ARIES (March 21-April 19) “Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year,” said essayist Ralph Waldo Emerson. That’s my first suggestion for you this week. Now is a good time to cultivate a knack for identifying the specific gift that each day has to offer you. You will also resonate well with the cosmic rhythms if you make use of another Emersonian gem: “Every great and commanding moment in the annals of the world is the triumph of some enthusiasm.” Where does your purest enthusiasm lie? And how will you use it to fuel your ascent to a series of great and commanding moments?
TAURUS (April 20-May 20) “In the human heart new passions are forever being born,” said French writer Francois de la Rochefoucauld. “The overthrow of one almost always means the rise of another.” I suppose that’s true. We all have longings that come and go as we evolve. But I’d also like to propose an equally valid and contradictory truth: In every human heart there are a few passions that last a lifetime. They’re with us from the moment we’re born, and nothing can dilute their intensity. Our destiny revolves around them. These are the passions I hope you will define and nurture during the next eight weeks.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20) If you have trouble resisting the urge to stay current with news about famous actresses, you may have a mental illness. A team of psychologists has certified “Celebrity Worship Syndrome” as an actual psychiatric condition. You must stifle this malady during the next 25 days, even a mild case of it. Your fantasy life needs to soar into unknown frontiers where more of the details of your own personal talents will be revealed, and you can’t afford to be weighed down with fantasies about rich and charismatic people you don’t know.
CANCER (June 21-July 22) “Dear Brother Rob: We wanted you to know that our exceedingly sweet, holy and pious dog, Magdalene, told us tonight that she feels you are a direct descendant of Melchior, one of those famous Bethlehem astrologers/magi mentioned as bringing gifts to the baby Jesus way back when! That’s so cool! Raucous peace to you! — Gabriel and Deana.” Dear Gabriel and Deana: I’m honored! Give my thanks to Magdalene. Does she have any messages for my Cancerian readers? I’ve been having visions that they will soon be getting gifts from the past and revelations about their heritage and updates concerning their birthrights.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) We all tend to project onto other people the unattractive aspects of ourselves that we refuse to acknowledge. We’re also drawn to anyone who expresses the fully activated versions of our own sleeping potentials. Everywhere we go, then, our vision is clouded by the disowned psychic material that is floating around our unconscious minds. That’s the bad news. The good news is that in the next eight weeks you will have an enhanced ability to get access to the liabilities and powers that are buried beneath the surface of your awareness. As a result, your ability to see the objective truth about the world around you should grow dramatically.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) “The ermine is so fastidious that he will allow himself to be caught by hunters before he will take refuge in a muddy spot,” wrote Leonardo da Vinci in his Bestiary. The legendary behavior of this small mammal has a resemblance to certain Virgos. Let’s hope you’re not one of them. To avoid getting trapped in the coming days, you will have to be willing, even eager, to get dirty. Here’s your motto: The miracle is in the mess.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) The injustice and suffering I see in the world make me mad, and I’m constantly plotting to overthrow the ignorant forces that are at the root of that bad stuff. It’s true that I almost never express naked hostility or engage in outright combat with anyone. But that’s because I think that the best way for me to fight the ugliness is to whip up lavish doses of beauty and truth and love. Sorry to be talking about myself so much, but it’s in a good cause: I urge you to be like me in the coming week.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) I don’t usually recommend that you text-message a cohort who’s sitting a few feet away from you in a meeting or use your cell phone to call the cell phone of the person you’re lying next to in bed. But this would be a good week to do things like that. It’s an excellent time to experiment with how you communicate, to try alternate methods of conversing, to awaken unfamiliar responses as you engage with familiar people. You might want to write a letter in longhand to a comrade you see all the time or sit down at a table together and exchange messages by drawing pictures rather than talking.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) In my astrological opinion, you should adopt a miscellaneous and serendipitous receptivity in the coming week; you should be extra-responsive to the primal flux as its odd luck whisks you through in-between zones and fascinating gray areas. And yet I also think you should be profoundly picky about which of the thousand and one stimuli you allow to grab your full attention. In other words, make your mind wide open and allow it to wander freely, but give your favors to only the most piquant twists and tasty bits.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) To advertise its upgraded features, the search engine Ask3D.com rolled out a marketing campaign with a seductive catchphrase: “Instant Getification,” as in immediately acquiring your desired results. I’m borrowing that mantra, or at least half of it, for your horoscope. Your getification levels will be way up in the coming weeks. That doesn’t mean you will instantaneously and automatically obtain everything you crave without any effort. Rather, it suggests that you will have an enhanced power to summon the will and ingenuity and resourcefulness that will help you get what you want.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) You’re entering an astrological phase when it makes sense to expand and dramatize your ego. In light of the poetic license that affords you, I’d like to introduce you to the concept of enlightened bragging. It will allow you to tout your own brilliance at the same time that you disarm anyone who might be tempted to sneer at you for doing so. The playfully self-mocking tone of your enlightened bragging will give you an opportunity to demonstrate your high opinion of yourself without feeling guilty or defensive. Here’s all you need to do to get started: Make yourself a T-shirt or bumper sticker that reads, “I am a Jenius.”
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) Every now and then when the garbage I generate in a week exceeds what one trashcan is able to hold, I have to make a special phone call to the refuse and recycling service to request that they pick up an extra can. If I’m reading your astrological omens correctly, this is one of those times for you, at least from a metaphorical perspective: You need to get rid of more than your usual amount of useless junk and residual wastes – much more, probably, including a backlog of stuff you may not have even realized was garbage until now.
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