ARIES (March 21-April 19) For all we know, in your past life you were a virgin who was thrown into a volcano to appease a fire deity. Whether or not that’s a fact, we can say this with certainty: At some time in your current life, you made a great sacrifice in an effort to pacify a person whose anger/violence/manipulativeness you were intimidated by. Now it’s an excellent time to fix any distortions unleashed in your life because of that sacrifice. You’ve got the personal power and insight you need to set the healing in motion. Halloween costume suggestion: a virgin-turned-warrior carrying the severed head of the fire deity.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) “Empathy is the most radical of human emotions,” says Gloria Steinem. What does she mean by “radical”? I think the word implies audacity, fierceness and courage. It connotes a revolt against the status quo. And that’s exactly the spirit I hope you bring to your expression of empathy in the near future. To enjoy life to the fullest, you should marshal an ability to feel what others are feeling. Halloween costume suggestions: a mirror, a psychotherapist, a giant ear or a sponge.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20) Jeff Greenwald is looking for a publisher for his book Fifty Ways to Leave Your Comfort Zone. I think it’s a great concept, so I’m surprised that some discouraged him from using that title. “At this tormented moment in history,” said one person, “the last thing anyone wants to hear is how to do what’s inconvenient and nerve-wracking.” However, that’s exactly the advice I’m duty-bound to offer you. The most interesting pleasures you can generate in the next few weeks will come from leaving your comfort zone. Halloween costume suggestion: whoever is least like you in the whole world.

CANCER (June 21-July 22) Spiritual teacher A.H. Almaas believes that a genuinely creative act is always motivated by generosity. If that’s true, how do you explain all the ego-obsessed “geniuses” who treat everyone like dirt even as they churn out their supposedly brilliant art? In any case, I’m siding with Almaas’ definition, and I advise you to keep it in mind now that you’re in your most imaginative and self-expressive phase. To ensure that your creative juices keep flowing in ways that make you feel good, dedicate them to spreading inspiration and giving gifts. Halloween costume suggestions: a pregnant painter, a flower exuding bursts of pollen, a sexy midwife.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) If you visit the Polish village of Szymbark, you’ll find an upside-down house. Philanthropist Daniel Czaplewski hired a team of construction workers to build it with meticulous detail. The floor is above you, with all the furniture hanging down, and the ceiling is what you walk on. I urge you to make this place your power symbol in the coming weeks. Use it to inspire you as you experiment with changing your home around every which way. Dare to be crazy, wise and funny as you rearrange, reinvent and renovate the domestic vibes. Halloween costume suggestion: an upside-down house.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Writing in the Los Angeles Times, Rosa Brooks bemoaned the budgetary cuts that have caused the mass firings of reporters at many major newspapers. This sad development means there are “fewer persistent, nosy people with a mandate to wander around the world asking questions.” Whatever you do in the coming weeks cannot single-handedly fix this problem, of course. But it will be your astrological mandate to be a persistent, nosy person wandering around asking questions. Halloween costume suggestions: journalist, spy, muckraker, whistleblower.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) A survey of Russians revealed their thoughts about the best ways to get rich. A third of them said that stealing is most effective, whether embezzlement, fraud, extortion or plain old larceny. I don’t recommend that approach to you, even though you’re in a phase that’s favorable for increasing your wealth. Instead, consider these strategies: working harder and smarter, expanding and deepening your web of connections and intensifying your commitment to excellence. Halloween costume suggestion: an impeccably styled schmooze specialist carrying a wad of big bills and a Wall Street Journal.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Don’t eat stale candy from a vending machine where it has sat for six months. Don’t seek advice from people who haven’t changed their minds about anything since the last century. And don’t wear clothes you acquired before 2005 or cling to attitudes you adopted before last month. Catch my drift? You need to evade every influence that tends to keep you frozen in the past. In fact, I’ll go so far as to say that it’s time to make yourself fully available for the healthiest kind of future shock. Halloween costume suggestions: a grinning exclamation point, a rosebud about to burst open, a welcome sign.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) If you’ve been put on a pedestal by a person who admires you a little too much, it’s likely you’ll have to climb down from that pedestal in the coming weeks. If you’ve been up in the clouds, it’s time to get your feet on the ground. If there’s any way you’ve been too high and mighty, you’d be wise to leave it behind in favor of a more down-to-earth perspective. This is very good news, by the way. After an initial jolt, life will be more interesting and people will become more helpful. Halloween costume suggestions: an angel coming down a ladder, a parachutist, a celebrity drunk in rehab.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) A 12-year-old sea lion at the Pittsburgh zoo has taken up painting. Maggie’s trainer had to coax her at first, but now she truly enjoys swabbing canvases with paint-soaked brushes. She’s your inspirational role model. It’s an excellent time to refine your instinctual nature; to teach your inner animal new tricks; to bring more conscious intention to things that are second nature. Halloween costume suggestion: the creature you’d be if you weren’t human.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) A 30-foot-high shaft of concrete sprouts from an altar at an amusement park in Changchun, China. According to the China Folk Culture Association, this phallic symbol celebrates “our ancestors’ pursuit of happiness and prosperity.” Even if you’re a lesbian, I suggest you make a comparable tribute to divine virility. Perform a ritual to tap into the archetypal energy of the Wild Man. Make or buy a lucky talisman that will inspire the full bloom of your martial exuberance and primal will. Halloween costume suggestions: a shamanatrix with a strap-on, a transgender magician with a huge wand.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) Bending the rules of the game? Blowing off the expectations of the pack? Circumventing the conventions of the way it’s always been done? Good work. But why stop there? How about you invoke an outrageous spiritual truth so you can suspend a humdrum old law of nature or two? After all, lyrical transgression is your specialty these days. It’s one of those rare times when your “sins” are likely to be so sublimely necessary that they will generate no bad karma. Halloween costume suggestion: Blend a deity with a superhero, like Buddha and Spiderman, or the goddess Athena and Storm from X-Men, or Jesus and Neo from The Matrix.


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