Friday, January 10, 2014

Fire hungry douche-canoes play with matches

Posted By on Fri, Jan 10, 2014 at 11:42 AM

In the wee morning hours of January 6th someone(s) set fire to the schoolhouse on Wekiva Island. This is the second time in three months that the popular island retreat has experienced a fire after the previous one, a result of faulty electrics, severely damaged the Tooting Otter bar. Pictured below.

The owners are faced with $20 000 worth of fire, water and smoke damage but have partnered with the Sheriff's office to offer a $10 000 reward for any information that could lead to the arrest and conviction of the douche bags responsible. Call 1-877-622-7766 or 386-323-0904 and buy yourself a new SMART car while simultaneously putting some losers in jail. It's totally a win-win y'all.

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