Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Check yourself

Posted on Wed, Apr 4, 2007 at 9:35 AM

"Not to be confused with Alzheimerâ??s, 'Alt.heimerâ??s' is a term that the Slang Dictionary defines as 'a condition afflicting chronic hipsters who can no longer recall if they like something genuinely or ironically. Example: "As Ron stared at the hideous leather pants and retro Star Wars sheets heâ??d just purchased, he realized his Alt.heimerâ??s was advancing with terrifying speed."' (from this week's FWA)

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