Last weekend, a dolphin at SeaWorld Orlando attempted to steal and destroy a woman's iPad, proving once and for all that even the animal kingdom thinks you look like a doof talking photos with a tablet.
The video shows the dolphin reaching out of the tank, plucking a bright pink iPad out of a woman's hand, soaking it in the tank and then seemingly laughing about it.
In a last ditch effort to destroy the tablet, the aquatic mammal/social assassin then proceeds to soak everyone and everything near the pink iPad.