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My boyfriend and I have been together for a little over four years. I love him more than I thought possible. I'm a bi woman, he's a straight man. I don't mind who he sleeps with, he doesn't mind who I sleep with. (Provided, of course, that we use proper protection at all times.) Not an issue, right?

Well, over the last four years I've been pretty busy with my career, and it hasn't left me a lot of time to go looking outside my relationship. He's had more free time on his hands, and has had some brief affairs with other women. For a little while, we were both seeing the same woman. We still have sex three or four times a week, and it's good and satisfying and enthusiastic.

But here's the rub.

A few weeks ago, I met a guy that I think is amazingly shiny — and I slept with him. My boyfriend encouraged me to enjoy myself, so I did. But now it's eating at him. He makes little needling comments about my leaving him for the new lover. I've tried to reassure him, but it hasn't seemed to help.

At first, I felt bad for sleeping with someone else, but the longer this goes on, the more irked I'm getting. I've caught nothing but hell over this, and I'm getting a little fed up. We've always been very open and honest with each other — at least,

I have, anyway. Should I ask him to tell me what, exactly, is bothering him about this whole situation? Or should I just bite my tongue and not sleep with other men?

Irked By Double Standard

You know as well as I do what's bothering your boyfriend, IBDS. He doesn't believe that you, the bisexual woman he loves, would leave him for another woman. Since he consciously or subconsciously believes that you're only attracted to women physically, not emotionally, your same-sex affairs don't threaten him. But he's living proof that you can fall in love with men, so your recent opposite-sex affair has left him feeling insecure.

So what do you do?

First, you point out that he's had affairs with other women — affairs that, theoretically at least, present the same threat to you that your affair with a man presents to him. If he wants to have an open relationship, he has to trust that you won't leave him for another man, just as you trust that he won't leave you for another woman. Second, you tell him he needs to get a grip — which he may be on his way to doing. When he needles you, IBDS, he's seeking reassurance, which you're giving. Once he's completely reassured, the needling should stop. If it doesn't stop, well, then the needling isn't about reassurance. It's about making your life so miserable that you'll think twice about having an affair with a guy again. If that's his game, then he's not emotionally mature enough to be in an open relationship.

I am a 22-year-old male dating a wonderful 21-year-old woman. When we got together, she asked if we could take physical things slow. Then one night she started to give me a blow job. Soon she was sobbing hysterically. She calmed down enough to tell me that when she was a teenager her uncle would sneak into her room at night, pin her down and mouth-fuck her. She never told her family and never got counseling. Needless to say, she has cock-in-mouth issues.

I told her she never has to give me a blow job. I care more about her than I do about having my cock sucked. But she is a fan of yours and she agrees with your rule about oral sex — that it's standard and any model that comes without it should be returned to the lot. She also says that she should be dumped for not giving me head, especially since I enjoy going down on her so much.

So Dan, should she force herself to do something that was forced upon her when she younger? Should she force herself to get over what happened?

Won't Dump Her For Head

There are exceptions to every rule, WDHFH, and you can tell your girlfriend that she has my permission to refrain from giving you blow jobs for ever and ever and ever. Amen.

Oh, and tell her I think she should get some counseling already.

I am a 19-year-old gay man in a relationship with a handsome, nice guy. Here's the problem: He has this obsession with, when we are getting close, talking and acting like a child — and I mean literally like a 5-year-old. I'm not sure he even knows he does it. I haven't brought it up, as it's pretty weird. I'm not into it, though, and it's hurting our relationship. What can I do?

Wants An Adult

Your boyfriend knows exactly what he's doing, WAA — he's been testing you. The first time he acted like a 5-year-old, you didn't say anything because it was pretty weird. And he's so handsome and nice. And you didn't want to make him feel bad. And you hoped it wouldn't happen again. But then he did it again. And you still didn't say anything. And then he did it again. And again and again and again. And you never objected. And the 5-year-old act is hurting your relationship, but your boyfriend doesn't know that. Instead he's thinking, hey, I hit the fucking jackpot — I met a guy who enjoys this 5-year-old role-play stuff just as much as I do.

If it's a deal-breaker for you, WAA, you're going to have to say so. Try this: "I'm into you, I dig you, but the little-kid routine is a turnoff. Can you drop it?" Once he knows how you really feel, he gets to decide if being with you is worth the sacrifice.

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