Best New Drug Dealer: Knox Dispensary

1901 N. Orange Ave.

407-233-0644

knoxmedical.com

We kid, we kid. Though still somewhat hamstrung by a web of legislative indecision regarding exactly what they can sell, the first legal medical marijuana dispensary just opened in the Ivanhood after much anticipation. Housed in an stark, bunker-esque storefront, once you get past the heavy (yet dapper) security, you're inside a clean, minimalist wonderland that's halfway between IKEA and an art film. Here's hoping the Florida Legislature decides to get with the times and implement the will of the people soon (full THC!).