ARIES (March 21-April 19) Work can be hazardous for the actors at Disney theme parks. The U.S. Health and Safety Administration reports that one-third of them have suffered on-the-job injuries. A prime cause of the mayhem: kids who kick and punch, sometimes out of misplaced exuberance and other times out of Lord of the Flies–style malice. I wanted to preface my advice to you with that story. Your assignment this week is to summon the angelic 85 percent of your inner child to come out and play. As for the other 15 percent – the part of your inner child that might be inclined to pummel Mickey Mouse or head-butt Cinderella: Keep that rascal under wraps.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20) Sometimes hope is a waste of time, even a self-indulgence. Let’s say that I’m really hoping that a certain disagreeable person I’ve got to communicate with won’t answer when I call on the phone, so I can simply leave a message and avoid an unpleasant exchange. It doesn’t matter what I hope: The guy will either answer or not, regardless of what I want. But there is another kind of hope. Let’s say I hope that we humans will reverse the environmental catastrophes we’re perpetrating. Let’s say that my hope motivates me to live more sustainably and to inspire others to live more sustainably. Then my hope is a catalyst. Meditate on these things. It’s time for you to get clear about the two kinds of hope.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20) The Futurist magazine predicts that by 2025, there’ll be a billion millionaires in the world. I hope you’ll be one of them. If you do end up in that fortunate position, it may well be because of the smart, aggressive actions you initiate in the next four months. Cosmic tendencies are in place for you to ensure your prosperity well into the future; all you have to do is understand and capitalize on those tendencies. Spend some quality time taking inventory of your financial life and brainstorming about a 17-year plan to make you a millionaire.
CANCER (June 21-July 22) The world record for attaching clothespins to one’s face is 153. Even if you’re tempted to surpass that mark, I beg you not to. Inflicting pain on yourself in order to impress someone or prove a point is never a good idea, but it’s especially misguided right now. I wouldn’t object if you did the opposite: barraged yourself with pleasure in order to impress someone or prove a point. It’s a perfect time to intensify your commitment to making yourself feel good. This is true for many reasons, but here’s one of the most important ones: It will have a magically tonic effect on your relationships with others.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) I would love to see you walking down the street dressed in a feathered headdress, white boots and leopard-print pants, plus maybe some scarlet velvet gloves and a silk T-shirt that says, “You don’t scare me.” To present yourself in such a bold manner would be in perfect alignment with your astrological omens. If that particular form of expression doesn’t feel right to you, find an equivalent that does.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Can you get access to a wrecking ball, a chainsaw or a sledgehammer? Metaphorically speaking, you may need some heavy equipment to do all the demolition work that’s necessary right now. Among the structures due for destruction: a mental block you’ve been preserving out of perverse nostalgia; a prison cell you lock yourself inside on your off days; a half-built bridge you’re no longer interested in or capable of completing; a pedestal on which your fallen idol used to stand; and a door you nailed shut in order to seal yourself off from a person with whom you still have unfinished business.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) This is your best chance in a long time to meet people you’ve always wanted to meet. It’s also a favorable time to turn pretty good connections into excellent collaborations and to adjust your role in your web of alliances so it’s closer to where you want it to be. None of these developments in your social life will magically unfold on their own, however. You can’t just sit back passively and hope that cosmic forces will somehow make them happen. So formulate your intentions and act aggressively to manifest them.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Don’t just shamble down to the pizzeria and gobble a slab of greasy cheese, tomato sauce and dough. Instead, arrange for an interesting person who likes you to home-deliver a pizza lovingly prepared by a gourmet chef. For that matter, don’t tolerate mediocrity or the lowest common denominator in any area of your life. The Season of the Peak Experience is here – a time when you have a sacred duty to give your best, commune with the highest and ask for excellence.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) I don’t recommend that you go on a spiritual retreat at the Zen monastery in North Korea. The secret police are suspicious of tourists and would probably make your trip miserable. Likewise, don’t take a vacation on the gorgeous beaches of eastern Somalia. Pirates prowl the coastal areas, and anyone can buy a hand grenade for $10 at the outdoor markets in nearby Mogadishu. No, while it is an excellent time to leave your familiar haunts and expose yourself to exotic scenes, you should be discerning about where you go. You need a sanctuary that simultaneously surprises you and deepens your sense of being at home in the world.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) “You have to love life when you’re in really deep trouble,” said poet Robin Blaser. So what about if you’re in shallow trouble? Do you have a mandate to just sort of like life a little more? Or can you exploit the mild disturbance that the shallow trouble provides in order to dramatically pump up your adoration of life? I hope that your actions in the coming week will be a big “yes” to that question. You can wangle a big boost from a small inconvenience.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Some bars are now charging fines to people who drunkenly puke on their floors. I advise you to stay out of such places in the coming week. Better yet, don’t get so wasted that you hurl anywhere. It’s one of those rare periods when every little sin will be quickly punished, when every excess will provoke an equal and opposite reaction. On the other hand, this is also a time when even minor eruptions of virtue will be immediately rewarded, when every brave act and self-disciplined shift will bring you an opportunity.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) Two friends of mine, a couple engaged to be wed, rode their bicycles from San Francisco to Oregon. They saw many other riders during their trip, but they rarely encountered anyone heading in the same direction they were. Why? The wind was blowing against them the entire way. When they stopped to rest, they would sometimes meet and talk with bicyclists whose destination was San Francisco. “Why are you riding against the wind?” the other travelers inevitably wanted to know. My friends enjoyed replying, “We’re building our characters so we’ll be strong enough to stay in love after we’re married.” They’re your role models for the coming weeks. Do some against-the-wind work to prepare yourself for your next big assignment, which is to make your intimate relationships more interesting and invigorating and enduring.
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