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<title>Happytown</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Live Active Cultures</title>
<guid>http://www.orlandoweekly.com/artsculture/story.asp?id=13779</guid>
<description> Live Active Cultures  by Seth Kubersky. Inside  a building in the 
  center of downtown Orlando sits an object so ill-fated that it's  an icon of awfulness, almost single-handedly ruining careers and  bringing a billion-dollar business to its knees. This cursed artifact  isn't something sacred stolen from the Seminoles, the Hope diamond...</description>
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<title>Council Watch: Paying attention to local government so you don't have to</title>
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<description> Council Watch  by Billy Manes. For  this very special episode of The  City Gets to Thinkin', Congresswoman Corrine Brown, D-Florida, was wheeled in for a fiery  cameo appearance, shouting this and that about Haitian relief and  stimulus dollars before landing the ultimate health-care zinger:  "Anybody that tells me that they're...</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Blister</title>
<guid>http://www.orlandoweekly.com/columns/story.asp?id=13775</guid>
<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Savage Love</title>
<guid>http://www.orlandoweekly.com/columns/story.asp?id=13773</guid>
<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Free Will Astrology</title>
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<description> Free Will Astrology  by Rob Brezsny. ARIES  (March 21-April 19) "Those who know how to win are much more  numerous than those who know how to make proper use of their  victories." So said the ancient Greek historian Polybius, and now  I'm conveying the message to you. I hope it will serve as a spur in  the wake of your recent triumph....</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<title>This Little Underground</title>
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<description> This Little Underground  by Bao Le-Huu. Several  months ago, I
  mentioned Das  Boot, the two-to-three-liter, boot-shaped mug of beer served at awesome  Sanford bierhaus Hollerbach's  Willow Tree Caf&#038;eacute;. Well, Redlight  Redlight now features that heroic little challenge too, which could either be  a good thing or a very, very 
bad...</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Police Beat</title>
<guid>http://www.orlandoweekly.com/columns/story.asp?id=13769</guid>
<description> Police Beat  by Jim Gaines. Jan. 19
 (2010-30926)  5:45 p.m.: It was a peaceful evening with beer at the Ambassador  Hotel on West Colonial Drive, until one man jumped his acquaintance  and stole his .45-caliber pistol.
 (2010-31191)  8:30 p.m.: A woman walking through Parc Vista apartments on Pinto  Lane said a man dragged...</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Happytown</title>
<guid>http://www.orlandoweekly.com/columns/story.asp?id=13767</guid>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Blister</title>
<guid>http://www.orlandoweekly.com/columns/story.asp?id=13765</guid>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Live Active Cultures</title>
<guid>http://www.orlandoweekly.com/columns/story.asp?id=13764</guid>
<description> Live Active Cultures  by Seth Kubersky. I  think I'm about the least likely  person to be labeled a Luddite. In my house, I have four gaming  consoles, three laptop computers, two video projectors and an iPhone  ... in an Apple tree. I've been online since the days of 1200-baud  modems and text-interface BBS systems; today I've got Yahoo,...</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Council Watch: Paying attention to local government so you don't have to</title>
<guid>http://www.orlandoweekly.com/columns/story.asp?id=13763</guid>
<description> Council Watch  by Billy Manes. From  the first solemn ring of the church bells  outside, it was clear that there would be very little to smile about  at this week's governmental misery support group meeting. A  Unitarian invocation worried about the homeless and Haiti, praying  that whatever God it is that speaks to commissioner...</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Police Beat</title>
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<description> Police Beat  by Jim Gaines. Jan. 12
 (2010-19106)  10:02 p.m.: At Miracle of Love church on West Colonial Drive, someone  used the miracle of physics to break a glass door with a fire  extinguisher. Yea, verily, a Dell desktop computer was taken up.

 Jan. 13
 (2010-20373)  2 a.m.: And you know they bought it to fend off...</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Free Will Astrology</title>
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<description> Free Will Astrology  by Rob Brezsny. ARIES  (March 21-April 19) Shakespeare got modest respect while he was  alive, but his reputation as a brilliant bard didn't gel right  away. It wasn't until almost 50 years after he died that anyone  thought his life and work were notable enough to write about. By  then, all his colleagues and com...</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<title>This Little Underground</title>
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<description> This Little Underground  by Bao Le-Huu. Some  of the benefit shows that the  local music community has organized to help Haiti have had disappointing turnouts. I know these are the leanest of  times, but put it all in perspective and go support them, people. It  is literally the least you can do. Having a temporarily  empty wallet seriou...</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Savage Love</title>
<guid>http://www.orlandoweekly.com/columns/story.asp?id=13751</guid>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Live Active Cultures</title>
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<description> Live Active Cultures  by Seth Kubersky. Tell  people you write a
  newspaper  column, and they feign interest or express sympathy for your  impending unemployment from a soon-to-be-extinct medium. Tell them  that you write about arts and culture, and they inch away, lest you  start spouting Proust. But tell them that you cover the attra...</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Happytown</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Comments</title>
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<description> Comments . Tried  in the media
 I  enjoyed the latest Happytown&#153; column [Jan. 7]. I really did. I  appreciate that you've noticed my candidacy for the Florida House  of Representatives, and appreciate your sense of humor about the  circus that was the Rifqa Bary case here in Orlando.
 If  I can comment on o...</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Blister</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Free Will Astrology</title>
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<description> Free Will Astrology  by Rob Brezsny. ARIES  (March 21-April 19) Philosopher David Pearce is committed to the  abolition of suffering. We've got a long way to go before  accomplishing that goal, but he believes it's possible with the  help of technology. More than two millennia ago, Buddha also  articulated a vision for the cessation o...</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Savage Love</title>
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<title>This Little Underground</title>
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<description> This Little Underground  by Bao Le-Huu. Wow,  Jay Reatard dead at  only  29.  I sure hope you were at his Back Booth show last month.

 The  beats
 Being  both delicious and loaded with value is an accomplishment that would  satisfy anyone. But in a clear attempt at supreme awesomeness, Pabst  Blue Ribbon sponsors the occasional free...</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Police Beat</title>
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<description> Police Beat  by Jim Gaines. Jan. 5
 (2010-6423)  12:15 a.m.: A man walked out of a bar ... and two other guys followed  him out of Whiskey River Whiskey Store to the corner of Hames Avenue  and Robinson Street, then beat him up. Punch line: They took his  wallet and $115.
 (2010-6013)  7:03 a.m.: A woman said that a man robbe...</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Live Active Cultures</title>
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<description> Live Active Cultures  by Seth Kubersky. It's  a frigid Friday night in  the city. The clouds above are as dark as the asphalt below; tomorrow  morning might see snow, or at least stinging sleet. But the icy  temperatures don't seem to be deterring anyone, and street parking  is in short supply, as ever. After shivering and stomping sever...</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Blister</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Happytown</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Savage Love</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Free Will Astrology</title>
<guid>http://www.orlandoweekly.com/columns/story.asp?id=13721</guid>
<description> Free Will Astrology  by Rob Brezsny. 
 ARIES  (March 21-April 19) The Earth's north magnetic pole is not the same  as the geographic North Pole. If you take out a compass to orient  yourself toward due north, the compass arrow will actually point  toward a spot in the frigid wilds of Canada. But what's really odd  is that the north ma...</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<title>This Little Underground</title>
<guid>http://www.orlandoweekly.com/music/story.asp?id=13720</guid>
<description> This Little Underground  by Bao Le-Huu. Aw  (cold) snap! Has Orlando  been frozen lately or what? The weather, the Magic's offense and,  worst of all, the concert calendars have all been on ice. Thankfully,  the thaw is on.

 The  beat
 The  high-profile Central Florida teen crisis organization To  Write Love on Her Arms regularly org...</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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