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Thursday, April 28, 2016

Orlando man learns important lesson: Raccoons will bite your dumb ass

Posted By on Thu, Apr 28, 2016 at 1:31 PM

While feeding a few local raccoons, an Orlando man learned a valuable lesson: Raccoons will bite your dumb ass. 

In a video posted to YouTube, Braddock Baskett spots a gang of Orlando raccoons (or, a "gaze" of raccoons) in a back parking lot. "I've never seen this many raccoons," he says, while holding a little snack in his outreached hand.



Moments later, a raccoon who seems determined to educate Baskett on the noble savagery of nature, bites his finger. 

It's a tough lesson. However, Baskett now knows that raccoons will indeed bite your dumb ass. 

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