Last weekend saw the grand opening of Stagger Inn, a self-described down-home shitkicker country bar taking over the spot at 100 E. Central Blvd. that was formerly home to the oft-changing/never-quite-successful Central Station Bar for many years. We didn't go to the grand-opening party (couldn't find our cowboy boots), but it was apparently hosted by MTV – something that makes us feel more suspicious than giddy. You can buy us drinks, MTV, but keep your distance – try to make a Jersey Shore: Orlando and we'll fucking sock you in the nose.