Are you a member of K-Cup nation
? Some take issue with the amount of waste
the single-serve coffee pods leave behind, or their general lack of coffee quality
, but there's no arguing they're damn convenient — especially in an office setting where no one wants to clean out the damn pot
. Still, considering Blake, Ders and Adam's commitment to staying fresh
, you gotta think, why a pre-ground coffee product? WELL STOP THINKING, DUMMY.
You gotta stay fresh.
K-cup manufacturer Keurig
has been diligent about seeking out branding partnerships — you can buy Dunkin Donuts
K-cups, Celestial Seasonings, Swiss Miss,
— but this latest co-branding lunch is their weirdest yet.
That's right: The stoner man-children of Comedy Central's Workaholics
now offer K-cups in five different flavors
, like Take It Sleazy light roast, Let’s Get Weird medium roast, Fully Torqued dark roast, Straight Grizzly honey-vanilla flav
oh, you know what? This is probably/maybe a hoax (I give it 50/50 odds) so I'm not gonna bother to rephrase the press release. Buy it here
on Amazon (if you're a trusting sort ["Be the first to review this product!" yeah right]), or just watch new episodes on Comedy Central starting Jan. 22
. Straight grizzly.
Official press release:
GET BUZZED WITH THE WORKAHOLICS AT THE OFFICE OR HOME
WITH K-CUPS® IN FIVE DIFFERENT FLAVORS FROM TWO RIVERS COFFEE®
WITH PRODUCT NOW AVAILABLE ON AMAZON.COM
Available in Five Flavors Including: Take It Sleazy: Light Roast, Let’s Get Weird: Medium Roast,
Fully Torqued: Extra Bold Dark Roast, Straight Grizzly: Honey Vanilla Flavored and
Half-Christmas Blend: Hazelnut Flavored
NEW YORK, January 15, 2014 – For the first time, fans will be able to get their caffeine AND “Workaholics
” fix of Adam
as Comedy Central teams up with Brooklyn-based licensee Two Rivers Coffee®
and releases a K-Cup®
product line now available via Amazon.com. The five “Workaholics” flavors include Take It Sleazy
: Light Roast, Let’s Get Weird
: Medium Roast, Fully Torqued
: Extra Bold Roast, Straight Grizzly
: Honey Vanilla Flavored and Half-Christmas Blend
: Hazelnut Flavored (12 pack: MSRP $8.99). Amazon.com is also offering a "Workaholics Coffee Sampler
" which is a 72 count variety pack of all five flavors (MSRP: $42.96).