which is in the main hallway of the house, with the door open.

So, what do you think? Do we ignore this? Get a filtering program? Send him an anonymous message?

Concerned Older Sister

Finally a question I’m qualified to answer,” says Eric.

If your dad wants to cover his tracks on the computer, there are a bunch of solutions. The best is always to get a totally isolated computer, but that’s a fairly large investment. I’m assuming you’re running Windows and what I recommend here is virtualization software. This is software that lets you run a ‘virtual’ computer on top of your real computer. The virtual computer has its own copy of Windows, its own browser and its own virtual disk. Your dad can do his porn surfing on the virtual machine and can even set it to reset itself whenever the virtual computer is restarted, so there’s no need to worry about leaving tracks.

But based on your letter, COS, I wonder whether he’s just technically clueless. It doesn’t take a computer expert to realize that watching porn in the main hallway with the door partly open carries a real risk of discovery, which may actually be what he wants. However, given that this is embarrassing you and your family, I don’t see any alternative but to confront him and tell him he needs to do a better job of hiding his habit and that you’re willing to help him with that. I’m sure that will be excruciating, but probably a lot less bad than walking in on Dad jerking off to internet porn.”

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