Best Of 2016

Best Attempt at The Daily Show With Poetry

Loose Lips

8 p.m. every first Tuesday, Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave., willspub.org

Tod Caviness may not have Jon Stewart's (or any) hair, but then again neither does Trevor Noah. The former host of what was voted Orlando's best poetry night an absurd number of times, Speakeasy, Caviness wasn't gone from the stage for a year before he founded a new outlet for local writers. This time, it's a curated list of notables with a passion for current events. The readings take many forms – poems, essays, rants – but they all share one thing in common: They have to revolve around something that happened in the last month. Of course, this may not have been the best year to kick this off; 2016 has been, well, not a treasure trove of good feelings. Still, the writers have made lemonade of it all, and we have some new, more articulate voices to compete with all the shouting on our feeds.

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Arts and Culture
Best Walking Naughty Bits

art31.org; jasonhackenwerth.com

Last March, the Art & History Museums – Maitland's monthlong Art 31 project brought works by a number of internationally acclaimed artists (including Dale Chihuly, Lorrie Fredette and Paige Smith) to the Orlando area. However, nothing topped Jason Hackenwerth's biological balloon sculpture costumes for sheer grin-inducing WTF-ness. You can say they were abstract forms or alien fish; we could only see giant walking naughty bits, and we loved them for it.

Best Place to Find Free Art Elements

The on-ramps are better prospects than the off-ramps, as if merging depends on purging. Outside the I-4 Ultimate construction fences, there's a no-man's-land of heaved purses, flung coolers, thrown books, car parts, children's toys ... the Orlampa Corridor's forgotten detritus, a fascinating linear treasure trove that's constantly changing. You'll need both a driver and a spotter, but the driver needs a fighter pilot's nerves and reaction time. Turn sharp eyes toward any area where they've stopped mowing, and look for piles. At the west side of Kaley, for example, we recently found brass engine parts and a rusty aqua chaise lounge. At Princeton's little westbound on-ramp: an Encyclopedia Britannica – that rare Volume XII – and a dog dish. All fodder for the muse.

Best Arts Advocate

1. Blue Star

2. Patrick Greene

3. Denna Beena

Best Arts Event/Festival

1. Orlando International Fringe Theatre Festival, orlandofringe.org

2. Winter Park Sidewalk Art Festival, wpsaf.org

3. Artlando, artlando.com

Best Recurring Arts Nights

1. Thornton 2nd Thursday Wine & Art Walk, thorntonparkdistrict.com

2. Sanford Alive After 5, facebook.com/aliveafter5

3. 1st Thursdays at Orlando Museum of Art, omart.org

Best Burlesque Troupe

1. VarieTease, thevenueorlando.com

2. Corsets & Cuties, corsetsandcuties.com

3. Rock Hard Revue, rockhardrevue.com

Best Comedy Club or Night

1. SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave., 407-648-0001, sakcomedylab.com

2. Improv Orlando, 9101 International Drive, 407-480-5233, theimprovorlando.com

3. The Tumbleweed Comedy Tour, tomanddan.com

Best Dance Company

1. Orlando Ballet, orlandoballet.org

2. DRIP, ilovedrip.com

3. Voci Dance, vocidance.com

Best Film Fest or Series

1. Florida Film Festival, floridafilmfestival.com

2. Enzian FilmSlam, enzian.org

3. Orlando Film Festival, orlandofilmfest.com