Best Of 2018

Best Rumble in the Jungle

Mayhem on Mills

Hosted by Total Punk

April 22, 2018

There's no better post-brunch dessert than watching grown men and women beat each other with folding chairs and throw each other onto thumbtacks, all while you sip a Pabst tallboy. That's why we were so impressed when Total Punk Turnbuckle Tuesdays, the weekly hangout for fans of '80s wrestling videos and cheap beer, put on their inaugural Mayhem on Mills in the Will's Pub parking lot. Nothing screams a good time like amateur wrestlers writhing and screaming for mercy while punk bands rip it up, after all. As Russell "Maximus" Crowe would say, "Are you not entertained?"

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Disney's giant Woody

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Back in April, Disney was very excited to open Toy Story Land at Hollywood Studios, and in doing so, they announced to everyone that they had erected a giant 20-foot Woody at the entrance of the new land. Though there was no mention of girth, Disney did also tell us the statue had a 7-foot-wide hat and a 4-foot-tall yo-yo. Naturally, the announcement made all stand at attention.

Best Adult Sports League

1. Orlando Roller Derby, orlandorollerderby.com

2. Orlando Sport and Social Club, orlandosportandsocialclub.com

3. Orlando Gay Kickball, gaykickball.com

Best Attraction That's Not a Theme Park

1. Orlando Science Center, osc.org

2. Kennedy Space Center, kennedyspacecenter.com

3. (tie) Topgolf, topgolf.com

3. (tie) Gatorland, gatorland.com

Best Beach

1. New Smyrna Beach, visitnsbfl.com

2. Clearwater Beach, visitclearwaterflorida.com

3. Siesta Key, visitsarasota.com

Best Bowling Alley

1. Splitsville, splitsvillelanes.com

2. Aloma Bowl, alomabowlingcenters.com

3. Kings Dining & Entertainment, kings-de.com

Honorable Mention: Colonial Lanes (RIP), coloniallanes.net

Best Canoeing/Kayaking

1. Wekiwa Springs, floridastateparks.org

2. Wekiva Island, wekivaisland.com

3. Blue Springs, floridastateparks.org

Best City Park

1. Lake Eola Park, cityoforlando.net

2. Central Park, Winter Park, cityofwinterpark.org

3. Dickson Azalea Park, cityoforlando.net

Best Dog Park

1. Lake Baldwin Park, cityofwinterpark.org

2. Dr. Phillips Dog Park, orangecountyfl.net

3. Downey Dog Park, orangecountyfl.net

Best Escape Room

1. Escapology, escapology.com

2. The Great Escape Room, thegreatescaperoom.com

3. The Escape Game Orlando, orlandoescapegame.com