Dump truck spills manure all over I-95, making for a crappy commute

click to enlarge A dump truck spilled manure all over northbound I-95 on Tuesday. - Photo via Florida Highway Patrol
Photo via Florida Highway Patrol
A dump truck spilled manure all over northbound I-95 on Tuesday.

In a state as car-dependent as Florida, many commutes to and from work can be crappy, but it would be hard to beat the scene on northbound I-95 in Brevard County on Tuesday morning. A crash between a semi-truck and a dump truck caused the latter to spill cow manure all over the road.

The Florida Highway Patrol shared photos of the aftermath on social media and local authorities noted no one was injured in the crash. Police closed the road, presumably to finally figure out if deputies could tell the difference between shit and Shinola.

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