Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Topless woman goes bonkers at Florida McDonald's

Posted By on Wed, Apr 9, 2014 at 3:34 PM


Last month, a Pinellas, Fla. woman thought it would be wise to strip down to her panties and go utterly insane at her local McDonald's. Lucky for us, the store's surveillance cameras caught all the boob-flying action. Clearly in some kind of rage-state, she shoves cash registers to the ground and empties cabinets. Eventually she seems to tire of the destruction and helps herself to some self-serve. All that ragin' has got to be tiring. And ice cream is so refreshing, right?

The woman, identified as 41-year-old Sandra Suarez, was arrested on charges of criminal mischief and resisting arrest. According to reports, she went batshit because an employee of the store refused her offer of oral sex in the parking lot. According to the near-naked lady, bi-polar disorder was to blame.

Watch the whole video here, but be sure to turn up your speakers, because the commentary is totally worth it.

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