NUMBER OF PERCENTAGE POINTS CHARLIE CRIST HAD OVER GOV. RICK SCOTT IN A POLL BY THE UNIVERSITY OF NORTH FLORIDA
PERCENT OF PEOPLE POLLED WHO SAID THEY APPROVED OF THE JOB SCOTT WAS DOING AS GOVERNOR
NUMBER OF POINTS BY WHICH NELSON LOST TO LAWTON CHILES IN 1990, WHEN THE TWO FACED OFF IN A DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY FOR THE PARTY'S GUBERNATORIAL NOMINATION
"IF THE RACE IS BETWEEN RICK SCOTT AND CHARLIE CRIST, IT IS GOING TO BE A VERY NEGATIVE CAMPAIGN. BUT IF THE RACE IS BETWEEN RICK SCOTT AND BILL NELSON, IT WILL BECOME A REFERENDUM ON THE GOVERNOR."
– FORMER FLORIDA GOVERNOR AND U.S. SENATOR BOB GRAHAM
Just when we were maybe-kind-of-sorta getting used to the idea that it was going to take a reformed Republican to give the Florida Democratic Party half a chance at ending the reign of terror known as Gov. Rick Scott's administration (see last week's cover story, "Finding Crist"), we get hit with this bombshell: Sen. Bill Nelson, who has thus far been annoyingly coy about whether he has any interest at all in running for governor of the state, is not out of it yet. Maybe.
On Nov. 13, MSNBC ran a story headlined: "Bill Nelson for Florida governor? It's possible," insisting that the state's "elder statesman" (Nelson is 71 years old and has served three terms in the Senate) has not ruled out a run, even though he said in October that he had indeed ruled out a run. MSNBC's story relies on anonymous leading national Democrats saying such vague things as "Sen. Nelson is not going sit back and watch" as Scott gets re-elected, and that he "cares deeply" about Florida. The Tallahassee Democrat jumped into the fray as well, stating that Nelson is "still considering" a run for governor and that Nelson's chief of staff, Pete Mitchell, told even more anonymous prominent Democrats that the senator was considering stepping into the race. But Mitchell did not comment at all to the paper.
If Nelson did step up to the plate, it would create a pretty uncomfortable situation for the state party. Prominent and influential Dems, including local attorney and Democratic party fundraiser John Morgan and former Florida Democratic Party chair Bob Poe, have already thrown their lot in with Crist; other party faithful, however, are skeptical of Crist's born-again good guy image and think he's nothing but an opportunist. A Nelson-Crist primary could be divisive and ugly – not that that would be anything new. Nor would this situation. In 1990, Nelson was in a similar situation when he was seeking his party's nod to run against then-Republican Gov. Bob Martinez. At first, it looked like he was a safe bet, but when Martinez ramped up his campaign, the party got nervous. Former Sen. Lawton Chiles – who was retired and insisted that he wasn't going to run – suddenly jumped into the race, beat Nelson soundly and saved the day.
If Crist's campaign starts to tank, Nelson could play the Chiles card. He may be the only other viable Democratic candidate with enough name recognition (and money) to beat Scott. And the Republican Party of Florida is already running ads using the loyal Democrats' own past zingers against Crist to fuel their fire: "He has done nothing to create jobs," one ad quotes Democratic Chair Karen Thurman as saying. "His only core belief is personal ambition." Ouch.
Nelson, naturally, is staying out of the fray for now. He refused to confirm or deny any intention of running to the Tallahassee Democrat, and likewise, when Happytown reached out to his office for some comment on the speculation, spokesman Dan McLaughlin replied, simply: "I have nothing to report."
And neither, it seems, do we. Except wouldn't it be cool if we had a former astronaut, instead of a former Republican, for governor?
When you're a floundering Republican with nowhere else to turn, the best avenue is typically that which leads you backward on the evolutionary chart toward groaning apes and rural areas – or deeper into the closet. Everybody's favorite cult of sometimes-ethnicity Marco Rubio
has been continuing to make noise exclusively out of the far-right speaker. We guess the hope is that by exploiting the so-called base, Rubio can deflect criticism that by acknowledging his family's Cuban heritage in drafting a failed immigration-reform plan that he later helped to kill, he has been a confusing traitor to American freedoms or something. Look over here! I hate gays!
That's the homophobic message Rubio is sending, only now with increased hilarity. The once-prospective mainstream golden boy of 2016 Republican presidential hopes – back before Ted Cruz and Chris Christie gave him a wedgie in the locker room and stole the bullhorn – is now aligning himself with the most tragic paragons of prudence, our own local Florida Family Policy Council. Rubio, as of press time, was set to do some tithe-making for the hate group on Nov. 16 as a means of promoting what can at best be seen as an illogical agenda.
It was just a few months ago that Florida Family Policy Council president John Stemberger was standing outside at a press conference wearing tan Boy Scout shorts (to the universal horror of everyone) while protesting the Boy Scouts' lukewarm inclusion of gay kids at an Orlando conference. Stemberger, genius that he is, went out and started his own bigoted scout-like group called Trail Life USA (snicker, snicker), which will – as Stemberger once threatened to do to his own spawn, publicly – beat the gay out of you, should you come across a little light in your merit badges. Fellowship!
Anyway, at the "gala," Stemberger and Rubio were scheduled to honor Mat Staver – with one "t" – of the Liberty Counsel (and Liberty University, Kirk Cameron fans!). Staver, Mother Jones reports, just filed a lawsuit this month against, wait for it, Chris Christie in New Jersey for that state's legislative rejection of pray-away-the-gay conversion therapy. Staver has also made claims that the passage of the federal Employment Non-Discrimination Act might actually "result in significant damage or even death of some individuals," and has threatened that all this marriage equality bullshit is about to bring us to "the realm of rebellion." So, he likes the hyperbole, more so than we thought Rubio would feel comfortable rubbing knees with under a ballroom table.
As for Rubio, he's sticking to his, uh, bottom line: family values trump all.
"I've also been lectured, as many of you have, that we need to stop talking about social issues if we want to win elections," Rubio said at a recent Values Voter Summit, according to rightwingwatch.org. "But if we're serious about saving the American dream, we can't stop talking about these issues."
Oh, girl. You know who else isn't going to stop talking about Rubio talking about these issues? Equality Florida chief executive officer Nadine Smith.
"You know people by the company they keep, and Rubio is in league with some of the most notorious bigots in the country," she says. So, not a league of his own, then.
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