Are you a member of
K-Cup nation? Some take issue with the
amount of waste the single-serve coffee pods leave behind, or their general
lack of coffee quality, but there's no arguing they're damn convenient — especially in an office setting where
no one wants to clean out the damn pot. Still, considering Blake, Ders and Adam's commitment to
staying fresh, you gotta think, why a pre-ground coffee product? WELL STOP THINKING, DUMMY.
You gotta stay fresh.
K-cup manufacturer
Keurig has been diligent about seeking out branding partnerships — you can buy
Dunkin Donuts K-cups,
Starbucks K-cups,
Celestial Seasonings, Swiss Miss, even
Cinnabon and
Kahlùa — but this latest co-branding lunch is their weirdest yet.
That's right: The stoner man-children of Comedy Central's
Workaholics now offer
K-cups in five different flavors, like Take It Sleazy light roast, Let’s Get Weird medium roast, Fully Torqued dark roast, Straight Grizzly honey-vanilla flav
oh, you know what? This is probably/maybe a hoax (I give it 50/50 odds) so I'm not gonna bother to rephrase the press release. Buy it
here on Amazon (if you're a trusting sort ["Be the first to review this product!" yeah right]), or just
watch new episodes on Comedy Central starting Jan. 22. Straight grizzly.
Official press release:
GET BUZZED WITH THE WORKAHOLICS AT THE OFFICE OR HOME
WITH K-CUPS® IN FIVE DIFFERENT FLAVORS FROM TWO RIVERS COFFEE®
WITH PRODUCT NOW AVAILABLE ON AMAZON.COM
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Available in Five Flavors Including: Take It Sleazy: Light Roast, Let’s Get Weird: Medium Roast,
Fully Torqued: Extra Bold Dark Roast, Straight Grizzly: Honey Vanilla Flavored and
Half-Christmas Blend: Hazelnut Flavored
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NEW YORK, January 15, 2014 – For the first time, fans will be able to get their caffeine AND “
Workaholics” fix of
Adam,
Blake and
Ders as Comedy Central teams up with Brooklyn-based licensee
Two Rivers Coffee® and releases a K-Cup
® product line now available via Amazon.com. The five “Workaholics” flavors include
Take It Sleazy: Light Roast,
Let’s Get Weird: Medium Roast,
Fully Torqued: Extra Bold Roast,
Straight Grizzly: Honey Vanilla Flavored and
Half-Christmas Blend: Hazelnut Flavored (12 pack: MSRP $8.99). Amazon.com is also offering a "
Workaholics Coffee Sampler" which is a 72 count variety pack of all five flavors (MSRP: $42.96).
