Sunday, December 19, 2010

gingerbread crack house or bacon nativity scene: it's not too late.

Posted By on Sun, Dec 19, 2010 at 3:20 PM

Here you'll find a selection of disturbing gingerbread houses. (I find it disturbing how many of them are made out of graham crackers. NOT THE SAME THING.) Love the dick graffiti on this one; very seasonally appropriate.

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And here we have gold(en-brown sauerkraut), frankfurters, and myrhh — no, ham. Plenty of ham. Mmm, wiener Jesus.

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Get cooking, crazypants!

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