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NO FAT CHICKSLadies of Orlando: You are not up to Kurt Spath's high standards, so he's suing
It’s simple, really. Kurt Spath, 36, is a good-looking, eligible bachelor. He lives in Winter Park; he has a good job and a well-stamped passport. And he doesn’t like fat chicks.
Spath’s a busy guy, so he paid a dating service to cull the fat chicks from his dating pool. All was well when he lived in Miami, where the ratio of slim chicks to fat chicks is apparently much higher. But when he moved home to Orlando this past spring, the same dating service he used in South Florida wasn’t providing him “high-quality” women. “Big boobs, big ass, kinda chunky,” is how he describes the single ladies of Events and Adventures of Orlando.
Spath says he was promised that he’d be mingling with sophisticated, professional — and slim — women. Instead his potential pairings were “predominantly and severely overweight, and of low social economic status.”
And so, this being America, he filed a lawsuit. Spath wants his money back.
***
Kurt Spath thinks Kurt Spath is quite the catch.
“I do,” he says. “Without being so superficial, I mean, I do. I’m 36, never married, 6 feet, 2 inches, about 200 pounds. I’ve even got a profile on Match.com.”
On Match.com, where he goes by the screen name “I_Am_Employed,” Spath describes himself as a “dog person.” He likes to cook, and is one of those people who, when they write “I like to cook,” follows it with “BAM!” Favorite things? “Browsing the tool corral at Home Depot. GRUNT! All they need is cocktail service and I would never leave.”
He’s an insurance adjuster by profession. And if you think that sounds boring, you don’t know Kurt Spath. “I work in a fun part of the industry!” he writes on the site, “adjusting. But, I admit, I am evil, I cheer when a hurricane vacuumes up a trailer park because it makes me $$$$$$$.”
And, of course, he mentions on his profile that he doesn’t like fat chicks. “If you are ‘working’ on losing weight please wait until the job is done. Please don’t lie about this, you know its only fair, and would expect the same if you asked for it.”
Spath has gone to great lengths to document the low-quality, high-weight women he says Events and Adventures has put before him. On a recent Friday, he enters the bar at the Big Belly Brewery on Church Street, camera in hand. He looks like every other single, heterosexual, downtown happy-hour drinker: loose silky beige shirt tucked into his khakis, hair coiffed to the carefree-man standard, clean shave.
A gaggle of about seven other Events and Adventures members — none of whom, it should be noted, are fat pigs (well, one, maybe) — mingle in the back of the bar as U2’s “I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For” blares from the sound system, oblivious to the fact that they’re being called out for their weight at a place called Big Belly Brewery.
“Only had to take one picture,” Spath says, looking satisfied with himself. “Got ’em all in one frame.”
He first signed on with Events and Adventures in January while working for an extended period in South Florida. He’s been using singles clubs off and on for 10 years, looking for Ms. Right.
“I’m looking for the right one,” he says of his bachelor status. “It just hasn’t happened yet.”
Down south, things were great. “That first group? It was a single guy’s dream. I could tell you story after story,” he says. “And in Miami, I was there three months and every weekend I was meeting a girl.”
The trouble began when Spath returned home, transferring his membership from the 10-year-old tri-county South Florida franchise of Events and Adventures to the fledgling Orlando office, which only opened in August 2005. Other dating websites offer actual pictures of the kinds of events they offer, he says, while Events and Adventures uses stock “active” images; a girl on a horse, some unknown people hiking outdoors, and so on.
In South Florida, Events and Adventures employed “attractive” company representatives to attend the events, Spath notes in his small-claims suit filed Oct. 13, in which he is seeking the return of his full $1,140 membership fee. Here, he says, events are handed off to a “group leader.”
“One can only assume this is because the attractive Orlando representative is embarrassed to be seen with the people in this group,” he writes in his complaint.
Perhaps most alarming is Spath’s assertion that Events and Adventures prices its memberships based on the appearance of applicants. That theory comes from his own experience; he’s a good-looking guy and he claims he got a break. Other, presumably uglier, clients paid considerably more to join, he says.
Events and Adventures Orlando planner Megan Roddy says that’s ridiculous.
“I can’t sit here and look at any of my members and be like, ‘Oh my gosh, you are so fat!’ I don’t know how anybody could make fun of somebody and talk about their socioeconomic status and their weight.”
Roddy has been on the receiving end of Spath’s barrage of photos, e-mails and lawsuit threats. And she’s had about enough.
“It’s absolutely insane, and I’m having the hardest time,” says Roddy. “And it makes me so angry every time he sends an e-mail about somebody’s weight, or a visible breast tattoo, or a blue streak of hair or something. It’s ludicrous.”
Orlando’s Events and Adventures club (there are franchises nationwide) is a ringing success, she says, with more than 400 active members and a book of glowing testimonials at the office. They offer at least one event every day of the month: from skydiving to dive-bar hopping.
If Spath wants slender women, he’s probably going to the wrong events.
“If you want to do yoga, or you’re the biker, the rollerblader, the softball player, then that’s your thing,” she says. “But then there’s also the dinners and the movies for the people that aren’t so active and don’t want to have to be active all of the time.”
According to Roddy, even Spath has been known to enjoy himself at one of their events.
“He was complaining for a while, and then he came to an event and there were a couple of girls [other members] that went to a happy hour at the Westin in August or September,” she says. “He was just like, standing right behind them, like, trying to hang out with them the whole time. And he didn’t seem to have a bad time then.”
Emmet Avery, the owner of Events and Adventures of Orlando, notes that the price to join does vary from region to region, adding that the average yearly rate here is “less than $1,400.” But that has nothing to do with how people look, he says; screening is limited to criminal records, a questionnaire and a reasonable eyeballing for sobriety.
He’s no fan of Spath either. “I don’t really know what his criteria is. Does everybody need to look like him and be like him and act like him? This is a club for people of all backgrounds, races, creeds and colors.
“I think he’s kind of full of himself, kind of egotistical,” he adds. “I don’t know what crawled up his butt.”
As for the lawsuit, Avery isn’t worried.
“They’re just literally going to laugh him out of court. ‘You know what, judge? The people in Orlando are just ugly and fat and whatever!’ It’s beyond me,” he says. “He’ll get nothing, because we have in our contract — like with any other product — a three-day right of cancellation, so if he wanted to cancel within three business days, he could have. He did not, and he chose to have a great time and decided to move up to Orlando. And for some reason, he’s just not taken too keenly to us.”
***
Back at the Big Belly Brewery, Spath is getting a little wound up talking singles shop with a sympathetic pal who is also a member. From the speakers overhead, John Parr’s chest-beating “St. Elmo’s Fire” is reaching its “They broke the boy in me, but they won’t break the man!” climax, and it seems to be the perfect time ask Spath the obvious question: Why not just go out to the bars and pick up girls like everybody else?
“Because I pay not to have to,” he answers with a grin. “I like them to corral them so I can pick. Y’know, gather ’em up and go hunting!”
Comments on this story:
On 1/4/2007 6:11:32 AM, Anonymous said:
What a complete and total asshole. Billy Manes has even more of my respect now--I've never seen such contempt so subtly conveyed. May Kurt Spath stay single forever.
On 1/4/2007 6:28:31 AM, Anonymous said:
Well, don't think we need to think long and hard about why this idiot is still single!
“I like them to corral them so I can pick. Y’know, gather ’em up and go hunting!”
Not a very good hunter is he!
On 1/4/2007 10:20:57 AM, Anonymous said:
Quite a shocking and disgusting piece. At least Patrick Batemen of American Psycho was humorous and charismatic, even if he was just as deluded and emotionally stunted as this charming fellow (although to clarify, this guy is nothing special in the looks department). I have to wonder at the 'women' he was seeing in South Florida. Perhaps they were just as shallow and self-obsessed as he, and in that case he should perhaps move back down there and leave the women of integrity and character alone.
On 1/4/2007 10:37:34 AM, Anonymous said:
Top 3 reasons Kurt is still single1- Wishing people lose their homes and valuables so he can make $$ (when im sure he is not making more than 40K a year)2- His awful hand-me-down bed from mom and dad3- HE IS F*@#KING UGLY
On 1/4/2007 10:38:10 AM, Anonymous said:
fat girls give great head though
On 1/4/2007 10:39:29 AM, Anonymous said:
Wow. An ugly 36 year old insurance adjuster is upset because he's not meeting women up to his standards? I doubt he's up to the standards of the women he's superficially rejecting either.
On 1/4/2007 10:40:17 AM, Anonymous said:
Hey it's SHALLOW HAL himself!!! What makes him thinks he is a looker.....I wouldn't look at this bad looking version of Rocky Balboa for a second. That's too bad he is 36 and not married and can't find his own girlfriend he has to pay people to cural them together for hunting WOW no wonder he is still ALONE!!! Looks like he is actually lusting over himself in this pict., "Oh look at me I am a catch for all of the skinny ladies of the world!!" HHAAA!!!! Kurt Spath you are a joke!!!
On 1/4/2007 10:47:55 AM, Anonymous said:
The problem is not Events & Adventures, I meet my Hot, Beautiful & Sexy wife through that service. The problem is scumbag jerks like kurt who give men a bad name. ALL WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL AND FOR THE RECORD KURT WHY DO YOU OPENLY LIE ON YOUR MATCH PROFILE AND SAY YOU MAKE OVER $150K- BULLSHIT
On 1/4/2007 11:07:19 AM, Anonymous said:
WOW!! Thanks, Kurt, for letting all of us skinny girls know you're still available!You sound like SUCH a catch...Who wouldn't want to go out with a guy who looks like a bobble-head, has obvious issues and ENJOYS making money off of people losing everything? If only you're number was published...
On 1/4/2007 11:13:06 AM, Anonymous said:
You take pleasure in other people's misery, you mock people who are different from you, and you need someone else to 'corral' women for you so you can find a date. Seriously? I'm shocked it's been 10 years and you still haven't found your match. Here's a lesson from a 'big boobs, big ass, kinda chunky' girl. I may be fat, but your ugly (on the inside) - at least I can diet!
On 1/4/2007 11:27:15 AM, Anonymous said:
What kind of person are you that you get excited over people losing their lives and their homes just to put money in your pocket. Kurt Spath- you should pack up and move! You won't be able to show your face in public- and if you are spotted- I hope a drink is thrown in your face and you are refused service in any bar! by the way- you are a total dork- nice match.com page- loser! I bet your mom is really proud of you. Maybe you should take this article and shove it up your ass!
On 1/4/2007 11:33:03 AM, Anonymous said:
If Kurt Spath had a problem finding the right girl before....Wow, he will NEVER find ANYONE! What a Loser!
On 1/4/2007 11:41:44 AM, Anonymous said:
lol...DOUCHE!
If Events & Adventures didnt work, try niggaspace.com
Holla
On 1/4/2007 11:47:57 AM, Anonymous said:
Congrats idiot!! You are now the biggest SINGLE asshole in Orlando!! Maybe this sheds light on why you moved (or ran away) from South Florida- no one likes you!!! Obviously you are not a catch- if you were; you wouldn't have any difficulty "hunting" in two of Florida's largest single hot spots!! Besides your horrible attitude and fantasies of people's homes being destroyed, maybe it is your turkey neck, lack or lips or awful pose that makes women turn the away- take another look in that crappy two way mirror jerk- Maybe people at events and adventures want REAL QUALITY MEN, not whiney babies
On 1/4/2007 11:54:44 AM, Anonymous said:
I actually have a couple of friends in Events and Adventures and they talk about how great the people are and how much fun it is.This guy just wants to "hunt" women.loser from the start.If he thinks he can find a date now after making his true colors show--- he is sooo wrong. Good luck in the future with your "dog lover" life- that's about all you will have! You should be ashamed of yourself!
On 1/4/2007 12:21:38 PM, Anonymous said:
Thank you, Orlando Weekly, for exposing this loser!You have saved women from one douche in the world.
On 1/4/2007 12:33:20 PM, Anonymous said:
What could I possibly say that has not already been said!
Ladies, if you are looking for someone that has no looks, no personality and no soul - here is your man!!!
I have dated some losers in my time. I never thought I would think them as "a catch" until meeting Kurt.
Kurt, whatever looks you think you have WILL FADE. Then all you will have is your over inflated ego and your dogs to keep you warm.
On 1/4/2007 12:38:30 PM, Anonymous said:
this guy is such a dork. if he has had to go to a event planning thing for over 10 years just to find a girl then he is obivloulsy a loser. its one thing if you go because you are new to an area or something and then also if you are just wanting to meet a different type of person. but to have to depend on one for your whole life just to get a date thats a loser. you are ugly. go back to miami. or better yet move to some third world country where they sellkids because they are the only ones that are going to be truly skinny you sick ugly probably little dicked excuse for a man!!!!!!!!1
On 1/4/2007 1:15:45 PM, Anonymous said:
Kurt, Kurt, Kurt from ALL the ladies (and men) from E&A you better watch your back.
On 1/4/2007 1:26:58 PM, Anonymous said:
Kurt Spath-You are a LOSER!!!
On 1/4/2007 1:27:46 PM, Anonymous said:
Big Boobs,Big Butt Kinda chunky women,and he's complaining ? To me that is heaven,I'll take his membership if he doesnt want it...
On 1/4/2007 1:39:13 PM, Anonymous said:
Holy crap, this douche is going to have to start dating blind chicks, since as far as I know the OW isn't printed in Braille.
On 1/4/2007 2:21:47 PM, Anonymous said:
Wow. From a skinny girl, let me say that I speak for all women of all sizes: Go back to what ever rock you slithered out from. NONE of us want you, your bushy eyebrows, your too close together squinty little crossed eyes, or your waddle. Nice profile. Where the hell did your chin go? It's like your chin is trying to run away from your "I'm too sexy" pout. Maybe you should work on that & then try finding a woman. Better yet, go buy yourself a personality & maybe you'll find someone who can stomach you.
On 1/4/2007 2:26:32 PM, Anonymous said:
I am a good friend of Kurts. He brought me to several of this groups events because I did not belive his complaining that the group membership was that bad. Let me tell you IT IS. Every social misfit you can think of was there in addition, they try to group together every type of demographic Young and old, fat and fit, whitecollar and blue collar. The result is nobody want to talk to anybody else because there is no one like themselves. Singles in Orlando should be glad this article came out so they wont waste their money on a product that is not as promised. Oh BTW I am a girl and Kurt is actually a nice guy the article was written this way to get a response and it looks like it worked.
On 1/4/2007 2:32:03 PM, Anonymous said:
I'm sure you are a good friend of Kurt's---Kurt- stop trying to disguise yourself as your own friend!!!
it's ridiculous.
On 1/4/2007 2:48:08 PM, Anonymous said:
TO KURT'S SO CALLED FRIEND-if he is so wonderful, why the fuck aren't you dating him or set him up with one of your friends- you must either be fat or not have any other friends - sounds like you 2 deserve each other
On 1/4/2007 2:49:51 PM, Anonymous said:
I am a member of Events and Adventures and as I recall there was nothing in the advertising or paperwork to say that it was a dating service but rather it gives singles an avenue where like-minded singles could meet up and make friends. As a single person I joined to get out of the house and as it happens I've made some great friends, both male and female. If Kurt is looking for a dating service where the women were "corraled" so he can go hunting, then maybe he should be looking in the Yellow Pages under Escort Service.
On 1/4/2007 2:55:02 PM, Anonymous said:
I donno, this guy sound kind of cool, i want to party with him. Is he into dudes?
On 1/4/2007 3:03:58 PM, Anonymous said:
He seems like a nice enough guy
On 1/4/2007 3:06:15 PM, Anonymous said:
Kurts a loser, and the asshole who called mysapace-niggaspace is a loser too. You make Orlando look SO SMART! Thanks!
On 1/4/2007 3:06:40 PM, Anonymous said:
you're joking right? Define nice?
On 1/4/2007 3:07:17 PM, Anonymous said:
I don't understand all of the fuss!
On 1/4/2007 3:09:08 PM, Anonymous said:
sarcasm
On 1/4/2007 3:15:35 PM, Anonymous said:
I am going to defend Kurt as well. this article was written to get a rise out of people so I know I wont convince anyone otherwise of what kurt is realy like. But the fact remains this company did not provide a product as advertised. Kurt would tell me all the time about the low quality of members. Look at their website there are no pictures of the events or members for a reason. and they will not let you attend an event unless you sign a contract first. There are pleanty of other singles groups in Orlando that show pictures of events. This is simply a story about a faulty product and false advertising.
On 1/4/2007 3:26:39 PM, Anonymous said:
I know Kurt and he is a jerk! It has nothing to due with getting a rise out of people. I've known him for a long time and this article tells the true nature of his personality.
On 1/4/2007 3:32:14 PM, Anonymous said:
I hope Kurt's dog craps on his face while he's sleeping tonight!
On 1/4/2007 3:55:36 PM, Anonymous said:
You won't convince anyone of what Kurt is like. He's done a fine job of convincing everyone himself. These are his own words, out of his own mouth - And he sounds like a complete jerk who is interested in only the physical. Are you going to try to say now that Billy Manes made up all those qoutes from your poor, abused, and taken-advantage-of friend? Give me a break! He just dug himself a deeper hole. He's not going to win any lawsuit and he certainly isn't going to find any girl worth having in the Orlando area (cause we all know the best chicks read the Weekly). Time to pack up and move to a new city, Kurt. Buh-bye! :)
On 1/4/2007 4:02:53 PM, Anonymous said:
I am a member of Events & Adventures and am also a practicing lawyer for more than 25 years. The E&A service does NOT represent itself as a dating service. On the contrary, it represents itself as a vehicle for attending various activities with persons having similar interests. It delivers on its representations by providing a variety of events that appeal to all types of people, with no thought to their appearance. I love the fact that they don't post pictures of members, it would be a violation of their privacy. I love the fact that I've met quality people of real substance and have made terrific and lasting frienships. I didn't join a dating service -- what appealed to me about E&A was that it is NOT a dating service. This Kurt guy needs help that only lots and lots of therapy could provide. He clearly has serious issues with his own self-esteem and feels compelled to project his inadequacies on others. As for his lawsuit, he is clearly looking for attention because he has absolutely no substantive claims of merit.
On 1/4/2007 4:24:51 PM, Anonymous said:
Kurt for Mayor?
On 1/4/2007 4:29:08 PM, Anonymous said:
I work with Kurt for all you people that think he is evil. What his job involves is going to catastropys and getting checks to individuals that just had everything they own destroyed. How many of you shmucks went out and helped clean up from the recent Christmas storms?
On 1/4/2007 4:38:55 PM, Anonymous said:
"But, I admit, I am evil, I cheer when a hurricane vacuumes up a trailer park because it makes me $$$$$$$.”Direct quote - 'nuff said.
On 1/4/2007 4:39:42 PM, Anonymous said:
wah!
On 1/4/2007 4:50:25 PM, Anonymous said:
How do I find out more about this activites group? Can anyone tell me what I need to do to join? It's called Events & Adventures?
On 1/4/2007 4:52:13 PM, Anonymous said:
This is so funny.....Made my day. Laughed so hard....This is one crazy country.
On 1/4/2007 4:55:59 PM, Anonymous said:
I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT COMPANY THIS ASSHOLE WORKS FOR- I WOULD NEVER WANT TO MAKE THE MISTAKE OF GIVING HIM OR HIS COMPANY MONEY FOR INSURANCE THAT HOPES SOMETHING AWFUL AND CATASTROPHIC HAPPENS TO ME, MY FAMILY OR MY INVESTMENTS -- NO WONDER HE IS SINGLE, LADIES BEWARE!! And to Billy Manes this is a great article, you really captured the essence of what a dick this guy is
On 1/4/2007 4:57:23 PM, Anonymous said:
www.eventsandadventures.com
On 1/4/2007 5:26:13 PM, Anonymous said:
Maybe this will help Kurt see the "man in the mirror"?
On 1/4/2007 5:34:08 PM, Anonymous said:
There actually is a website called niggaspace, that wasn't meant as a joke...
On 1/4/2007 5:37:37 PM, Anonymous said:
Before anyone rushes to judgment and just as this country prides its self in having a “fair trail” the facts must be presented. There are a lot of comments about Kurt’s remarks and his looks, but no comments about the actual complaint he has made. Maybe this company did make promises that were over the top. Companies do this all the time to get customers and there is a fine line between truth and stretching the truth...the difference maybe the bit of "fat" Kurt is talking about. If you are going to charge for a service then you should deliver this service. If the service this company provides is so good then the company should have a prorated refund policy not just a 3 day refund policy. The type of service this company provides is so subjective which should make the refund policy more liberal. 3 days does not sound good especially as the company claims they have such a good service. I think both the company and Kurt should meet halfway this way the question of whether the “glass is half full or half empty may not matter after all”, or in this case fat or thin.
On 1/4/2007 6:01:28 PM, Anonymous said:
I think the "rush to judgment" has more to do with Kurt's own comments in the body of the article, as opposed to his stupid lawsuit. Stupid lawsuits are filed all the time in Orlando and beyond; what seems to be galling most of the readers (and most of the people to whom I read the article) is Kurt's own incredible vanity and self-aggrandizement. Check out match.com and google his requests for wine on craigslist--he has presented himself in one way, and then his own statements in this article present an egotistical jerk. But, as previous posters here have said--he's removed himself from the dating pool quite effectively here.
On 1/4/2007 6:05:23 PM, Anonymous said:
Thank you for the support, last poster, and to the dumb ass that wants to know what company I work for, that is what you buy insurance for you idiot. Insurance companys dont make money when they have to pay out they only make money when there are no claims. If you ever do have a claim you better hope the adjuster that shows up knows the policy and what you are owed. If you dont get paid he does not get paid. Stupid
On 1/4/2007 6:45:23 PM, Anonymous said:
Nice Article, great comments...
http://www.ppvwc.net
On 1/4/2007 7:54:10 PM, Anonymous said:
The company"I" work for? Looks like we have Kurt commenting himself after all. All the supportive comments have been you. ha Way to blow your cover genius!
On 1/4/2007 7:56:45 PM, Anonymous said:
The company is an ACTIVITIES CLUB not a DATING SERVICE....everything that he stated is related to the opposite sex and what he wants his woman to look.
The company has not misrepresented anything at all. You get what you are told. An ACTIVITES club for singles....not a dating service meat market.
On 1/4/2007 8:08:47 PM, Anonymous said:
Kurt here again! Why is there someone that keeps writing positives about this group? What is the point if you have no god in the fight? EMMET AVERY is that you? are you embarrased what this article says about your company? Sure it says some bad stuff about me, I have a sence oh humor. but I am quit sure anyone that reads this article will think twice about signing up with your scam operation!
On 1/4/2007 8:24:57 PM, Anonymous said:
he will NEVER find the right one, sorry...not with that attitude and a
shot reputation...not to mention he says he has a "sence oh humor" he
might want to learn how to SPELL first before he attempts to find a
wife hahahah, THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!
On 1/4/2007 8:27:17 PM, Anonymous said:
Is that the best you got? making fun of spaelling on a webboard?
On 1/4/2007 8:34:10 PM, Anonymous said:
The man's LIPS seem to be missing! Rather unattractive; he should work on his personality.
On 1/4/2007 8:45:15 PM, Anonymous said:
the best part is... he is probably typing so fast in his responses... due to anger of his own idiocy of course... that things are totally being spelled wrong!! How are you going to sleep tonight Kurt with all of Orlando knowing how much of an ass you are!!! Sleep tight! btw- i love the pink sheets in the picture! that must woo the ladies in!
On 1/4/2007 9:17:07 PM, Anonymous said:
Billy Manes, you are my hero!!!Kurt moved from Miami? Looks like he brought the SF attitude with him! You want thin and professional - try the crackwhores on OBT!
On 1/4/2007 9:40:11 PM, Anonymous said:
Taken directly from E&A's website:
"Events & Adventures is not a dating service"
Seems pretty clear to me.
On 1/4/2007 9:49:55 PM, Anonymous said:
Based on my analysis of Kurt, I would suggest therapy for the following disorder:
Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD) is characterized by extreme focus on oneself, and is a maladaptive, rigid, and persistent condition that may cause significant distress and functional impairment.
At least five of the following are necessary for a diagnosis:
has a grandiose sense of self-importance
is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by other special people
requires excessive admiration
strong sense of entitlement
takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
lacks empathy
is often envious or believes others are envious of him or her
arrogant affect.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder
On 1/4/2007 9:57:11 PM, Anonymous said:
I met this guy at an E&A event in S. FL and thought he was an arrogant prick and loser then. I am now laughing my ass off at this article.
On 1/4/2007 10:23:27 PM, Anonymous said:
are you serious? really your a fu*king joke!! And now you'll be single for the rest of your pathetic life!! Wonder why your your 36 never married and single, i dont think i would ever go on a 2nd date with a fat headed asshole like you!!
On 1/4/2007 10:35:32 PM, Anonymous said:
Is Emmet still there trying to defend his scam service? Must be embarassing having your company called out like that. Don't belive the article? Call them and ask if you can attend an event before you sign a contract! Try it this weekend There are events planned I'm sure they would be proud show off their membership!
On 1/4/2007 10:54:02 PM, Anonymous said:
Kurt,
You don't know shit about women and definitely don't know shit about being a human being! All women have their great qualities, so do men, but you obviously will never any meet any of them or possess those positive male traits. You are destined to be alone, maybe wealthy (though, I doubt it!), and unless you have a good heart to heart with yourself, you are fucked as a member of society! If I wasn't married, at 47, I could meet more women then you could for the rest of your pathetic life, and enjoy them! What a pathetic excuse for a man and human being you are. I am sorry to say we are of the same sex!
On 1/4/2007 11:04:00 PM, Anonymous said:
Oh! and now as I have read the rest of the posts, I see where you want to make your fortune. Shit, why don't you go to work for FEMA, they could use another fall guy like you, but maybe Bubba will get ahold of you and make you his BITCH!, as you end up in prison. Hell, you should just get this for your frivolous lawsuit. Man, take responsibility for the decisions you make, and stop blaming others! What an AZZ!
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On 1/5/2007 7:32:43 AM, Anonymous said:
Kurt, all of your responses have been directed towards E & A. Can't you see now that there have been 70 comments of which 90% are critical of your behavior that perhaps maybe you should if only for one second take a look at your life. This could be a good life lesson for you if you choose to be honest with yourself. Could it be possible that your comentary about these people was wrong? Let's assume you are right about their appearances. Why can't you see that you can't talk about people this way. I truely hope that you take this opportunity to take a hard look at the path you are on.
On 1/5/2007 7:44:09 AM, Anonymous said:
Well Kurt, I guess I can sort of understand your point of view... we are all looking for Ms or Miss Right. Like you, I consider myself a pretty decent catch: I have an advanced degree, a job as a computer programmer, more money than I know what to do with, I own my house and travel the world taking exciting underwater photos.
My girlfriend, who is a member of Orlando E&A, cooks like a chef, dances like Ginger Rogers, owns her own home, is equally adventurous, has a genius IQ, and is heart-stoppingly beautiful. She would have responded to this article herself but she's currently doubled-up on the floor from laughing so hard at your self-centered comments.
E&A is a social club, not a dating club... that is crystal clear in all of their marketing and advertising. And that's why we still attend their events together, as an opportunity to catch up with friends and make new ones.
Good luck in life... you are going to need it. If you can't seem to find what you are looking for in a woman (after 10 years of looking), perhaps you should consider one of the "alternative lifestyle" clubs in the area.
John E.
On 1/5/2007 8:17:23 AM, Anonymous said:
Heart stoppingley beautiful huh? Strange I would have remember her if I saw her at an event. Fact of the matter is every positive comment about this group has been written by someone that is an owner or employee look at the way the comment are written it is like advertising copy and it is so obvious. Call them! Go to an event! See it yourself! I knew the reaction this story and lawsuit would bring, Why should someone pay $1000 to have 10 people show up for a Friday happy hour? Dont belive anything I am saying? Just go check out an event simple as that.
On 1/5/2007 8:30:30 AM, Anonymous said:
KURT IS A LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BAM!
On 1/5/2007 8:32:02 AM, Anonymous said:
Kurt, this is God, STOP RESPONDING AND MAKING AN ASS OF YOURSELF! You can find hot chicks at CHURCH.
On 1/5/2007 8:33:34 AM, Anonymous said:
BUT DON'T SUE ME OR THE HOUSE IF YOU DON'T.
On 1/5/2007 8:37:55 AM, Anonymous said:
I can't believe this guy is actually responding to the comments- it makes him look even more stupid~~~
keep up the good work.
On 1/5/2007 9:10:58 AM, Anonymous said:
go to digg.com and search for "no fat chicks" the article is there if it gets enough votes the story will go to national news stations and this guy will be exposed to the whole world.
On 1/5/2007 10:08:53 AM, Anonymous said:
I'll vote for that, big deal if my name is out nationaly. No matter how bad I look, the company is way worse off. Are they proud of their service now? Do they still think their advertising meets up to the actual product? Think they are willing to defend it by posting pics of events? I bet not.
On 1/5/2007 10:14:34 AM, Anonymous said:
Kurt, this is God speaking again, GIVE UP! It's no longer about the dating forum in which you are suing, but rather what a whack-job you are for saying the crude things you are saying about people. Did I forget to BLESS YOU WITH COUTH? WHAT HAVE I DONE! Back to the drawing board. Sorry everyone. My bad.
On 1/5/2007 10:35:59 AM, Anonymous said:
Kurt,
I think that you are the only person that believes that it is the company you are suing that is looking bad.
The company has been around for a long time it looks like, and they have no record of previous lawsuits at all. What does that tell you? Also, remind us again why you are suing? Oh right, because you say the women are fat. How in the world would that hold water in court?
On 1/5/2007 10:40:16 AM, Anonymous said:
You think Orlando is the only place that Kurt isnt welcome!? HA, as a member of Events & Adventures in South Florida....where we have over 1,500 members...I speak for all of the Singles of South Florida when I say....KURT SPATH IS NOT WELCOME HERE EITHER....! Best of luck to you Kurt. Go back to your insurance work and stop responding to every comment on this thing. It isn't helping your case, just making it even worse! Are you serious? ha ha
On 1/5/2007 11:49:22 AM, Anonymous said:
I am a curent member of E&A and I have seen Kurt a few times at different events and he acted like he was too good for everyone else. Being single is hard enough and it is great to be around others who are dealing with the same issues. I have had the opportunity through the group to enjoy Skydiving, Hot Air Ballooning, Hanggliding and many other activities that I wouldn't have wanted to go to alone. I love the fact that I never know who I might meet at an event. I have met some amazing people and developed lifetime friendships. I think Kurt's problem is that you get out of an experince what you put into it and he wasn't willing to make the effort.
On 1/5/2007 12:30:02 PM, Anonymous said:
Did you look into the guy who tried to sue all the clubs for Ladies Night downtown... uh, yah, that didnt work either. Good to know u did your research Kurt.
On 1/5/2007 12:33:46 PM, Anonymous said:
For your sake, Kurt, I really hope that this article took what you said out of context to spice it up a bit. I can't imagine that someone could be that cold and callous. As a member of E &A, I too joined the group as a way to meet a better class of single men. But I found something better instead. I found great friends, people that I will keep in my life for years. This club has provided me with something more than just a date. (not that I couldn't get a date on my own...I am one of the nonexistent skinny chicks)
On 1/5/2007 12:40:04 PM, Anonymous said:
Wow - this Kurt is completely insane . . .he isn't attracted to overweight women????? Oprah, Rosie, that fat lady from The Practice . . . HOT. E&A should start bragging about their Rubenesque women, not run away from it.
On 1/5/2007 12:40:18 PM, Anonymous said:
I am proud to say I actually dumped Kurt! YES!!! I met Kurt, and I was thin enough, and economically and socially correct, I probably eat 3x a week on Park Ave, and I ve been told Im outgoing, and I generally enjoy life in Winter Park, my family and friends are here, and my business. I feel I have been blessed, but like anyone, Ive had my own share of problems. I am so glad I dumped Kurt, because if I gained weight, or my business flopped, instead of being a supportive partner, who would see me thru things, and see me as an equal, it looks like he would try to trade me in for a better model. I am glad Im not with him, i think he would have brought me down eventually with his narrow mind. Good luck to you Kurt, the best part of having a partner is growing and learning and being in love. Then anythings possible, but it looks like youre too closed minded to see that, so let me ask you --- When youre sixty, seventy eighty and your looks ( which are debateable ) have faded, what qualities will you possess? And do you really want to be alone? It seems yes based on your behavior. Blessings to you.
On 1/5/2007 1:36:06 PM, Anonymous said:
HAHAHAHAHAHA....you're such an idiot....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
On 1/5/2007 2:02:40 PM, Anonymous said:
Hi all,
I live in Orlando area, and after reading this article, I am really interested in joining the group! Thanks for this great find possible!! And next week, when you are searching for the next 'dating service', read the 3-day-cancelation-policy! Poor guy!!
On 1/5/2007 2:10:33 PM, Anonymous said:
Kurt Spath........now, a well known poor excuse for a human being, I know, I have worked with him......if you can call what he did work. A great dissappointment to all around him.
It looks like Billy Manes slightly encouraged Kurt to say these ridiculous things, I'm sure it was easy, everytime you give him a little attention, you can just sit back and witness what a world class prick he can be.
Thanks for not disappointing, and the great entertainment !
Consider the medical/psychological evaluation regarding Narcissistic Personality Disorder, that was written above. From my experiences with you, they are completely correct.
On 1/5/2007 2:38:08 PM, Anonymous said:
As someone has already stated, E&A is not a dating service but a Singles activity group. This is true, however, their business practices are very questionable because it is a high pressure sales tactic. Unfortuately, like Kurt, I too am trapped in my contract and have plans to throw a huge party when it's over! But I am not defending him.
I attended three events and then decided this was not the avenue for me. So unfortunately, I'm wasting $120 a month by not attending any of their events any more. There are some nice and fun people in the group and I would recommend the company for shy people, single parents or divorcees finding it hard to meet people. I do not recommend this company for anyone under the age of 40 who are single and outgoing (and not one of the aforementioned individuals).
Kurt himself is not attractive and most of that is due to his personality. Someone should have taught him that your outside reflects your TRUE inner spirit. That, Kurt, is why you are alone.
On 1/5/2007 2:55:36 PM, Anonymous said:
This stuff is better than "The Donald & Rosie" feud!!!
On 1/5/2007 3:29:52 PM, Anonymous said:
I'll take the second post up as a positive. The point of the
LAWSUIT is that the service is not as advertised. The point of the ARTICLE is
to make me look like an ass
On 1/5/2007 3:57:36 PM, Anonymous said:
Well, um, you are an ass. And actually, you made you look like an ass
On 1/5/2007 4:11:51 PM, Anonymous said:
I know Kurt. I know who he works for, and probly could find out where he lives again.But I wish him no ill will, actually. I have seen his life, and had no Idea he had let himself go this far. Its sad- So I emplore the following:
The service advertised is for EVENTS and ADVENTURES right?
Not SKINNY BULIMIC WHORES who want to fuck Shallow, Egotistical Men who are never happy anyway.
Lets admit it, the qualities external you are seeking evoke nothing of a relationship; but simply what is pleasing to the eye; Typically women that spend extensive amounts of money to shape their bodies -- do so very little to shape their minds- unless their really smart- and if you do find a smart pretty girl- she s going to see right thru you in seconds and walk out your front door. Im sure its already happened a few times.
So Kurt, I ask you- Why look for a relationship, when you just want a pretty skinny whore? Why not buy a mail order bride, or a hooker? In all seriousness, you do not want someone to challenge you or share anything passionate with, travel with, make a baby, and watch the world with- you clearly dont want a life partner, because if you did and you were really smart--- You d pick the smartest girl you could, probly in need of some cosmetic work, but she d be smart and successful, and with all your vast fortune- you could give her a makeover.* Didnt think of that, did you asshole?
My advice to you Kurt is save yourself soon. Or at least try.
Youre almost 40 and theres probably NO HOPE FOR YOU, but, even Scrooge had a change of heart.
How did this happen to you? I dont think your parents were shallow people? Remember your values?!!
All of the hate you have now is really a feeling of self worth- Or the lack there of , that you are projecting outward onto Central Florida Civilan women, but it will escalate to other things. And frankly I dont want a pshyco like you living so close to me, and I dont want my taxes going to your bed stay in the funny farm. So do yourself and us all a favor - take a holiday and look at the world and all it has to offer. Try to see some real truth.
I am from "South Florida" and yes, the lifestyle there influences physical health more predominently with the beach, walkways, and the better weather.
Did you know that women lose weight when their in love, your body burns more calories because you are anxious, excited, and have more serotonin. Youre really not too smart to realize someone in love wants to be the best person they can, and Im sure health would equate...
It seems to me a more innovative person would have been influential in the community and opened up your own dating service, and promoted well being and health; , if you want to see a change, initiate it. Thats a sign of a true Innovator, and Intelligence. Did you learn that abroad , in your overseas education?
Since you are so unhappy with the women you encounter, or really the people of Central Florida why dont you take your vast wealth and redistibute it into the community and bring about a real change here... ? I'll tell you why- because you either arent making the big $$$, or youre too self absorbed to realize the world isnt solely about you, Kurt.
Whats Millions if you dont share it with people or build a legacy? You cant take it with you, all you get is a Granite tombstone. and no one to visit it. Not that I wish you to die, I wish you no ill will, but I lived a shallow life - briefly once, but nonetheless, once. When I opened up and let me fears down, sold my BMW, ( Do you still have yours ? ) and had people in my home, parties, friends, went out and took a chance in the world -- I was more rich inside, and you know what- I made more moey too. I felt so good, that people WANTED to work with me. I didnt have to pray off of the despair of others.
And when I die, I know that I have no regrets, I have taken chances, I have fallen in love, and out of love, and been hurt, I have seen countries less than ours, I have lost people and met people, I have made tons of money and Ive even even lost some , and made more again, But it sure was a fun ride!!! but most of all I put myself out there, for me, my happiness is experiencing it all. - Afterall- " Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm."
May God or whomever you worship save you. It looks like he s written in already.
On 1/5/2007 4:21:45 PM, Anonymous said:
WOW!! Good advice, Listen up Kurt. This person has
A SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!
On 1/5/2007 4:23:02 PM, Anonymous said:
HEY EVERYONE KURT LIVES NEAR BALDWIN PARK. WE SHOULD BEAT HIS ASS!!!!!
On 1/5/2007 4:24:23 PM, Anonymous said:
So Kurt, who are you going out with this weekend? Nevermind. !
On 1/5/2007 4:25:33 PM, Anonymous said:
I just wanted to be comment number 100.
On 1/5/2007 4:52:52 PM, Anonymous said:
check out his match.com page.... it's HILARIOUS!!!!
On 1/5/2007 4:55:38 PM, Anonymous said:
To the person that wrote that novel.Is that you RANDY GARDNER? The owner of Events and Adventures in South Florida? and the only person in South Florida that knows I own a BMW since I never drove it there when I was working there. You might want to quantify your little diatribe!
On 1/5/2007 4:56:17 PM, Anonymous said:
This choad used to come in to Dexter's of Thornton Park (maybe he still does). What an ass-clown.
On 1/5/2007 5:12:44 PM, Anonymous said:
Hey Kurt
it's friday night... got any big plans? oh nevermind..... probly not
LOSER!!!!!
On 1/5/2007 5:16:16 PM, Anonymous said:
Yep I have Twinkies in hand and I'm going hunting!!
On 1/5/2007 5:22:34 PM, Anonymous said:
Kurt,
I don't know you, and I'm very glad I don't. I'm sharing this article with all of my single friends, who are sharing it with all of their single friends, and so on...
You seem to have absolutely no ability to feel, well, ANYTHING... I feel so sorry for ANY female, skinny or not, who might fall for your "slick" ways. It doesn't seem like you are looking for a partner, but rather for many one-night stands.
Most people learn to respect people, to use proper manners, and to know what are appropriate ways to treat people by the time they are in elementary school. In all your education abroad, they must have forgotten to teach you that.
Please do us all a favor and learn some manners and some respect for people.
On 1/5/2007 5:24:26 PM, Anonymous said:
I wonder if this guy has even worked in the past two dayz-- seems like he's sitting at home responding to everyone's comments.
poor sap. he really must be totally miserable
but I am gonna check out his match page. lol.
Billy Manes- kudos to you!! I hope this article makes top 2007 articles next year for the OW!!!! I have never laughed so hard in my life. oh-- and a picture is worth a thousand words. Great shot!! lololololol-
On 1/5/2007 5:27:06 PM, Anonymous said:
MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL WHO IS THE BIGGEST EGOTISTICAL DICK OF ALL? HAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
On 1/5/2007 5:37:31 PM, Anonymous said:
Rebuttle of the person who wrote the Novel: No Kurt, I live in Winter Park, I went to Rollins, and we went on a date or two, actually we went on a few, i just didnt want to fess up to it. I am embarrassed to say I dated you . i think . wait sorry i thought, you were a nice guy till you lied and you got busted, and I called you on it, and told you to loose my number!!! But, You have a cute little dog, and seemed like a regular guy, and you are a great cook. Ill give you that. I find it hilarious that you dropped bullshit on me, and Im simply trying to help you, bc no one else wants to. & I remember when my life got wierd, someone helped me. I disclosed very little about myself when i met you bc alot of men are shallow, and i like to feel them out. You ASSUMED you knew me bc you made assumptions based on your preconcieved ill minded perceptions. What I didnt tell you doesnt matter really. But here ya go:: before I met you I made 6 figures a year, drove 7 Series, and had a huge house, and some serious questions about life. I could travel anywhere, and money was really no object. Then that all changed from an accident out of my control. When I recovered i lost everything or sold some of it & started over. I started making great money again, and everything is the way it was, but now my life has purpose, and i invest wisely, live wholeheartedly, and get still get asked out all the time! And Im under 30!!! hahahaha, and last nite the guy opposite me @ Luma didnt think I was fat at all, but he then agen he wasnt shallow, we were just having dinner and enjoying our lives, You should come back down to earth & try it sometime. Ill have a toast to you at the Wine Bar in hopes that your life finds purpose, and a few laughs with my friends. Stop writing, its pathetic, and being angry gives you frown lines too!
On 1/5/2007 5:41:21 PM, Anonymous said:
Another of Kurt's great features...he lies to the police AND has animals who bite (though can't blame them when Kurt is the owner). Found this online though can't get to the article. Anyone have access to the archive at the Sentinel? Floridians ARE looney! This article appeared in the Orlando Sentinel today: Mom swears 'dead' dog bit her child By Rene Stutzman | Sentinel Staff Writer Posted February 6, 2002 Dead dog bites 7-year-old boy in Casselberry. Can this be true? Kurt Spath insists his Rottweiler, Zeus, died last summer, shortly before animal-control officers planned to euthanize the dog. That was five months, though, before his neighbor, Laurie Killoran, says her son Shannon came home crying with three tooth marks on his face. For the rest of the article: http://orlandosentinel.com/news/yahoo/orl-locsdog06020602feb06.story?... l%2Dnewsaol%2Dheadlines Hmmmm...Think the guy is lying about the dog being dead?
On 1/5/2007 5:49:59 PM, Anonymous said:
Men like this are why some women are lesbians.
On 1/5/2007 5:57:04 PM, Anonymous said:
Sorry for the confusion, the Novel Writer lives in WP, but is from/born in S Florida, to clarify. S Florida is nice, but I thought the men up here have more substance. Thats uncertain, just my opinnion. But you are right, you should go back down south for a skinny, pretty, uneducated slut. [Not to say that the demographic down there,] However, there are more women that if you are so inclined to search the beaches, and Biscayne Blvd or Collins, ( In leu of soul searching )- thats probly what you ll find.Superficial meets Superficial!She ll use you up, spend your money and throw you away, dont you want more than that? You dont need to write back--- I have a date tonite.Seriously, join the Peace C, Habitat 4 Humanity, or something.
On 1/5/2007 6:05:23 PM, Anonymous said:
Ok Now I know the novel writer. Want to know the truth dear? I thought you were great too but you scared the hell out of me! Call me a whimp but my back was so torn up one morning I stuck to the sheets from the blood! That is why I didnt want to see you again! But thanks for the nice words and I might see you out tonight!
On 1/5/2007 6:05:45 PM, Anonymous said:
Kurt,I am sorry for hurting you ,was i too rough?Call me...Dave
On 1/5/2007 7:17:09 PM, Anonymous said:
I saw Kurt at an event once- where he sat away from the group at the bar, alone. The only person he attempted to talk to that evening was a petite, surgically enhanced brunette who appeared to be there alone and dressed like a “working” girl. Happy hunting and remember to negotiate the nightly rate-
On 1/5/2007 7:18:27 PM, Anonymous said:
As one of the women in E&A, I am truly offended that you think we joined this group so we could be “hunted” by guys like you. You came into this group with the wrong attitude and a miserable perspective on life. The people in E & A do come in all shapes & sizes; have a wide age range with very different life experiences, varying socio-economic and education backgrounds but that is what makes it so wonderful! You meet people you maybe would have missed, you can learn from them, share things you enjoy doing and challenge yourself and others to try new things.
On 1/5/2007 7:20:05 PM, Anonymous said:
I have a suggestion for how to find the “perfect” one… To get the exact physical specifications you want, a thin, busty, airhead female, that will bend over and put out on demand, never challenge you, question your motives or gain weight…well she can be found and purchased for a small price in most adult toy stores or online if you are fearful of someone seeing you with her. I would suggest getting the air pump and extended warranty just in case you break her and wanted to trade her in later for the newer model.
THANKFULLY you are taking your overly inflated ego and desperate plea for “pity” me public sympathy out of our group. I have been a member for over a year, I have a great new group of friends to hang out with and am truly happy I joined!
On 1/5/2007 7:53:30 PM, Anonymous said:
Though Kurt may look bad in this article, if it was quoted correctly, the hatred and nastiness from all you "wonderful" people out there makes you much worse than the man you are attacking. At least Kurt had the guts to show his face and use his name whether you like what he said or not. I wonder how many pictures were taken so the reporter could pick the one that made him look as bad as possible? How many qoutes were left out which may have made Kurt look less harsh? I may not agree with what he said, and Kurt has done himself no favors here, but the mob mentality displayed by so many of you is just as troublesome. Go and find your own mirrors to look in.
On 1/5/2007 8:21:43 PM, Anonymous said:
I'd be willing to bet if this douche bag could fuck his own ass he would. MATADOR BITCHES!!!!
On 1/5/2007 9:25:38 PM, Anonymous said:
Kurt do you even like women> Or are you in the closet?
On 1/5/2007 9:35:35 PM, Anonymous said:
Oh my God. What an awful article!
Who is this guy? And how do I stay away from him?
On 1/5/2007 9:38:24 PM, Anonymous said:
Gain weight, and you'll be okay. He doesnt like fat chicks.-Simon
On 1/5/2007 9:47:36 PM, Anonymous said:
Kurt lies about everything, dates, income, dogs, cars, money, - basically he s every online dater--- publicized.
On 1/5/2007 9:50:24 PM, Anonymous said:
Thanks 4 the hit Simon!! This is hilarious!!!! Im in Denver & forwarding this to all my friends!
Is anyone in Florida having a Kurt Spath anti date party? I'll be back in Florida at the end of the month!!!!
On 1/5/2007 9:55:55 PM, Anonymous said:
Im totally interested in helping anyone with the party! Im down for $2,000 toward liquor expenses. The best part is the guest of honor will probably make a cameo. Anyone have a place to hold it? I want to meet John E, the Douche writer, Novel Writer, Dave, Simon, The Date Company, Any previous daters of "KS", and of course all Orlando Weekly Contributers. I think it would be fucking awesome, - Denise Rivers
On 1/5/2007 10:02:16 PM, Anonymous said:
Are there any Fat Chicks out there that have had sexual relations with Kurt that are willing to write in about it? We want to hear from you, you are cool with us. Its not your fault your not bulimic. Please feel free to purge your experience about Kurt.....
On 1/5/2007 10:14:38 PM, Anonymous said:
He s going to be one of those old dirty men chasing girls your daughters age in a few years..
On 1/5/2007 10:20:18 PM, Anonymous said:
Novel writer sounds nice, lets meet up at Starbucks Novel Writer, we want to meet the one descent person Kurt went out with. Sorry he lied to you, but he is Kurt, figures he'd blow off a girl that makes 6 figures a year, aren't you glad you kept your life private now? See you gotta feel em' out, or you'll end up with a Kurt Spath. Uh, I mean Loser.
So what do you look like, I hope your thin! Or else...........!!!!!!
On 1/5/2007 10:36:50 PM, Anonymous said:
Kurt can you give us the numbers of the girls you shit on so we can send them this? Even fat girlz need love!
On 1/5/2007 10:46:15 PM, Anonymous said:
I totally want to meet Billy Manes, what are you doing tonight? Lets totally meet up tonight 12:30 at Blue Martini!!! YOU ARE THE MAN!!!!!!!!!!
On 1/5/2007 11:01:35 PM, Anonymous said:
Kurt Spath insists his Rottweiler, Zeus, died last summer, shortly before animal-control officers planned to euthanize the dog. But that was five months before his neighbor, Laurie Killoran, says her son Shannon came home crying with three teeth marks on his face.Laurie Killoran said in a complaint that Shannon was riding his bicycle Jan. 15 when he stopped at Spath's back yard. Shannon started playing fetch with Spath's 120-pound dog while his owner looked on, according to the mother."After approximately 10 throws, Shannon was done. Evidently Zeus was not because he came back and bit Shannon around his right eye," said his mother, who would not comment on the matter Tuesday.If the Killorans are right, this is the second child Zeus has bitten in nine months. The first was Sydney Montalvo, 5, the granddaughter of a neighbor who was injured April 13 and needed 25 stitches to close the wounds on her face.In November, Spath agreed to pay her family $25,000 to settle a lawsuit.Sydney's wounds set off a fight between Spath and Seminole County Animal Control. After Spath refused several times to surrender the dog so the department could quarantine it, the county's animal-control board voted 3-2 in May for euthanasia.Spath responded by filing a suit in U.S. District Court, charging that the county had violated his constitutional rights. U.S. District Judge Anne Conway in August disagreed.When animal-control officers tried to pick up the dog Aug. 31, Spath told them Zeus had died, court records said.He said the same thing Tuesday. "He passed away one morning," said Spath, adding that the cause was probably an ear infection. "I buried him at sea. Took a boat out from New Smyrna. He just loved the ocean."Two weeks ago, animal-control officers went back to Spath's house because of the new report of a dog bite, but Spath again turned them away, according to a statement by Carole Jemison, one of the animal-control officers.Michael Wittmer, division manager of Seminole County Animal Control, is convinced Zeus bit the boy."I don't believe the dog is dead," Wittmer said.At least two other neighbors have reported seeing the dog since Spath first told authorities it was dead, Wittmer said."It seems odd to me that all these people are lying," Wittmer said.Spath said the Killorans "are just neighbors that don't seem to like me and want to harass me."As for the teeth marks on their son's face, Spath said, "He runs around, falls down a lot."According to court records, the Killorans did not seek medical treatment for Shannon.Seminole County on Monday filed suit against Spath in Circuit Court in Sanford, asking a judge to order Spath to surrender the dog.If the county gets the order and Spath refuses to comply, he could go to jail, said Assistant County Attorney Ann Colby, who added the county has not pursued a search warrant."If they can get a judge to believe them, I guess, then good luck," Spath said.
On 1/5/2007 11:05:11 PM, Anonymous said:
and...
CASSELBERRY -- Seven-year-old Shannon Killoran, with a bite mark still visible on his face, looked through a fence Monday, said yep, that's the dog that bit him, and animal-control officers took the dog away.Seminole County Animal Control officials plan to euthanize the dog today. Thus will end the saga of Zeus, a 120-pound Rottweiler accused of biting two children in the face in the past 10 months. The dog's owner, Kurt Spath, surrendered the animal Monday afternoon, wrestling him into an animal-control truck and then walking away without looking back.He did not answer the door when reporters knocked.But he also apparently did not budge from his stance that Zeus had died unexpectedly in August and been laid to rest in the Atlantic Ocean.Despite others' claims to the contrary, the dog he handed over Monday was not Zeus, he insisted to Michael Wittmer, head of Seminole County Animal Control, but another Rottweiler."I asked him what is the name of this dog. He said, 'You can name it whatever you want,' " Wittmer said.However, there was no doubt in Shannon's mind about the identity of the dog. Shannon was bitten near his right eye by a big Rottweiler that answered to the name Zeus in Spath's back yard on Jan. 15.On Monday, with a Seminole County deputy sheriff and two animal-control officers standing by to protect him, Shannon grasped his mother's hand and slowly walked up to Spath's backyard fence.Spath led the dog into view on a red leash on the other side, and Shannon made the identification.There was no doubt about it, the boy said. It was the dog that bit him. It was Zeus. Same collar, same tail.The Killorans live two houses from Spath and knew the dog well. When Zeus got out, something that happened a lot, they said, he would wind up on their porch, and Shannon's 11-year-old brother, Ryan, would take him home, according to a sworn statement by their mother, Laurie Killoran.The dog, however, turned mean.In April, he bit a 5-year-old girl. Doctors used 25 stitches to close the wounds on her face and ear, according to a lawsuit her family filed against Spath and later settled for $25,000.Animal-control officers went to Spath's house several times in the weeks that followed that first bite. They wanted to quarantine the dog to make sure he wasn't rabid, but each time, Spath turned them away.The county's animal-control board decided to get tough. It voted 3-2 in May to put the dog down. Spath responded by suing, alleging the county was violating his constitutional rights.U.S. District Judge Anne Conway threw out the suit, and that's when Spath reported Zeus had died.A variety of neighbors, however, kept calling county animal control with reports that Zeus was still roaming the neighborhood.Then came the second bite, Jan. 15, when Shannon was playing fetch with Zeus in Spath's back yard.The boy did not need medical care, but the bite left three small tooth marks near his right eye. Only one was visible Monday.It was not clear Monday whether Shannon realized that by identifying the dog, he would be sending him to his death.As Spath began hoisting his dog into the county truck, the child's mother turned her son's body around and steered him toward home."We don't need to see this," she said.Wittmer said this is not a happy part of his job."We really didn't have a choice in this case," he said. "This dog seems to want to bite children."
On 1/5/2007 11:06:28 PM, Anonymous said:
What a cruel bastard. Maybe they should put him down, AND his little dog too!
On 1/5/2007 11:09:43 PM, Anonymous said:
KURT FOR MAYOR! ANYONE? ANYONE? OH YEAH HE'S A HATER. AND HATED!!!!!!
On 1/5/2007 11:13:35 PM, Anonymous said:
Where do you think he went tonight everyone? If anyone meets him - Please write in tomorrow!
On 1/5/2007 11:22:27 PM, Anonymous said:
Can anyone sue any induvidual or institution for being obese? How could that ever be justified? Dating service or not- How do you draw the line?
That is like me going to Texas and filing suit because I cant meet any woman without a Southern accent? Can I sue for that?
Kurt if you have all this money, then whatd a few hundred bucks or 1500 to you anyway pal?
You need help bro, you make it difficult for other guys. I know when I go out sometime, some woman id going to mention you, and Im going to have to listen to her insecurities because you had to vomit this shit out to the public.
On 1/5/2007 11:24:50 PM, Anonymous said:
longwinded dog stories, btw, were from the orlando sentinel, written by Rene Stutzman.
On 1/5/2007 11:35:46 PM, Anonymous said:
Kurt here
again! Of course, I love the attention I especially love the comments from
E&A members. I noticed they posted quite soon after the scheduled event
Friday evening. This tells me they showed up, saw it sucked, and left.
This is
about more than some article making me trying to make me look like an ass. If
you want to comment intelligently, read the actual complaint filed with the Orange County.
This is about a service that was advertised and sold as one thing but turned out
to be something completely different.
Yes, I am
upset there are predominantly overweight women in the group but the sales
people tell older people there will be older people in the group, they tell shy
people there will be shy people in the group, they tell active people there
will be active people in the group, they tell blue collar people there will be
blue collar people in the group. You get the idea. How many of you have been
sold something that did not live up to what the sales whore told you? At least
I have the balls to call them out on it!
Win or
loose this company is exposed, they take advantage of a lonely persons emotions
(How EVIL is that? It’s worse than anything I do, trying to get peoples lives
back together? Even if I make $$$$$$ doing it)
I asked
quietly and early on for a partial refund. I am very pleased with the poster
that said “If the service this company provides is so good then the
company should have a prorated refund policy not just a 3 day refund policy.
The type of service this company provides is so subjective which should make
the refund policy more liberal. 3 days does not sound good especially as the
company claims they have such a good service.” Thank you whomever , and I am going to use it in court.
Do you
people think I didn’t know how this story would be spun? The Judge Brown Show
wanted to do the case; they called me a week after filing the suit, but the
defendant turned them down. Greg Dawson at the Sentinel turned it down when I
wrote him.
I contacted
the OrlandoWeekly myself because I knew it was a good story. Billy Manes sat
with me at the Big Belly Brewery trying to pull comments out of me. The
photographer was at my house for 2 hours trying to get an asshole shot of me, I
knew what he wanted, he asked for mirrors as soon as he walked in the door.( He
is actually, a really good guy, we talked singles shop, hey Gregg!)
I love this
dopey crap. The OrlandoWeekly is usually good at bringing out the real story,
what do they have to benefit from exposing one shmuck in Orlando? Some of you peons need to learn how
to read between the lines.
Oh and just
so I don’t leave any of my critics out! Hey Simon! Weren’t you the guy that
told me how much the women in the group sucked? You would only show up at an
event with Megan there (an employee) I did not see you when this attractive
sales weasel was not around.
Goodnight
all! I picked up a chunky this evening I’ll chat with ya tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!
On 1/5/2007 11:41:45 PM, Anonymous said:
What a loser. Home before midnight. Bet if we drove by his house there would only be his truck in the driveway. If not the poor girl is probably undercover for the weekly and just gathering facts for the next article! LOL
On 1/5/2007 11:48:33 PM, Anonymous said:
STOP REFERRING TO WOMEN AS CHUNKY S!!! CANT YOU HOLD A CONVERSATION WITH A WOMEN AND MEET SOMEONE STIMULATING? YOUR WORDS JUST PROOVE ALL YOU WANT ARE ONE NIGHT STANDS!!! ARE YOU SO STUPID YOU HAVENT FIGURED THAT OUT YET? YOUR TYPE IS THE REASON IM A LESBIAN!
On 1/6/2007 12:59:23 AM, Anonymous said:
a typical yuppie.
and i thought they were a dying breed.
On 1/6/2007 1:01:20 AM, Anonymous said:
Wow. Why does this guy keep writing in? Um, yeah . Kurt, my name is Justin, I live in New Jersey and someone emailed me this link. It kinda sounds like you think people are writing in from that crappy or not crappy non-dating service( i dont know i live in Jersey - try to stay with me.. K? ) Um, youre shallow, sick and twisted. Im a guy and even if i thought my girlfriend was overweight or not educated, I love her enough to make her happy and be active with her, and attend stimulating events and functions, although she s hot, and thats not my problem, thats what I would do. When will you get it in your head that you cant talk like this publicly without having people throw garbage at you when you walk down the street? Have some dignity, Man. Justin Belloy Wayne , NJ
On 1/6/2007 1:03:57 AM, Anonymous said:
You are such a dick! Why would you come out and tell people? Maybe if you fucked a girl proper you could keep her Loser!!!!! Holla to my Peeps in F-L-A !'Big' Chris, San Diego, Cali
On 1/6/2007 1:08:42 AM, Anonymous said:
"Kurt Spath thinks Kurt Spath is quite the catch."Does he really think anyone will date or hang with him? Does he have any friends left? If you are friends of Kurt & reading this, don't you want him to get help?Since he thinks this is all bullshit, I just got a bulk email from my friend Jessica in Orlando - with this article-- she dated Kurt, outside the Event thing, and thought he was such a jerk. So Kurt, this is being emailed to half of California right now. Just FYI, watch youre ass Hater!Kim Seagel, San Diego, CA
On 1/6/2007 1:13:33 AM, Anonymous said:
You guys need to write in!!! Kurt is so caught up in his own fantasy land, he thinks all these comments are coming from the Events & Adventures Company that he s screwing over. So if you can just add your first name to the email, so maybe Kurt will realize that the world does not revolve around Kurt. Candace, Lake Mary FL
On 1/6/2007 1:15:23 AM, Anonymous said:
Poor bastard. Did you date him Candace?John F. O-Town
On 1/6/2007 1:17:32 AM, Anonymous said:
He bought me a couple drinks a couple months/ year ago or so, and laid it on THICK. Luckily my friends dragged me away from him, but I remember this guy!!!Candace
On 1/6/2007 1:20:15 AM, Anonymous said:
I went out with him too. He s an asshole, he has no respect 4 women & thinks he s a bawler or somethingPedra Z Ft Lauderdale
On 1/6/2007 1:21:30 AM, Anonymous said:
WHAT GOES AROUND DICKLESS!!COMES AROUND
On 1/6/2007 1:22:31 AM, Anonymous said:
He works in Insurance? Figures, they screw people for a living!
On 1/6/2007 1:24:17 AM, Anonymous said:
What a bum, Lisa! If youre on write in! My friend Lisa went out with him too, she lives in Wp FLA
On 1/6/2007 1:25:36 AM, Anonymous said:
HEY DID YOU GUYS SEE THE KRAMER THING, ISNT THIS DEJAVU?BRIAN CASSELBERRY FL
On 1/6/2007 1:28:47 AM, Anonymous said:
Kurt is just another guy that plays 4, 5 or however many women at a time. He lied alot and kept checking his phone. He s an ass & I cant believe I went through one date with him and didnt puke. Lisa, Winter Park Florida
On 1/6/2007 1:29:46 AM, Anonymous said:
I dont know the punk but his article is PHAT!LOLOLOLOLOL Hope you win in court >>>>>>>>>>>>>NOT LIKELY!
On 1/6/2007 1:31:24 AM, Anonymous said:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? WIN-- EVERY BITCH THIN OR FAT WILL PROBABLY SHOW UP TO BOO THIS FUCKER OUT! IT WILL BE HILARIOUS!!!Elisha San Diego, Calif
On 1/6/2007 1:32:18 AM, Anonymous said:
He seems to be the peon to me
On 1/6/2007 1:35:11 AM, Anonymous said:
I hope you re enjoying this Kurt, were posting our web chat through you re little site-fight, so you can see theres like , um tons of people, and well, the world who hates ugly people like you, you re a dog yourself, and probably dumped "the one" for you long ago because maybe she ate carbs or something... Lindsee , So Cal
On 1/6/2007 1:37:46 AM, Anonymous said:
He asked me one time when we were out having a drink and an appetizer, if I was going back to the gym any time soon... and I a size 7, I do have a boob job, but I really don't think Im fat. K, Miami FL
On 1/6/2007 1:38:18 AM, Anonymous said:
OMGod are you serious? WHAT A PRICK? what did you do???
On 1/6/2007 1:39:18 AM, Anonymous said:
I'll feed you something K! LOL! Wess, Miami
On 1/6/2007 1:39:43 AM, Anonymous said:
So what did you say?
On 1/6/2007 1:41:17 AM, Anonymous said:
I didn't know what to say. I just kindof looked at him, in shock, and tilted my head. I couldn't believe a skinny legged fucker like him would say that to me, so I got him to buy me another drink and walked off!K, Miami FL
On 1/6/2007 1:42:47 AM, Anonymous said:
Seeing guys like this make me thankful my boyfriend is asleep in bed, and I can do whatever I want to him!!!Tee heeee No more dating BS for me
On 1/6/2007 1:43:59 AM, Anonymous said:
Who wrote that? It was probably Mel--- Did Mel sign off? call me Mel! Jessica
On 1/6/2007 1:52:40 AM, Anonymous said:
So To: Kurt Spath : It was fun blowing up your suck ass article which was beautifully written, given the subject ( that would be you dumbass ) Props Big Bad Billy Manes!Talk about Who Let the dogs out!Thanks exposing the crazy guy, it makes us all appreciate our significant others, ( or our one night stands that we don't disrespect by telling them they 're ugly.)we all collectively feel bad for our friends in the Community of Winter Park-Orlando that they have to deal with someone like you, we all hope you get help Kurt Spath, start soul searching, and really try to figure out how to get a NICE girl, but actually, you may want to switch to guys by now. Besides how would you know a Nice girl unless she was starving to death? LOL!Kaitlynne Harris, Van Nuys, CA
On 1/6/2007 8:20:12 AM, Anonymous said:
Dear Billy Manes, PLEASE do a follow-up article on this. I am dying to know how the court case works out.Greg Dawson wouldn't take his case? Well, doesn't Dawson have a disclaimer that he doesn't work with dating services, refunds, or cell-phone companies? Actually, I think this might be a great reality show. "Dating With Kurt Spath: Can He Lift You With One Hand?" Sorry--I have to go to the gym now and work out, with visions of erotic insurance adjusters dancing in my head. --Sarah P., College Park, NOT a member of E&A
On 1/6/2007 9:32:58 AM, Anonymous said:
I dared KURT! Excuse me........ Slight Nausia.., and I will co star on any reality TV show, talk show, court room, etc. I am amazed and stunned by how many hit this has got since only two days ago. Kurt, wherever you are ( mentally I mean ) havent you gotten the full picture yet? No one ( except you ) has stood up for you, through youre first attempt to masquerade yourself as " a friend" and then your non-witty recoils. GIVE IT UP ! Your a code RED!Jennifer P, Maitland FL
On 1/6/2007 9:35:00 AM, Anonymous said:
woops ! I meant to say I dated, not dared. Its still early over here!
On 1/6/2007 9:45:28 AM, Anonymous said:
I like what this girl said, I think she hit the nail, as they say:he world who
hates ugly people like you, you re a dog yourself, and probably dumped
"the one" for you long ago because maybe she ate carbs or something... Lindsee , So CalWay to go Lindsee! Too bad you are so far away, you have a good sense of humor! I would date you if you ate carbs or not, beautiful.Erik Orlando, FL
On 1/6/2007 10:08:54 AM, Anonymous said:
Mr. Manes, Have you ever had such a responce from one of your articles? This seems to be quite over the top. I dare to say it could highly complete with Former President Gerald Ford's funeral. Ok, not so, but in all actuality this is amazing how far this has come to. I highly look forward to all the postings until January 10th, I mean, I hope Mr. Spath doesnt have a mental breakdown, or get arrested for an outrage in public from the community- character- assassination but then again, maybe inclusive treatment by force is his last option. Michael K Kissimmee, FL
On 1/6/2007 10:11:01 AM, Anonymous said:
BILLY MANES WE LOVE YOU! YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!I HOPE YOU WIN SOMETHING GET A RAISE, OR KICK BUDDY DYER OUT OF OFFICE. YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO CALL EM!PETE THOMAS ORLANDO
On 1/6/2007 10:16:46 AM, Anonymous said:
Hey you guys, I know Kurt, and he's not really that bad. Okay !>>>>>>>>>> Kidding!!! Suckas!!!! <<<<<<<<<<<<<He is that bad, he's a boastful, ardent brazen ass! I dont where in the hell he thought, well he doesn t think!This has been coming a long time Kurt Spath, and everyone knows it! This article just points out how shallow you can be, but like the other girl wrote, I guess there' s hope for everybody!? I guess we'll see!Is anyone hosting the Kurt Spath Anti Date party? An Anti-date & I want to attend!Willa S. Winter Park FL
On 1/6/2007 10:27:00 AM, Anonymous said:
This really should have been the cover story. I think this guy Kurt - is more dead than Bobby Jones. ( The OW cover story. ) Bruce Lake Buena Vista, FL
On 1/6/2007 10:32:57 AM, Anonymous said:
Thats a gem there, I ask you BILLY MANES can you RE RUN this ad with the cover next publication, with " Kurt Spath, most Superficial Man in O-Town." Or something rather, Im not a writer, mind you. Michael K, Kissimmee
On 1/6/2007 10:44:43 AM, Anonymous said:
Oh my God? ! Does this guy really exist?This girl walks in the room and throws down like 10 of the Weeklys, and tells us all to read these, so I get online, and look at all the comments. Damn man, I feel sooooooo sorry for you!But you had it coming by all that shit you wrote. You're just making it harder for the rest of us to get laid. Alex C. Miami, FL
On 1/6/2007 10:58:46 AM, Anonymous said:
I am signing up with Events & Adventures since I've read this now. It sound like fun, but I want to hear some more KS stories. Plus now I know it's not a dating service, so I can just be myself. Heather Jarkovski Altamonte, FL
On 1/6/2007 11:02:06 AM, Anonymous said:
I am a woman friend of Kurts. (Yes, he has friends. Well respected ones at that). Before you ask why I'm not dating him is because I'm dating a good friend of his. Yep, another friend!
First of all, everyone has certain qualities they look for in a mate. If Kurt is not attracted to "fat chicks", that his his perogative,just like someone may only date within his race, out of his race, only date overweight people etc. etc. Kurt just chose to share it with the Orlando Weekly and all of us.
As for suing the club, Kurt tried to settle with them initially to no avail. How does one know how terrible the club is or doesn't live up to their promises in only 3 days! How absurd.
As for all of the previous writers who are so obsessed with what Kurt drives ar where he live or the money he makes- Let it go!!! At least he makes legitimate money and is able to have nice things!! So-hmm- you have a lot enemies now Kurt all because you like women who take care of their figures and respect their health.
On 1/6/2007 11:03:44 AM, Anonymous said:
LOLOLOLOLOL I love the drama! Why don't you move to LA and look up Lindsay Lohan or Nicole Ritchie, they are thin. ... Oh wait, that's right, you're not good enough for them, it works both ways! You self absorbed Puuuhhrick!Annabelle Weiss, Downtown O Town
On 1/6/2007 11:15:19 AM, Anonymous said:
Kurts friend, ( Or Kurt probably ) Nonetheless, If you read the past MILLION comments, no one cares what Kurt drives, or what lifestyle he leads. The past SEVERAL comments have been about Kurt's attitude, and how he talks to women. He obviously does not respect women at all. I highly doubt, i ACTUALLY THINK YOU'RE A LIAR, and this is Kurt i m speaking to. In which case: Kurt- If you meet a woman you're clearly NOT interested in, because she's fat or poor, then DON'T talk to her. You can be sued for defamation of character, if you let it go to far, among other things. Why must you wander around town attacking women? Do you get off on it? The people that addressed Kurt directly and mentioned PERSONAL details of his life, were really trying to reach out to him. One girl wrote in quite abit, and while she did address the fact of his rude behavior, I get the impression she was really trying to help him, because she probably knew him pretty well, and she sounds like a good person. Ultimately Kurt, you buried yourself. Im in a Denny's & everyone is reading this article. No one can believe anyone would really fess up to being so self centered. Its not that you like thin women, I get that. Im a guy myself. But there's some things you just don't say!Brice College Park FL
On 1/6/2007 11:15:36 AM, Anonymous said:
Wow--Kurt has a woman friend? Let's see--is her name Kurt?I don't think people care that he has preferences for who he dates. Everyone does, but most people don't voice their quiet little prejudices. I think people have a problem with his own comments about "corraling" and "hunting" and his need to photographically document people he finds inferior. He just comes off as an asshole, that's all. And some women are profoundly attracted to assholes. Me, I'm a lesbian, so I'm really just attracted to cunts.
On 1/6/2007 11:23:48 AM, Anonymous said:
God Bless the Lesbian Voice of Reason & Clarity!Yes Kurt, no one cares what you do, drive, or disengage in. You wrote No Fat chicks, and Grunt, and portray a cave man. You are so picky, Id be surprised if you ever had a girlfriend at all. I'm sure you have friends, but true friends would try to help you, and tell you: You cant act out like this without a contempt from your readers. Barbara V. WP FL
On 1/6/2007 11:28:45 AM, Anonymous said:
Okay! Lets get the Poll Straight People!!!!We have : 1- KURT on line again!1- Proposed female friend of Kurt. 1- Proposed male friend/boyfriend of female friend of Kurt. and there's 180 some odd postings, um.... some of the postings ( in all fairness ) have been duplicated with add-on's and continuing education for the readers like myslef, who do not know this Kurt guy. Thank you for that BTW. So Kurt, there's 3 people on your side, ( & I think Im being modest here, I didnt want to add them all up )and 150 people trying to make you realize you are SHALLOW!
On 1/6/2007 11:51:13 AM, Anonymous said:
Holy crap! I just went by the E&A event for today at the Dog Park in Winter Park You need to see the mooses that were there! This guy was not exagerating
On 1/6/2007 11:54:12 AM, Anonymous said:
Kurt,Shut up and lern to spel. Dog Park? Reaallllly.Sincerely,Chunky
On 1/6/2007 12:53:40 PM, Anonymous said:
Someone made the comment that ALL online daters are like this. Well, I just wanted to point out at least one of us that's NOT. I am who I am and who I say I am so while you're looking at his profile on Match.com make sure you check out mine - TwoGeckos65 :) Hey Kurt... thanks for the free press!!
JD - Casselberry, FL
On 1/6/2007 12:56:17 PM, Anonymous said:
Ooops.... it was hidden. Check back later, it'll be on there. If you want to contact me you can get me at TwoGeckos65@earthlink.net.
JD - again
PS - I wonder how much crap I'm going to get now!
On 1/6/2007 2:01:19 PM, Anonymous said:
Kurt you are so full of shit. You have a fantasy that does not exist in any world. You are not a dream. You lied about your job / career. You only did the insurance thing because you were unemployed and you got help. You think you know a person within minutes of meeting them. Grow and and put some glasses on then go to the mirror and look back at yourself. also watch out for the hot wax...
On 1/6/2007 2:07:44 PM, Anonymous said:
What else did you expect to find in a Dog Park?? It's a place where dogs hang out!! jeez
On 1/6/2007 3:34:26 PM, Anonymous said:
Hot wax????
On 1/6/2007 3:41:12 PM, Anonymous said:
Don't send him back to South Florida - we don't want him.
On 1/6/2007 4:47:11 PM, Anonymous said:
What would someone find in a dog park? Certainly not fat chicks walking their dog-this requires excercise! And this is NOT kurt talking!!!!!!!!!1
On 1/6/2007 5:52:05 PM, Anonymous said:
Oh Damn! The Hot wax I forgot about that! Someone mentioned the hot wax bc Kurt is totally freaking hairy-- even oh his back!!! Its like a sweater! LOL!!!
On 1/6/2007 9:22:15 PM, Anonymous said:
Wow, I cannot believe how much reponse this article has recieved!
I just came onto this to take a look at all the comments I have been hearing about from the members of E&A.
I am the Event Director for Events & Adventures in South Florida.
I dont care to comment about Kurt because I think he did enough for himself.
For the record, I've been working for this company for three years, and I am working here because I believe in the service. Everyone at our company works extremely hard on providing this service so that singles can get out of the house, enjoy events, do activities that they would not normally do by themselves, and meet other singles with out the pressure of that dreaded dating service, or bar scene.
I am so happy to say that we have so many success stories, and happy members, that Kurt will not make a wave in our organization. One of my very good friends met the love of her life at one of my events, and they are now married. If members havent met the 'special someone' at an event yet....they have made great friendships with everyone at E&A. We are here to provide activities for singles, and we do just that! Everything else falls into place.
I know so of you are thinking "Oh, of course she would say this, she works for the company." Well, whether you believe what I say or not...
I just want to say thank you to all the members with the nice comments. I take pride in my job, and making my members happy with all the events we provide for them!
Have a great weekend everyone!
Great Article Billy Manes... Thank you!
Lauren
Proud Employee of Events & Adventures
Ft. Lauderdale, FL
On 1/6/2007 10:10:10 PM, Anonymous said:
I have to admit I didn't read all of the above comments, so I'll ask, did Kurt's case really did go to court? If it hasn't yet, I hope he gets a "chunky" female judge. Poetic justice.
On 1/6/2007 10:22:29 PM, Anonymous said:
I'm not single, but happily married and the Dad of 2 lovely daughters. This is the kind of guy I've warned my girls about. Thank you Kurt for proving me right when they didn't believe me!
On 1/6/2007 10:43:00 PM, Anonymous said:
I can't figure out if this guy is the biggest single asshole, or the single biggest asshole in Orlando. Jeff
On 1/6/2007 10:55:55 PM, Anonymous said:
So my boyfriend and I were in bed last night, and we were kissing, and I called him Kurt just for fun. We both started laughing so hard! Then he said get outta my bed you fat bitch!! We really had fun with it! Thanks Kurt, for spicing up my sex life. Nothing like another sick fantasy to share with my partner! And I don't even know you! Not E & A, Not a friend, Just a skinny girl! Ellen
On 1/6/2007 11:05:28 PM, Anonymous said:
So where are you tonight asshole?
On 1/6/2007 11:07:10 PM, Anonymous said:
Hey Lauren
Nice post,
however you left out one key point. You know damn well know my beef is with the
Orlando group.
You read the article and you read the actual complaint.
Have you
ever been to an Orlando
event? I think if you did you would not be proud of your flimsy 3 day refund
policy! Common tell the whole story Lauren! I saw an E&A employee at every
event in South Florida why are there no E&A employees at Orlando events? Come to an Orlando event Lauren! My original complaint
was about the quality of women, but recently it seems NOBODY wants to come to
an event! I sent you the pictures and I know you were surprised by them, why
would anyone pay $1000+ to hang out with 10 people at a Friday happy hour? Tell
us the whole story Lauren, the Orlando
story. Have some guts Lauren, tell all these people where the events are next
week so they can check it out themselves and see if $1000+ is a good value.
You want to
know what I like best about this silliness the past few days. Win or lose in
court, when you Google E&A this story comes up and since you won’t let
potential members check out an event before signing a contract, they will think
twice about joining the scam you have in Orlando.
I just
laugh at all the people fell for the Billy Manes trap, what an excellent writer!
In a week nobody is going to care about some dopey guy complaining about fat
girls, but EMMET AVERY’s scams, they will be remembered!
K
On 1/6/2007 11:08:19 PM, Anonymous said:
I'm comment # 200!!!!! Yes!!!
On 1/6/2007 11:17:12 PM, Anonymous said:
Hey everyone! KURT S BACK!!!!!! Once again typing away. Wow, your life must truely have no meaning. The saddest part Kurt, is the following: 1. You are on lockdown in your home , or somewhere.2. I cant imagine how you must feel. 3. When I cant imagine - you write in and confirm youre still a DICK, with no emotion, and completely standing behind your blinded hysteria. 4. You keep writing that you are upset you paid for the low quality of women--- NEWSFLASH FUCKWAD --- WE ARE NT FOR SALE!! This isnt the year 1847, and Women have rights! Wow how blessed are we youre not in Politics. 5. You should really check into that Narcissistic Personality Disorder, but I really dont think you ll get help. I think you ll be single forever, or marry some low self esteem waif, who will come to her sense and try to kill you in your sleep one day. But then she'll have her own Personality Disorder of some type too. Sincerely, Another Skinny Non Existent Female
On 1/6/2007 11:30:11 PM, Anonymous said:
If you think of the current dilemma Mr. Spath has drawn, quite literally he's painted himself into a corner. Billy Manes did no dis-service Kurt, nor did he snow job Central Florida, South Florida, and the individuals whom wrote to you from out of state. I have been a Social Worker for a few years, and we meet people of all walks of life suffering from Social or Behavioral temporary or permanent disability. Youre only true guided path you should adhere on is to redeem oneself. Given youre temprament that is highly unlikely, since if you did take it back now, which you clearly wont, since you keep writing in defending your bias remarks, you would make yourself appear as if you had no backbone, and can't stand your own ground. I agree with previous requests to quietly get therapy, join a political or social gathering for betterment of the under-privileged, and seek one on one therapy as well, and transform yourself quietly. Each day we have gift. Each year one has 365 chances to start their life over. It is the New Year and you have had a bad start, but my advice- stop it now young man. Start Fresh!Or I'll probably see you soon, when Im working. Do you really think all youre readers are so nieve, I went to an Ivy League school, and youre judging me / ( US? ) when you write: No Fat Chicks? Dare I ask: Where exactly is your head at? L. R., Orlando
On 1/6/2007 11:34:04 PM, Anonymous said:
Everyone give up, there is no hope for him, he's too far gone. If he cant realize 200 + comments, then let him go. Yes Kurt people will forget this, but not for a while!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On 1/6/2007 11:39:39 PM, Anonymous said:
What a clusterf*ck! Jesus man, you are sick sad sorry excuse for a guy! I have a friend who wrote in on here, and she emailed me this Friday. Unbelievable! She also said you stood her up on a date last year! LOL - If she's not Fat, then what was HER problem?
On 1/6/2007 11:41:05 PM, Anonymous said:
Stupid liberals! this guy has balls to confront you on your
own turf. Psycho babble, mail order, Psychologists
On 1/6/2007 11:46:17 PM, Anonymous said:
So you think it's psycho babble? What s your view then?
On 1/6/2007 11:54:55 PM, Anonymous said:
Still reading the previous comments, holy shit there is a lot I saw his match thing, says he is a republican that is about 2 1/2 strikes with this paper from what I have read it is all writing about him and not looking at the claim, If he realy is like the article he is an asshole but there could still be merit to the claim
On 1/6/2007 11:55:38 PM, Anonymous said:
“Without being so
superficial, I mean, I do. I’m 36, never married, 6 feet, 2 inches,
about 200 pounds. I’ve even got a profile on Match.com.”But, I admit, I am evil, I cheer when a hurricane vacuumes up a trailer park because it makes me $$$$$$$.”“If you are
‘working’ on losing weight please wait until the job is done...“I like them to corral them so I can pick. Y’know, gather ’em up and go hunting!”Famous Quotes. This guy has no couth.
On 1/7/2007 12:06:39 AM, Anonymous said:
There is no merit to the claim. They provided the service advertised. Its not their fault if people dont show up. It is like any other function or convention. Think about it, if you went to a convert and it sucked, would you get your money back? Well, actually probably, but this guy was such a dick, and kept making fun of the women, that the staff resented him, he kept up with it, and was commenting about piss-ant picky ass shit, and this happened. Now he just looks like such an asshole. He wont win in court, the Atty will look good for the publicity. E & A will also. The exposure they get will rise so much interest the demographic of E & A may change. The only person that won't get anything is the guy beinbg hung Kurt. But that s not because he was nt right , he is. I would hate to go to an event that sucked. BUT!!!>>>> That doesnt make them pay me back, that doesnt mean I should criticize random women, and that doesnt enable me to be a shallow Hal, he s just some asshole with no reason to hold back, because he gets what he wants & walks all over people. And Im no shrink, I work in Marketing and measure results from Scam Artists all the time. You should work in Advertising, you sound like every other John I work with.
On 1/7/2007 12:14:00 AM, Anonymous said:
Hey KURT! Im a stripper @ Dancers RoyaleIf you want I will love you since no one else will, but for a price$. Sorry hunnie, but when a hurricane hits someones love life I get rich beatch $$$$$ !!!! XOXOXOX See ya soon! Bring $20's!!
On 1/7/2007 12:54:56 AM, Anonymous said:
By the way, if anyone cares, his middle name is "WILLY" Yes, it really is Willy....
On 1/7/2007 3:17:48 AM, Anonymous said:
You are an asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On 1/7/2007 3:25:41 AM, Anonymous said:
Billy Manes, are you single, any guy that would expose a guy like this, must be a better man.
I would love to take you out sometime before you win the Noble Prize!
Nicollette
On 1/7/2007 3:26:35 AM, Anonymous said:
Dating an Aries man - I dated an Aries man. He was so full of saying this and that, as time went by, I realized he was not a man of his word. They have no actions as far as being reliable or being there for their woman. They are all talk and don't follow through. They'll make you fall so hard in love with them, they shy away once they know they have you hook, line and sinker!Words are just words and have no meaning when they come from an Aries man! A lady can give way too much love and devotion away to these men and be taken for granted. Aries men are childish, selfish and self centered, all they care about is getting themselves pleased!
On 1/7/2007 3:28:48 AM, Anonymous said:
Aries: Looking for a lover who's mature, gentle, thoughtful, considerate, and entirely unselfish? Well, then, don't even consider dating an Aries. They'll amaze you at their ability to stuff six "I's" into every sentence -- in between slamming doors, driving like a maniac, and screaming like an infant until they get what they want. Do they really throw temper tantrums? No, no, no!!! Are they hideously impatient? Oh, no, of course not. They're willing to wait at least 4-1/2 seconds for a seat in the restaurant right smack in the middle of the dinner hour, another 5 seconds after they're seated for the waitress to sprint to the table with the meal she's magically intuited they were about to order, another 7 seconds after their plate hits the table for the check, and they'll see you in the car when you're done! Oh, you're only on the salad? Are these Mars-ruled folks really as totally unaware of Others as they seem to be? Well, no, of course not. They know perfectly well there are Others in the world -- they refer to us as The Opponents.
http://www.innerself.com/Astrology/never_date.htm
On 1/7/2007 9:06:46 AM, Anonymous said:
You made me chuckle....
Im a stripper @ Dancers RoyaleIf you want I will love you since no one else will, but for a price$. Sorry hunnie, but when a hurricane hits someones love life I get rich beatch $$$$$ !!!! XOXOXOX See ya soon! Bring $20's!!He's going to want change for his $20!
On 1/7/2007 9:48:59 AM, Anonymous said:
I bet with enough of these comments you girls can put this idiot on your Black List (Vegas has them for Casino's, I think Girls should have them for idiotslike this) and get him to move out of Orlando. Maybe send him to Montana or something.
Question for all the Single men out there. Would you rather spend the night alone with thoughts of a thin girl, or actually take someone home that might have a few extra pounds. People can diet, and can't see anything when the lights are off.
Your responses?
On 1/7/2007 11:19:52 AM, Anonymous said:
So many things three intelligent single girls could say...
But only one really captures the moment in which we read about this lovely male specimen.
GET USED TO BEING SINGLE, YOU EGOTISTICAL ASSHOLE!
It is our sincere hope that your right/left hand are up to the workout for the rest of your sorry life.
On 1/7/2007 11:36:40 AM, Anonymous said:
For the girl above that wanted to take Billy out on a date, you should
probably know, he's about as gay as they come. A great writer,
but queerer than tits on a bishop.
I'll date you though.
On 1/7/2007 11:56:21 AM, Anonymous said:
Hi Billy! Didnt know you were gay, but thats fine w me:)We'll just change the date up, we'll people watch or shop, or see if we spot Kurt around town hiding in bushes LOLOLOLI don't care if youre gay!!!!I appreciate people who have something to contribute in this world, which you clearly have. That is what makes you beautiful, and attractive, and I want to hang out with you. & For the record Kurt, Im a thin former Hooters girl!I made my money & got my degree and a great job now. hahahaha& I would NEVER go out with someone like you, because you are ugly inside and after talking to you, I know you would show your true colors. No amount of money or stamps on a passport buys a REAL woman. Loser. Nicolette
On 1/7/2007 12:29:27 PM, Anonymous said:
Question for all the Single men out there. Would you rather spend
the night alone with thoughts of a thin girl, or actually take someone
home that might have a few extra pounds. People can diet, and can't
see anything when the lights are off.
Your responses?I have a comment- I would rather date a woman that is interesting, has hobbies, has a career ( that she likes somewhat ) but most of all is happy with her life and has friends. I know Im a catch too ladies, I'm about 6"1", healthy and I work out 3x wk and bench. But what makes me different from Kurt you say? I dont care if the woman I date weighs 90, or 150 pounds. I can always help her body build if she s interested, but finding a life partner - that is priceless. Until then I would order some magazines buddy, those are the only girls you'll be seeing. I was at a club last night and the DJ read parts of your article and people got prettttty pissed!
On 1/7/2007 12:35:39 PM, Anonymous said:
Math time!So if the Article came out the 4th, Kurt has been laid in 3 days, today is the 7th... and the next paper comes out on the 10 th, ... so thats another 4 days Kurt wont be laid, and ....let me see, with Kurt s willingness to cop out of every remark, that s THE REST OF YOUR LIFE NEVER GETTING LAID !
On 1/7/2007 12:45:36 PM, Anonymous said:
Sorry for you Kurt, But Nicolette Im in love with you!!!Your words are not those of a girl in cruel orange shorts. write back and tell me your single. I am the exact opposite personality of this prick. Danny
On 1/7/2007 12:48:52 PM, Anonymous said:
Ummmmm. Its Sunday could we all be a little nicer please?
On 1/7/2007 12:52:17 PM, Anonymous said:
Kurt, this is God, STOP RESPONDING AND MAKING AN ASS OF YOURSELF! You can find hot chicks at CHURCH......That was appropriate! Thanks God!
On 1/7/2007 12:56:02 PM, Anonymous said:
Oh My god Ive got a good one--- Its totally worth the wait...
On 1/7/2007 12:56:51 PM, Anonymous said:
Wait for it......
On 1/7/2007 12:59:07 PM, Anonymous said:
Do you ladies and Gentlemen really think Kurt goes to church.????????? I mean we all know he's catholic, so naturally he a little bitter ( and before you start writing in I am a catholic myself) But people that even remotely acknowledge God don't behave like this...
On 1/7/2007 1:05:50 PM, Anonymous said:
Ok so here s my winner! : If Kurt met the Dancers Royale Stripper that wrote in, and she gave him a ' bad lap dance' could he sue her? LOLI mean those girls are Independant Operators, and don't directly work for the club? Maybe he could sue the club if she has stretch marks. No Offense gorgeous, Im sure you'd make my mouth drop, along with my wallet,and my zipper in the mens bathroom, but if he's suing for this......Incidently I think Strippers are the most talented women on the planet.
On 1/7/2007 1:12:51 PM, Anonymous said:
Billy Manes is going to get a standing ovation when he goes to work tomorrow. LOL. I d like to be that guy. He wont have to buy a drink at any bar for a month. Gay or not, he s the man!
On 1/7/2007 1:33:39 PM, Anonymous said:
Hello Kurt,
This is God’s fat wife. I just thought it best to tell you that the big guy is pissed as hell at you. I think He’s been putting together a list of smites and plagues to bring upon you. So be careful if you look up and yell “Smite me oh mighty smiter!” Did you see Bruce Almighty? Do you remember that part where he parted the bowl of soup? ‘Member that? That was awesome!
Anyway, us girls up here in heaven have a fat girl support group. You should see Mary Magdelene! She’s packed on the pounds in the past 2000 years (plus she’s a stuckup bitch but that’s just between us). Just because she dated Jesus…Christ what an attitude! Wow, I get off topic so easily…just like a woman. Haha! I kid my hubby about that all the time and he just sighs and mutters “what was I thinking”.
Well the main reason I’m writing is that the official word up here is that you’re an asshole. I hope you can turn things around because that prick Satan is clearing a spot on the burning oil slick for you. I believe that all people can be saved, but after reading that article, I think you’re fucked. I check in with Satan every now and again to see how the other half is living (plus his wife, Leona Helmsley is really nice…fat too though) and even Saddam thinks you’re an ass. You may want to consider becoming a priest. After all, you’re not going to get laid anyway. Besides, young boys are usually skinny. Wow, did I say that! Lol! Must be the sacramental wine I had with lunch (along with a lowfat sacrificial lamb)!
I guess I’ve said enough for now. I need to get to my spinning class. Oh, I just got a call from Satan, he’s already decided on your punishment. If you end up down there, you’ll have Rosie O’Donnell’s fat ass sitting on your face for all eternity. Good luck with that!
Ta Ta!
S.M.
On 1/7/2007 1:42:59 PM, Anonymous said:
Kurt, Things aren't looking the way you thought they would... are they pal? Let's see, youve got God, his fat wife, and well everyone in town, some people in California that... well ... that don't really like you. Have you had a change of heart yet? Or maybe you should look into getting a transplant heart from a donor. Signed- A Chunky
On 1/7/2007 1:57:05 PM, Anonymous said:
Kurt is a boring date anyhow, all he does is work on his house, play with his dogs, and buy himself crap. He goes out, but not to anything stimulating or political. He's boring and he knows it. His idea of fat by the way is any girl over a size 4 or 6. He's getting more and more desperate as each year goes by and now he has this dream girl image in his head, because he went to South Florida and got hit on by cute 19 year old girls. He wont change and he'll keep this up for a few more years, then when he's 46 he finally settle ( if he can find someone not from Orlando, or some girl who doesnt speak English ) if he is lucky! But with his Self-evolved world it s highly unlikely!32 yr old woman, Size 8,( Chunky ?) Former victim/ date of the "Ass"
On 1/7/2007 2:05:25 PM, Anonymous said:
Enjoy folks!
Much love!
On 1/7/2007 2:20:26 PM, Anonymous said:
Read the My Religion section. ... "12 yrs of Catholic school drove me insane ,..........blah blah blah Ive retained the good moral background it has taught me... I DONT THINK SO !!!!I feel bad for anyone that has dated this guy.
On 1/7/2007 2:22:27 PM, Anonymous said:
Um Kurt, you have no Butt. - yet another Chunky
On 1/7/2007 2:27:41 PM, Anonymous said:
This guy made me laugh out loud, reading the comments for the past hour and half was worth it. My wife & I are laughing so loud! Thanks for the free Entertainment! I don't know Billy Manes, but I'll be reading he next articles, I don't know how he can top this, but good show old man!If Kurt met the Dancers Royale Stripper that wrote in, and she gave him a ' bad lap dance' could he sue her? LOLI mean those girls are Independant Operators, and don't directly work for the club? Maybe he could sue the club if she has stretch marks. ....Now that was funny!
On 1/7/2007 2:32:06 PM, Anonymous said:
I met Kurt on Match! We had fun when we met, and went out, I think he s sort of attractive, and he said he was attracted to me, but then he opened his mouth and started talking. I lost interest and ditched him at the bar. He was such a jerk, but its not my job to give pointers on basic acts such as courtesy. I couldnt believe it when I read this, then I saw the match thing & immediately recognized him. R.A.
On 1/7/2007 2:41:52 PM, Anonymous said:
he moved home to
Orlando this past spring, the same dating service he used in South
Florida wasn’t providing him “high-quality” women. “Big boobs, big ass,
kinda chunky,” is how he describes the single ladies of Events and Adventures of Orlando.Spath
says he was promised that he’d be mingling with sophisticated,
professional — and slim — women. Instead his potential pairings were
“predominantly and severely overweight, and of low social economic
status.”Are you packing up your Uhaul truck yet Fucker? BYE!
On 1/7/2007 2:53:38 PM, Anonymous said:
Kurt IS an asshole. He had the nerve to tell me I should try to lose weight, in a suggestive manner and I'm 5'8 and work out 4 mornings a week, and maintain a healthy lifestyle.I think he wants a Nicole Ritchie type, which is fine, but leave the rest of us alone and go find your Short Petite Waif. You're a Jerk Kurt!Female Fellow Match.com er'
On 1/7/2007 3:02:46 PM, Anonymous said:
I feel so stupid. I met this guy from Match, and now I know why he never called back. I guess I'm a fat ass. Oh well!!! I ' d rather be a fat ass then a dumb ass! Thanks Kurt, now I know it wasn't me, it was YOU!Men who have the attitude you had when this article came out will never find the right woman. I read this once: "Life is now, Love is effort, you meet someone imperfect, and love them perfectly."Thats it. Everyone has flaws, the idea is to love someone despite their crooked teeth, or 2% body fat, real tits, aging skin, or little gray hairs.Do you think youre really all that hot of a catch - are you serious?
On 1/7/2007 3:08:07 PM, Anonymous said:
Hey Kurt,
I will pitch in $100 towards your Uhaul - Who else is with me. Time for you to leave. Oh, and when is the last time an Inurance Adjuster made $150,000, so you are a Liar and a Freak. Better put your dick in mothballs, cause it won't be seeing any action for a while.
On 1/7/2007 3:12:44 PM, Anonymous said:
I'll pitch in money for the Uhaul, he made me feel like crap on our date, and I was just trying to get out on a friday night. I took my post off match after going out with him.
On 1/7/2007 3:13:44 PM, Anonymous said:
Im in for $5.00. Its all he spent on me for happy hour on our "encounter. " He can have it back.
On 1/7/2007 3:14:28 PM, Anonymous said:
Are you joking,???????? I would NOT give this ASS a dollar!
On 1/7/2007 3:16:11 PM, Anonymous said:
I'm not pitching in shit. This guy is going to make me rich!!! Beatch!!!XOXOX Dancers Royale GIRLI love you Kurt! Cum & Visit Me Hot Stuff!
On 1/7/2007 3:17:15 PM, Anonymous said:
I'll give him $100.00 for the Uhaul , Therapy, or whatever. LEAVE TOWN!
On 1/7/2007 3:18:17 PM, Anonymous said:
How could he really not move? I mean look at these responces! I am so glad Im not this guy!!!!!!! Damn Dude!
On 1/7/2007 3:19:12 PM, Anonymous said:
GET THE FUCK OUT NO ONE WANTS YOUR HAIRY BACK ! OR ASS!
On 1/7/2007 3:20:12 PM, Anonymous said:
Pack up & Leave, I'll put in $50.00, where do I send it? Daniella
On 1/7/2007 3:21:32 PM, Anonymous said:
Take your BMW and your worthless job, and your shit attitude and NEVER show your face again!Lake Mary girls rule!!!!
On 1/7/2007 3:22:18 PM, Anonymous said:
Where does he live? I'll send him a check, or cash.
On 1/7/2007 3:24:42 PM, Anonymous said:
Downtown Orlando girls don't want you either. But personally I would'nt give you a penny. JACKASSSSSSSSSSSS
On 1/7/2007 3:28:04 PM, Anonymous said:
Oh my God! Damn Bro? !!What the hell are you going to do? I guess this is a lesson, if you have been on the dating circuit as long as this guy, here's what happens when a loud-mouth Loser.
On 1/7/2007 3:31:23 PM, Anonymous said:
If I see you on Park Avenue I will grab somneone else's drink at a nearby table at 310 or PPG, or Spice, and I will throw some random stranger's drink in your face. YOU SUCK KURT!To the stranger, I will buy you another drink.
On 1/7/2007 3:32:53 PM, Anonymous said:
I'll give Kurt $10.00 to never come to Miami again. E & A doesnt want him here!
On 1/7/2007 3:42:11 PM, Anonymous said:
Time to get out your passport Asshole. I feel stamps will be added... hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahaha
On 1/7/2007 3:44:44 PM, Anonymous said:
Karma: Provided by dictionary.comkar·ma /ˈkɑrmə/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[kahr-muh] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –noun 1.Hinduism, Buddhism. action,
seen as bringing upon oneself inevitable results, good or bad, either
in this life or in a reincarnation: in Hinduism one of the means of
reaching Brahman. Compare bhakti (def. 1), jnana.
2.Theosophy. the
cosmic principle according to which each person is rewarded or punished
in one incarnation according to that person's deeds in the previous
incarnation.
3.fate; destiny.
4.the good or bad emanations felt to be generated by someone or something.
On 1/7/2007 3:50:52 PM, Anonymous said:
> Can anyone tell me how I advertise on this site? <
On 1/7/2007 3:56:18 PM, Anonymous said:
Why has he stopped writing in to comment?
On 1/7/2007 3:57:04 PM, Anonymous said:
He is packing the Uhaul truck, if he's smart.
On 1/7/2007 4:08:21 PM, Anonymous said:
I know where he lives. Who wants the address?
On 1/7/2007 4:10:23 PM, Anonymous said:
Oh My God. I do. I want to egg the Fucker's House!!!!!!!!
On 1/7/2007 4:11:07 PM, Anonymous said:
Whatever.......! He's not worth it Girls!!!!
On 1/7/2007 4:11:47 PM, Anonymous said:
Don't waste your Gas. He's probably not home.
On 1/7/2007 4:12:50 PM, Anonymous said:
Kurt cum by the Club, I'll cheer you up baby. XOXOX
On 1/7/2007 4:13:59 PM, Anonymous said:
Someone drive by & see if he's got a Uhaul! LOL!
On 1/7/2007 4:14:37 PM, Anonymous said:
LOSER!
On 1/7/2007 4:16:00 PM, Anonymous said:
You have 269 hits KURT. Thats the closest you'll be getting to 69 in Florida!hahhahAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
On 1/7/2007 4:20:37 PM, Anonymous said:
He is kind of a gun freak I would be careful, probably sitting on his roof right now
On 1/7/2007 4:25:10 PM, Anonymous said:
Yep, this guys a loser. But why are we all giving him shit? It just feeds his out of control ego. Kurt, your 15 mins of internet fame is up dude. Besides, my boyfriend told me you weren't very good in bed.
On 1/7/2007 4:27:33 PM, Anonymous said:
No wonder he's single, he opened his mouth. He's the type of guy that's good looking until he starts talking. He's also the type of guy that makes me so glad that I'm now married and I don't have to be subjected to his arrogant views. If decent, caring, charming women, skinny or fat, have to deal with the likes of him, I am very sorry.
On 1/7/2007 4:43:15 PM, Anonymous said:
Is he even posting on here? Kurt, going to defend yourself? Or are you CHICKEN???
On 1/7/2007 4:50:47 PM, Anonymous said:
Tell us his address I want to see if he is sitting on the roof and tell him to jump off
On 1/7/2007 5:07:50 PM, Anonymous said:
Yeah, tell us his address
On 1/7/2007 5:26:04 PM, Anonymous said:
Okay everyone this is Novel Writer.
I wrote in Eons ago--
on Friday.
I would have written in sooner, but I went away for the weekend. I just got home & read this & started crying.
Kurt you did hurt my feelings bc of what you did to me last New Years Eve 2006, but I got over it & went out with friends.
Kurt, this is too much. I hope youre okay.
You guys: I guess I dated Kurt, and he's a sweet guy... He DOES have a heart, and while he hurt my feelings, I just wasnt the one for him, but I didnt go home & play Airsupply songs on repeat. I moved on. You people should as well.
Now Kurt, I tried to give you some good advice, I hope you take it, and take what some of these people said with a grain of salt.
But we ARE ALL HUMAN people, and I know you have all made mistakes too--
Now what Kurt wrote isnt for me to judge, I dont especially like it myself. But you judge and be judged, okay?
Kurt call me & let me know youre ok. I am freaking out. JS has my #. -
A.
On 1/7/2007 5:32:57 PM, Anonymous said:
So Novel Writer: Kurt dumped on you on New Years? What a schmuck! You poor girl. But that's KURT for ya!!!!!!
On 1/7/2007 5:42:09 PM, Anonymous said:
Novel Writer, with all due respect dear, you seem like a nice girl, you wrote in alot - I re-read your Novel. Kudos on your own awakening.
But listen up my dear, there's no saving this asshole.
Youre just a nice born again Chrsitian girl with a big heart. You are the only one who cares about this asshole, because YOU CARE ABOUT PEOPLE. This guy walks around thinking the world owes him something. He shits on women, and he clearly shit on you, You are better than him; and you think you can help him. I am here to express to you the following: Nothing you can convey will get through to this guy. You seem sweet, but other than Kurt himself, ( incognito as his own friend ) NO ONE ELSE HAS STOOD UP FOR HIM!!! Because he a lost cause. Calm down dear, he's just fine, and probably drunk in Melbourne by now.
BTW... Are you Single? I'm 42 and divorced, but I'm not Kurt.
- T S
On 1/7/2007 5:50:11 PM, Anonymous said:
Tell him to jump. Who's with me?
On 1/7/2007 5:55:01 PM, Anonymous said:
Don't jump, no one want to clean up the hairy mess. Leave town!
On 1/7/2007 5:56:12 PM, Anonymous said:
Ok, so now I don't know whether to be more upset with Kurt or the Novel Writer. Don't you dare let him call you! He is undeserving of your love, let alone your friendship! It is this type of actions that allow men like him to think they can control us. Word of advice: Stay away from him
-Another Female Rollins grad under 30 that makes 6 figures
On 1/7/2007 5:57:30 PM, Anonymous said:
What an asshole! Is there anyone that is more hated right now? LOL
On 1/7/2007 5:59:39 PM, Anonymous said:
I was one of the people at the bar in Orlando that Friday night when Kurt took our picture. We all thought he was strange. He introduced himself, took the picture then sat at the bar by himself. Did not want to socialize with anyone. I now understand he went there with an agenda. I don't appreciate you taking our picture without permission and the fact that you are emailing them out without authorization is bothersome. I will be speaking legal councel.
On 1/7/2007 6:03:15 PM, Anonymous said:
I know, I know, I just dont want to see anyone get hurt! Physical Violence doesnt help anything! We all make mistakes. I just can't believe all these comments! I'm trying to empathize I guess. What do I know, I've been at a day- spa all weekend. LOL
Thanks Rollins girl! , Novel Writer signing off !
Youre on youre own Kurt, I'm getting boo-d' off.
On 1/7/2007 6:09:37 PM, Anonymous said:
Way to go Asshole! Novel Writer sounds HOT! Youre such an IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahaha!!!!!! I hope you get counter-sued!
On 1/7/2007 6:12:22 PM, Anonymous said:
I think this guy is done.
There's no sympathy left from anyone.
& To the person who's photograph was taken. You should seek legal restitution for your pic being taken & distributed without your permission.
On 1/7/2007 6:12:40 PM, Anonymous said:
Not hatin' on you Novel Writer...I have just been there and done that! I don't wish physical harm on Mr.Spath either. He'll get his in the end...BTW what spa did you go to? I'm a spa junkie...lol
-Rollins Girl
On 1/7/2007 6:19:22 PM, Anonymous said:
LOL- Canyon Ranch. It was so lovely.
I don't feel hated. No worries. I would hate to be Kurt right now!
Novel Writer
On 1/7/2007 6:21:01 PM, Anonymous said:
JUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On 1/7/2007 6:26:56 PM, Anonymous said:
This is so entertaining. I love how people are bouncing off of other people's comments, and keeping up the their 'Kurt Spath walls.' You bastard, look at how youve alienated these women! I'm a guy and I think I'd throw my beer in your face if I even saw you.
On 1/7/2007 6:28:31 PM, Anonymous said:
Seeking legal counsel!
On 1/7/2007 6:32:04 PM, Anonymous said:
Call Atty Alan Schwer. 407-563-2911, tell him you got referred and he'll meet with you for FREE. He does PI, and Litigation. He's a good guy & he's dwntwn. He gets people big $ too. Bye KURT!!!!
On 1/7/2007 6:33:49 PM, Anonymous said:
YOURE GOING DOWN FUCKER***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On 1/7/2007 6:36:49 PM, Anonymous said:
Wow, Rollins Girl & Novel Writer are probably going to be Naked Lesbians somewhere. Can I watch? I will NEVER disrespect either of you!!!!
On 1/7/2007 6:39:55 PM, Anonymous said:
Kurt, Just wanted to remind what a LOSER you are. LOSER, LOSER, LOSER!
On 1/7/2007 6:40:49 PM, Anonymous said:
L-O-S-E-R !
On 1/7/2007 6:46:10 PM, Anonymous said:
ARIES- HOROSCOPE FOR THE DAY: 1/7/07
Kurt is still a Dick, and No one will ever love him.
On 1/7/2007 6:56:53 PM, Anonymous said:
There is something wrong with all of you. How can you make a witch burning out of one conceited unimportant guy? What is going on in your lives that makes you obsess like this, that provokes such a mob mentality? And Billy Manes, why the hell don't you speak up like a responsible person?
On 1/7/2007 7:12:51 PM, Anonymous said:
Um Everyone, Kurt's back evidently. Thnks Kurt, but you are the witch, and we will burn you. 300 Comments. Billy Manes doesnt need to write in.
On 1/7/2007 7:15:38 PM, Anonymous said:
Kurt, I want Rollins Girl's & Novel Writer's phone numbers. They are HOT Rich Winter Park girls. You are such an Idiot !!! & You buried yourself!
On 1/7/2007 7:19:03 PM, Anonymous said:
There are words for people like you: Sheep. Hitler's youth. Don't you have anything better to do than destroy someone who is so obviously damaged? And Billy Manes is culpable. He should have spoken up 250 comments ago.
On 1/7/2007 7:19:28 PM, Anonymous said:
Cmon' Kurt, theyre not going back to you, at least let some guy enjoy.....
On 1/7/2007 7:21:15 PM, Anonymous said:
For those NOT of Kurt's education level:
Dictionary.com
–adjective
deserving blame or censure; blameworthy.
[Origin: 1275–1325; ME < L culpâbilis, equiv. to culpâ(re) to hold liable (deriv. of culpa blame) + -bilis -ble; r. ME coupable < MF < L as above] —Related forms
cul·pa·bil·i·ty, cul·pa·ble·ness, noun
cul·pa·bly, adverb
—Synonyms reprehensible.
On 1/7/2007 7:36:37 PM, Anonymous said:
I just drove by his house and took his dog. I'm not giving it back until you come give me a kiss!- BIG BERTHA
On 1/7/2007 7:41:58 PM, Anonymous said:
Did you really> How do you know if he's there?
On 1/7/2007 7:43:10 PM, Anonymous said:
LOL watch out the dog Mames little Kids!
On 1/7/2007 7:49:45 PM, Anonymous said:
Rottweilers are cool. Leave the dog out of it.
On 1/7/2007 8:00:04 PM, Anonymous said:
He's on the roof I think he's wearing a rambo costume
On 1/7/2007 8:01:13 PM, Anonymous said:
"They drew first blood, Sir. They drew first Blood"
On 1/7/2007 8:06:43 PM, Anonymous said:
Kurt in 5 years http://www.bc.edu/bc_org/svp/st_org/swing/Shaun,%20the%20old%20man.JPG
On 1/7/2007 8:09:12 PM, Anonymous said:
That guy is way cuter than Kurt.
On 1/7/2007 8:19:28 PM, Anonymous said:
Can any of Kurt's alleged "friends" tell us the longest relationship Kurt has ever had?
Longer than a few hours?
On 1/7/2007 8:20:25 PM, Anonymous said:
Actually that looks like billy manes! for the girl up there that wanted to date him need to convert him first though
On 1/7/2007 8:20:57 PM, Anonymous said:
Better?
http://www.q14.net/etc/avatars/crazy_old_man.jpg
On 1/7/2007 8:23:19 PM, Anonymous said:
I think I knew him for the length of dinner I sucked off of him
On 1/7/2007 8:26:37 PM, Anonymous said:
Yeah I got fed too. Actually twice, That was about it. I never called him again.
On 1/7/2007 8:37:23 PM, Anonymous said:
You bitches are amazing shitting on him! how many guys in orlando will take you to the drive-thru and have you hang out with his friends on the couch
On 1/7/2007 8:41:02 PM, Anonymous said:
Um asshole, did you read the article, it s not like it was on purpose. Kurt is mean, when you go out to dinner with him you'll see. Drinks or whatever, he just like...... doesnt care about anyone. He doesnt want a girlfriend, he just wants to get laid. Its actually kinda, no completely sad. I wouldnt have gone out with him if I wasnt looking myself. ... I was looking for someone to connect with and, well, he made it very clear he wasnt interested in connecting with anything other than my ass. So Sue me for leaving!
On 1/7/2007 8:43:35 PM, Anonymous said:
He's never had a girlfriend probably, thats why the article was done. He has been single forever & he's so bitter, this is how he's unleashing his hostility.
On 1/7/2007 8:44:14 PM, Anonymous said:
OMG! alert the media! a guy that wants to get laid without commitment
On 1/7/2007 8:47:49 PM, Anonymous said:
Hi Kurt. Um.. Youre an Asshole.
On 1/7/2007 8:49:51 PM, Anonymous said:
So how long have you had a girl? 2 months, 8?
Nothing wrong with wanting to get laid, except when someone wants something more.
Besides, youre too self absorbed to see that there s more to a relationship than fucking.
I dont want you anyway - so glad youre outta my life, im just here to help the bitches that have yet to know you.
Youre an Ass
On 1/7/2007 8:58:35 PM, Anonymous said:
Personally I don't think there is a problem with wanting to get laid, especially if both of you go into it with that understanding, this guy is just a complete Jackass, thats all.
On 1/7/2007 9:20:21 PM, Anonymous said:
yes he is a confirmed jackass. :
Why not just go out to the bars and pick up girls like everybody else?
“Because I pay not to have to,” he answers with a grin. “I like them to corral them so I can pick. Y’know, gather ’em up and go hunting!"
On 1/7/2007 9:22:48 PM, Anonymous said:
A good friend is with you through thick & thin? Do you have any of those Kurt?
On 1/7/2007 9:30:46 PM, Anonymous said:
I hate to admit it but I was also one of Kurt's victims. Fortunately for me after one date I realized what a total ass he is and never returned his calls nor his text messages. He then proceeded in sending me an e-mail telling me all the issues I had. Now who is the loser? The best thing to do is ignore him he does not deserve any more attention.
On 1/7/2007 9:33:18 PM, Anonymous said:
I think he does! they are on his roof with him, oh wait Saddam was hung last week
On 1/7/2007 9:49:14 PM, Anonymous said:
Shit! asshole or not this guy gets out a lot! how many girls
are there? Dating is a numbers game so maybe he is laughing all the way
On 1/7/2007 10:42:46 PM, Anonymous said:
Unfortunately this prick must have lucked out on his job I
have a friend that does CAT adjusting (catastrophe) and he makes 50k a month during
a storm the rest of the year he just sits around. The jobs are hard to get you
have to know someone in the industry
On 1/8/2007 3:39:24 AM, Anonymous said:
Kurt's real name is Willy...........check Veromi
On 1/8/2007 8:22:45 AM, Anonymous said:
What can i say that has not been said already!
GOOD LUCK JACKASS!
On 1/8/2007 10:23:30 AM, Anonymous said:
Maybe this question was already answered in a previous post, but where can I file suit against Mr. Spath for his false claims of being a gentleman and good-looking?
On 1/8/2007 11:25:21 AM, Anonymous said:
The best thing to do is ignore him he does not deserve any more attention.
On 1/8/2007 11:43:35 AM, Anonymous said:
Can I sue Kurt for being a bad lay? Tee Hee!Watch out Kurt!!!!Any Lawyers kindly advise,
On 1/8/2007 12:01:41 PM, Anonymous said:
I would think you could, especially if he sold himself as being good. You committed to an act, due to statements made, if he was not good, it is a breach of contract, you could sue for failure to perform.
On 1/8/2007 12:12:01 PM, Anonymous said:
Kurt, sorry to have to tell you this man but us E&A members were out partying into the wee hours of the morning Friday nite. Your problem was only that no one liked you enough (creepy & weird were the words everyone used) to want you to hang out with all of us!
On 1/8/2007 12:16:50 PM, Anonymous said:
Kurt, you idoit
"but the sales people tell older people there will be older people in the group, they tell shy people there will be shy people in the group, they tell active people there will be active people in the group, they tell blue collar people there will be blue collar people in the group."
None of that is a lie!! It's a very, very large group with all types of people. That's what makes it so great, for those of us who aren't assholes, cause no matter what kind of person you are, you can meet people who you can make friends with and have a good time
On 1/8/2007 12:17:09 PM, Anonymous said:
I would think you could, especially if he sold himself as being good.
You committed to an act, due to statements made, if he was not good, it
is a breach of contract, you could sue for failure to perform.Thank you whoever wrote this? But i didnt make Kurt sign a contract, we were both just a little buzzed, and talked dirty... ( I am ashamed naturally, bc I made a mistake ) But he did say he d be a great lay.. Are oral agreements binding ?? No pun intended.LOLOLOLOL
On 1/8/2007 12:19:55 PM, Anonymous said:
Kurts middle name is Willy because he has such a small Willy his parents tried to make him feel better.
On 1/8/2007 12:36:42 PM, Anonymous said:
I too, know Kurt. I met him while doing business with his company. I found him arrogant and quite rude. I think we have already established that. I have been thinking about this all weekend and I think Kurt should no longer be ridiculed, stick with me on this. In my opinion, he is someone to be pitied. Someone that can actually decide wheather or not to enter into a relationship with someone, based on a few extra pounds, size of their breasts (or lack there of) extent of their education etc...must be missing something. Think about it, he will never know unconditional love, he will never know the contentment that comes with finding your soul mate. He will more than likely end up with a "plastic" girl that will stay with him until someone more attractive or with more money comes along. We should all feel sorry for him, and for all the nice women he has and will hurt in his quest for the perfect woman.
On 1/8/2007 12:49:35 PM, Anonymous said:
Kurt,
Think long and hard about how you would feel if you had a daughter and some man was judging her the way you judge women, how would it feel to know that some man had said to your daughther "have you thought about losing some weight?", what if someone said that to your daughter, mother, sister, niece or friend.
Your parents must be so proud to know they raised a "man" like you!
On 1/8/2007 12:50:19 PM, Anonymous said:
I agree with you. I don't anyone will ever make Kurt happy. The worst part is someone I know talked to him, and he still thinks this is about the company. E & A. He doesnt get it; that he'll never know happiness until he changes his heart and mentally is more receptive. He's getting off on how many women wrote in, actually. He thinks so many women wrote in about me, he doesnt see they are hurt and or angry, and this is their soapbox. Among the other people that are disgusted that a human being could openly act this way. The Article exposed him exactly the way he is, his friends know this too. He's a good guy; but way too full of himself.
On 1/8/2007 1:24:23 PM, Anonymous said:
I don't understand why, as I said, I have met him and I don't like to be rude but, I didn't find him all that attractive, maybe it was his attitude.
On 1/8/2007 2:08:23 PM, Anonymous said:
Novel Writer,
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OW Calendar Editor
On 1/8/2007 3:28:34 PM, Anonymous said:
Kurt Spath, Everyone keeps standing up for Novel Writer, when are you going to give us her phone number? and why did you shit on her? She sounds like a nice girl, but then she'll NEVER take you back! Youre such a Loser! Even the Orlando Sentinel is writing to her now. God you must feel SO STUPID! If not, im here to tell you: YOU ARE SO STUPID!
On 1/8/2007 3:33:51 PM, Anonymous said:
What a disgusting piece of work this creature is."I like them to corral them so I can pick. Y’know, gather ’em up and go hunting!"And from his match.com profile, he lists his "turn-offs" including: "Boldness / assertiveness" and "brainiacs."It's no wonder this beast is single. I suppose he fears smart, assertive women because they'd so easily see through his facade and uncover the arrogant, self-absorbed puerile slimeball underneath.Just another example of a male who sees women as a mere commodity--just some thing to be bought and caught. I'm no spell-woman-with-a-Y feminist fanatic, but seeing this behavior is simply appalling to me.It all makes me very happy to know that I have an intelligent, compassionate man in my life who cares about me despite any physical imperfections (and vice versa!). Good men are so hard to find in a sea of rotten fish like Kurt Spath.
On 1/8/2007 5:40:38 PM, Anonymous said:
Please God, all of you. Here is the real lesson from this whole thing. Looking for a quick way to say "you are"? Well, you could use a contraction and it goes something like this: "you're" (note the little raised eyebrow, that's an apostrophe, meant to stand in for the missing letter "a" (and the missing space). As in "you're going to make me insane with the way you incorrectly use the English language." "Your" on the other hand is second person possessive, as in this classic graffiti exchange from a men's room wall:
"Your gay!"
"My gay? I don't have a gay."
Other than that, things are pretty entertaining.
Dave
Next week: Advanced Topics in Regional Apostrophe Usage-Y'all
On 1/8/2007 5:57:00 PM, Anonymous said:
Typo alert-the third sentence of the last post oughta be-Looking for a quick way to say "you are?" No mercy. None.
On 1/8/2007 6:05:49 PM, Jessica Bryce Young said:
Actually, only periods or commas go inside the quotes; all other punctuation (including question marks!) goes outside, unless it's part of the quoted material."No mercy"? Live by the sword, die by the sword, friend.– Copy Editrix
On 1/8/2007 6:45:53 PM, Anonymous said:
O.K. Back to the Dipshit at hand
On 1/8/2007 6:51:49 PM, Anonymous said:
People this isn't ( is not ... did I get that right English Professor via Orlando Weekly write-in ? ) English class. The writer that is currently tutoring us to distract us from material subject matter... Get a life. As my 3 rd grade teacher, Mrs. Mc Gilvrey; I would welcome her lessons and severe discipline with a ruler, ( before I came out of the closet, which I can not decide if her ruler put me in there, or not... hmmmm ) would say, " You reap what you sew, children. " Let's stick to the lesson, leave grammar out of it. These individuals have read the article and their level of emotions are heightened, I highly doubt that grammar, punctuation, and clear thinking is first and foremost, but rather, common decency, and justice. However, so nice of you to acknowledge the betterment of Central Florida civilians.
On 1/8/2007 6:56:24 PM, Anonymous said:
YEAH!!!!!!! KURT IS AN ASSHOLE!
DID I SPELL THAT RIGHT?
On 1/8/2007 7:01:58 PM, Anonymous said:
>>As my 3 rd grade teacher, Mrs. Mc Gilvrey ... would say, "You reap what you sew, children."<<Whether that was intentional or not, you're hilarious. I'm picturing you "sewing" a field of wheat right now -- what kind of needle do you use for that? And if you really think knowing how to spell and use punctuation correctly equals not having a life, you're destined to live life in Kurt's least favorite (blue-collar) socio-economic bracket.But the commenter before you is 100% right. Back to the dipshit at hand!!!
On 1/8/2007 7:32:21 PM, Anonymous said:
I probably am blue-collar dearest, and I'm no philosopher, nor an authoritatively positioned ( although I wish I were right now, wink ) but I just think the diverting from this Queer individual is not the best reprimand. ( though Im a Queer, myself ) Kurt knows he's a bad boy, and if he doesn't, well, it's his life to lead. I think ultimately there are people on here that ( from all walks of life ) wish that he would have a change of heart- and be more receptive; that having a fulfilling life is one that is filled with an open heart and mind. I don't anticipate he would open up his mind to my ( chosen ) gay lifestyle, but how is he to find a soul mate with his mind so almost completely closed down? Kurt, open your heart and mind and fall in love, it may hurt, but in the end : Tis better to have loved............. well you know. Anyhow, I got a "C" in English tutorials some years ago...
On 1/8/2007 7:39:11 PM, Anonymous said:
Kurt's a Loser, who's with me, Gay Straight, Female, Male, whatever... Stop having your Bullshit battles, you're forgetting why we are writing in... KURT SUX DONKEY COCK! Cause he s never getting laid again!I apologize to the Animal Rights activists for saying Donkey Cock. So When does Kurt go to court anyhow? Can all of us show up????? Does anyone know?
On 1/8/2007 9:57:23 PM, Anonymous said:
WOW. I do hope Kurt reads at least some of the remarks above and takes them to heart. We are all getting our digs in, but maybe, just maybe, Kurts eyes (and mind) will open and he'll try to better himself.
Come on Kurt. Step up man. I really don't care if you're straight, gay, bi or what. Be a better person.
On 1/8/2007 10:06:13 PM, Anonymous said:
I think Match.com should remove his profile to save the other women who are destined to be "matched" by him. Is there anyone that can send this to Match.com? Other women should have an educated choice. Thanks Kurt, my wife really appreciates me after reading these, she may not be a size 4, but I love her inside and out.
On 1/8/2007 10:54:17 PM, Anonymous said:
A guy at work (I'm a guy too) gave me a copy of this article
today and I laughed my ass off so hard I couldn’t work for the rest of the day,
in fact I thought it was so funny I wanted to go online to see if there was any
feed back. Holy shit! Are you people out of your minds? This is satire people! let
me give you the 15 types of people writing all of the negative stuff here
1 Lesbian
2 Fat Lesbians
3 Fat hetro-women
4 Ball-less married men
5 Single men with their fat girlfriends standing behind them
6 Femi-Nazis
7 Metro sexuals
8 Girls that Kurt nailed but did not get fed
9 "Sensitive" Guys
10 Unemployed11 Guys in the group that paid more than Kurt12 Girls in the group that weigh more than Kurt13 Kurt Spath, Laughing his ass off14 Employees and owners trying to salvage their company15 Billy Manes , while working on his promotion requestI would expect nothing less from the regular readers of this liberal piece of
ass cleaning material.
I hate to copy a popular commercial but
MAN UP!!!!!!You Pussys
On 1/8/2007 10:59:16 PM, Anonymous said:
Wow, so where are you in the glass house Loser? Wait, Oh do let me guess... In the house of Kurt? The houses of the holy? Holier then thou!Lookout people we are in the presence of a Neon God.
On 1/8/2007 11:09:47 PM, Anonymous said:
Anyone that would make up that list is either Kurt's gay lover, or another womanizer. You people pick.
On 1/9/2007 7:00:35 AM, Anonymous said:
I put my money on Kurt is the list maker. Look how he glorifies Kurt, puts down these businesses, and how many times he mentions the word FAT. Give me a break. Kurt that was the saddest (Did I spell that right Mr. Webster?) to lash back at all your hate mail. Come on Kurt, level with yourself here... You hate women.WP Observer
On 1/9/2007 7:02:32 AM, Anonymous said:
saddest... attempt, sorry :)
On 1/9/2007 7:09:11 AM, Anonymous said:
It's time to change your thinking Kurt before you bury yourself completely. If this article hasn't done so already!
On 1/9/2007 7:23:02 AM, Anonymous said:
Satire? He wasn't saying this as sarcasm, he was saying this as sober as a judge. Look at his match.com page, he truly thinks this way! Do you think, list maker, that Kurt lives satirically? Doubtful. He's just a shell. Kurt's become a walking resume, a living checklist of qualities he thinks women look for in men. And so he can't understand why women aren't on their knees proposing to him! (Of course that would be "assertive" therefore he'd be inclined to say "NO!")He's the personification of an online dating profile. Constantly trying to add depth and interest to his list of qualities, but never adding substance to his life or character. I in part blame the singles online dating culture. Look what it has created! Yikes. Kurt might be the worst example on earth but there's probably a lot more like him out there. Scary. Fathers, be on your toes! Educate your daughters!
On 1/9/2007 10:01:14 AM, Anonymous said:
Wow! it is already Tuesday. Kurt are you now having to corral, gather ’em up and go hunting all by yourself?
On 1/9/2007 10:25:12 AM, Anonymous said:
I'm not on the above list but I'm writting in anyway.
Moral of the week: Don't be a Spath-hole.
On 1/9/2007 1:56:28 PM, Anonymous said:
Well...damn....you guys already took all the good stuff...but I will say this, being a newly single fat chick...cause I was married..go figure, someone wanted to marry a fat chick.....and no, he didn't leave me, I left him....I think I'm gonna have to start cruising the more elite clubs/bars in the hopes of finding you just so I can sit on your stupid ass......you might think being fat is a bad thing, but it comes in handy with assholes like you....
On 1/9/2007 2:06:20 PM, Anonymous said:
FAT CHICK ALERT!!!
On 1/9/2007 4:20:02 PM, Anonymous said:
And from his match.com profile, he lists his "turn-offs" including: "Boldness / assertiveness" and "brainiacs."
Well then I would be his biggest nightmare. Unfortunately for him I'm also a size 4 and earn a 6 figure income....but it's nice to see that his priorities are in order. Douchebag!
On 1/9/2007 4:20:14 PM, Anonymous said:
And from his match.com profile, he lists his "turn-offs" including: "Boldness / assertiveness" and "brainiacs."
Well then I would be his biggest nightmare. Unfortunately for him I'm also a size 4 and earn a 6 figure income....but it's nice to see that his priorities are in order. Douchebag!
On 1/9/2007 5:36:02 PM, Anonymous said:
Hi Kurt,
Dam Did You sleep with this guys wife or is he just being paid by the guy you’re suing?
Either way the freaks are sure riled up now you got the gambit commenting. Their is fat chicks and bull lesbians and well bleeding heart asshole who have more than likely said a lot worse than you did in this article witch I am sure that a lot of it is taken out of context. But you know people they love to judge but knot be judged I admit it I got real lucky and found my honey L. but if I hadn’t I wouldn’t want to date fat chicks either and lord knows Orlando is full of them and even more gold diggers as well. But I am sure that the people writing on hear aren’t like that. They would love to date people they aren’t attracted to. Witch face it is all you said, what you are attracted to not what they are like like. As for you loud mouth people who spout off on hear remember don’t judge less you be judged.
Butch
Ps: If you’re going to say it have the guts to put your name on it. Other wise shut the hell up.
On 1/9/2007 5:41:44 PM, Anonymous said:
Wow. . Such spelling errors above! Good lord- my eyes!~
LOL
On 1/9/2007 5:43:17 PM, Anonymous said:
Great Spelling there Butch, you ever finish high school?.
Dale - Now what... I guess you want a last name too
On 1/9/2007 5:44:07 PM, Anonymous said:
Until you know how to write the English Language properly, how about you stay in the Closet...
On 1/9/2007 6:04:01 PM, Anonymous said:
Bet the hunting season drys up for this guy.
On 1/9/2007 6:04:32 PM, Anonymous said:
As for you loud mouth people who spout off on hear remember don’t judge less you be judged.
Shouldn't that be - As for you loud mouth people, who spout off on here, remember don’t judge, lest you be judged.
Just wondering....
On 1/9/2007 6:22:18 PM, Anonymous said:
Havent you people anything better to do? This is about KURT; and what a dipshit he is.
Kurt, I guess tomorrow is your time out, have you learned anything?
I hope for your sake you have. Living on this earth is short, and at that, unguaranteed.
No one ( that I have ever met, nor heard of ) wishes for more money on their death bed, tells their wife at 80 she's too fat, or gets satisfaction from a "know it all" egocentric attitude in the end.
I hope you meet a beautiful girl, fall in love, and read her this article, and tell her you were a different person when you did this. Any woman that reads this afterwards- it will break her heart. My advice to you, is try to be REAL. Try to live- and understand we all have flaws, you do as well.
When youre more mature in life you will want to have no regrets. And you will have wanted to love, at least once.
Godspeed.
J. H. NYC, NY.
On 1/9/2007 8:50:43 PM, Anonymous said:
FAT CHICKS AND MOPEDS ARE A LOT OF FUN TILL YOUR FRIENDS CATCH YOU WITH THEM !
On 1/9/2007 9:17:41 PM, Anonymous said:
Knock knock.....
Who's there?
Kurt.
Kurt who?
Exactly.
On 1/9/2007 9:25:30 PM, Anonymous said:
HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
On 1/9/2007 9:30:36 PM, Anonymous said:
I swear to God, I wish I could meet these people. You are all fucking Hilarious. I have been reading this, and I know if I met half of you, we'd all give the cold shoulder and play mind games, or judge each other. I wish Billy Manes could find a way to group us all together- we don't even really need Kurt- but somehow his animosity has brought us all together...You all made my week, and I'm in the middle of a divorce. Not cause' she's fat Kurt........,she is actually thin and striking. But she's a fucking bitch! Thanks all!
On 1/9/2007 9:38:45 PM, Anonymous said:
Kurt Spath: The only item you can 'lay in concrete' on your Match.com profile is directly to the right of : My place: Live AloneEverything is else is subject to change.
On 1/9/2007 9:51:42 PM, Anonymous said:
No Girl will go out with you because every girl will hate her. Actually, they'll have no respect for her.& they will tell her about this site/article, you know that right, Loser?
On 1/9/2007 10:12:28 PM, Anonymous said:
Keep in mind, no matter how beautiful, stunning and Amazing a woman is, there is some man out there who is tired of putting up with her Shit.
On 1/10/2007 7:22:04 AM, Anonymous said:
Fat Chicks Rule !!!!!!!
Oooo Wait No we don’t.
But its ok we can hang out with a hot gold-digger and pick out the leftovers.
On 1/10/2007 7:32:10 AM, Anonymous said:
I find this funny.
All the woman talking about Kurt because he isn’t attracted to “ Fat Chicks” .
I wonder what they look for in a man.
I remember Money that’s more important. And makes them such better people.
B
On 1/10/2007 8:02:41 AM, Anonymous said:
You call Kurt A Womanizer. If that was true he would like Fat chicks.
"A womanizer, player, or philanderer is a man who engages in love affairs with women he cannot or will not marry. The love affairs are typically sexually motivated, with little emotional attachment"
On 1/10/2007 9:02:39 AM, Anonymous said:
I don't think Kurt can even be called a womanizer especially with his little weapon. And yes I should know.
On 1/10/2007 9:16:22 AM, Anonymous said:
Yes women beware. Here is the way Kurt operates: takes you out for drink/s tries to get you drunk. If that does not work on the first date the next date he invites you to his house so he can cook for you and of course more drinks. According to him it works everytime, but I know with me it did not work and we polished off two bottles of wine. PLEASE NOTE: even if you don't drink ladies spending any amount of time with Kurthole will make you want to drink!
On 1/10/2007 9:58:55 AM, Anonymous said:
Oh my God, Ladies-- She has Kurt figured out! That is exactly what HE DOES!
LOL. I do not feel so bad, as we all try our BEST MOVES, to get laid, you can't blame Kurt for trying to get some. I fell for the act, but then I just wanted to get laid too. The way I SEE IT, I used him, and never called HIM back.
LOL!
S.
On 1/10/2007 11:39:44 AM, Anonymous said:
Good morning all,
I was perusing the myriad of blog responses that Billy's article regarding Kurt Spath in the Orlando Weekly generated.
When I picked up my copy of the Orlando Weekly this past Sunday, I about lost it when I opened it up to see a picture of Kurt! I had a date with him 7 years ago. I told all my friends about him and what an ass he was....and he it was in black and white....proof that I am not the only bad date caused by Kurt here in Orlando!
After he had a few drinks, he "opened up" like a book. Told me he didn't know why he is single. Then he went into this twisted story of how he dated three women who lived together....here are the Cliff Notes: he was dating one for a few weeks, then she went out of town for a week. So he took this opportunity to "date"/sleep with one of her room mates...then a few days later when that didn't work out, he slept with the other room mate. *Not one of the three knew what he did with the others. The first girl came back in town, and all three of the roommates got together to chat, and they put two and two and two together....!
He sincerely couldn't figure out why all three of these women hated him so much! AND...it gets better....he really didn't know WHY it didn't work out with any of them. He is that deluded.
I went to Rollins with his younger brother, who is a great guy, married, with kids. So I thought his older brother would be similar in ethics, morals, and inherent qualities. Kurt is night to his brother's day. Polar opposite.
Also, his mother was a wonderful woman who owned a quaint French restaurant on Park Ave when I was at Rollins. A lovely lady and great cook. So for those bloggers questioning his upbringing....Kurt is a product of Kurt. He only has himself to blame.
There is so much more I could say, but it has already been said at least 250 times in the past few days.
I will follow suit to the plethora of responses already written: I am attractive, athletic/lean, educated, professional, successful, and a homeowner in Interlachen Chain of Lakes (College Park)...I was the one who walked out on our date after hearing that horrible story. No woman with any self esteem or a modicum of thought could put up with another word out of Kurt's mouth.
As for an "Anti Kurt Party"....let's all get together at the Socca Lounge in Winter Park this Friday. What do you say?
Jennifer
On 1/10/2007 12:25:57 PM, Anonymous said:
A friend of mine brought this article into the office today....and I was shocked to read that not one person commented on the statistical data results compiled annually in Central Florida.
As per tax, statistical and empirical data filed each year:
"Orlando has TEN women for every ONE man" as filed by the US government reports.
Orlando is the Second Highest "Gay Per Capita City in the USA"...preempted by San Francisco, and leading Atlanta, Miami and New York.
So why does a 6'2", 200 lb, 36 year old "I am employed" man have to use dating services (plural) in order to get a date?
I believe the comments by all of the bloggers speak volumes about who Kurt really is. And why he is single. I don't foresee him brushing this one under the carpet as he tried to with his "dead dog buried at sea".
On 1/10/2007 1:24:11 PM, Anonymous said:
if he was as good as he thinks he wouldnt need all his dating agency's in the 1st place
On 1/10/2007 1:27:13 PM, Anonymous said:
Way to go Kurt! I can relate to him and AGREE with him. I've been dating Orlando Cows for 3 years. Here's the breakdown concerning Orlando White "American" women; 50% fat/overwieght, 80% Delusional Self-Image, 90% are Angry and Bitter, 90% Self-Centered, (it's ALL about ME!!!), 80% Gold Diggars, 90% Live in a Fantasy World, 70% Lazy Pigs.
Get a FOREIGN Born or Raised Girl, White American Chicks Are the most Disgusting Species Known to the World. The rest of the World already knows that, American Men Wake-UP! and get a Foreign Woman!!! You will never go back to a American white chick TRASH Whore !
On 1/10/2007 1:29:02 PM, Anonymous said:
Spath Hole is on the Radio- Real Radio 104.1
On 1/10/2007 1:43:45 PM, Anonymous said:
I am a member of Match.com. and I can tell you that the majority of women DO list appearance as extremely important. Online dating is a very superficial thing. The majority of men AND women have made up their mind on a potential meeting with someone within 5 seconds of looking at their pictures. Granted, they may look at the information within the profile if they like it, if they don't get past the pictures the profile means nothing.
I'm not defending this guy. Obviously he is an asshole, but everyone has preferences when choosing a potential partner. I've met people on Match who liked me, and I've met people who weren't attracted to me. That's just how it is. As long as everyone is honest...I don't see a problem.
On 1/10/2007 1:49:26 PM, Anonymous said:
Uncle Fester...is that you?
What is up with these angry men (aka Kurt) siding with Kurt? Lord knows the "man" who wrote the above blog regarding getting a foreign woman, must be short, fat, bald and ugly. Oh...and he can't spell either. It must be Kurt. He is tall, hairy, and has a small dick. Same difference.
On 1/10/2007 5:09:48 PM, Anonymous said:
I agree, this Kurt guy is a complete idiot. His lawsuit is such a complete waste of time. Does he not realize that putting himself out there in this manner will only make women want him less? I know many over weight, unattractive people who have a better chance of finding love than he ever will. At his age, a good loving heart is more important than a good body.
As for Events and Adventures, don't give them any of your money. You pay $1000 a year for a social calendar, that's it! You are responsible for cover charges, drinks, admission fees, etc... Unless you are new to the area and don't know a single soul, don't waste your money!!!
On 1/10/2007 10:34:52 PM, Anonymous said:
I think this guy has just solidified his fate to another 10-20 years of dating his right hand and a box of tissues. Next time take out a full page ad in the paper stating that you're a chronically undateable a-hole and spare people the trouble. Yikes.
On 1/10/2007 10:58:24 PM, Anonymous said:
Interlachen girl- Lets all met @ Socca for the Anti Kurt party. Will that be private and by invitation? I dated Kurt, and once again "fit" his requests. He was such an amazing asshole, unfortunately, for me, we went to a very loud bar. We talked briefly and exchanged glances and smiles. We both had history in Winter park- and I knew his mother and father as well. As far as his brother and his lovely wife, I think ... well... you can't pick youre family! Sorry you got stuck with KURT! Shelter your two kids, as we are all a product of what we surround ourselves with to some extent. ) Our dating occured a few times, and each time I enjoyed his company, then we had a date where we actually spoke to each other extensively, and then I realized ( it was too late ) I could nt believe I slept with such an asshole. Kurt, I didnt think you were the most attractive guy, but I loved your family and the 'idea' of you. I was so glad you opened your mouth and showed quickly what a mistake I made- so I didnt waste months or years of my life. Im all about the party--- In reading the previous blogs YOU MUST invite Rollins girl and Novel Writer -- they too had encounters. Rollins girl is a victim too, and sounds very concise. Novel girl- another victim- sounds like a sweetie, but maybe too kind for her own good. I think together, if anything we could all learn quite abit about other dating catastrophe's to avoid. Please write back if interested, Signed, Multiple Date Offender girl
On 1/10/2007 11:06:48 PM, Anonymous said:
Im in. What time on Friday. I am Blonde Size 7 girl ( evidently a fat ass, though everyone says otherwise ) . I dated the Fucker. I havent much to say, on the blog as I already wrote in. Kurt s idea of dating is a disaster. Maybe we could summon the Gods or his parents in heaven to help him. He needs it. I know im not suppossed to say that, but he such a train wreck. I mean- look at all these intelligent women!LOL! Socca Fri- what time Interlachen girl?
On 1/10/2007 11:31:13 PM, Anonymous said:
Lets make it official, someone name a place (give the address) date and time. Hey Kurt, see what you started?
On 1/10/2007 11:48:49 PM, Anonymous said:
Yes someone please name time & place I just moved to Winter Park from North Carolina, and I need an address to Mapquest it. I dated Kurt when I was in town last year. North Carolina girl
On 1/11/2007 12:39:37 AM, Anonymous said:
BLue Martini Friday Night? 7PM. How does that sound? Anti-Kurt Party!!!!!!
On 1/11/2007 12:51:36 AM, Anonymous said:
CAN ANYONE GET US VIP>?>??
On 1/11/2007 1:55:53 AM, Anonymous said:
Blue Martini is too far south and too much of a $$$$ meat market... what happened to Socca in Winter Park?? Yes, I know Kurt... no I didn't date him (I'm a guy), but I've met a few of his 'ex' dates and would be interested in meeting more!!
On 1/11/2007 9:18:16 AM, Anonymous said:
Too funny! we might start a new social group, the exact thing kurt is suing for except he is not invited! So are we all aggreed on Socca?
On 1/11/2007 9:31:54 AM, Anonymous said:
I also dated him. Apparently, Im still his type as he continued to call me but he finally got the message as I never called him back - Size 2
On 1/11/2007 10:54:34 AM, Anonymous said:
Hello, this is Jennifer aka "Interlachen girl."
Let's meet at Socca Lounge tomorrow night, Friday January 12th, from 6pm - ?
I think it would be appropriate to wear black, as we all know Kurt's dating life is now dead here in Central Florida. This should be funny....a whole room filled with "fat" aka size 6-10 women...who are all too smart, too attractive, and too successful to put up with Kurt for more than one to two dates.
Here is the information regarding Socca, hope to meet you all in person tomorrow!!!:
Socca Ultra Lounge, offers an escape after a long day at work, special occasion, or with friends. From the moment you arrive, embrace the feeling and style from a culture, many miles away. Socca Ultra lounge offers the look and atmosphere of a South Beach, Miami, lounge, and the cultural influences of Morocco. Socca Ultra Lounge offers you and your guests a cozy place to entertain for two or groups up to 100 or more. We offer our guests the option to reserve the lounge for an invitation only private party, semi-private party, or join other guests for a relaxing and fun filled evening. Socca Ultra lounge offers the finest in wines, liquor and beer. Also try our Socca Menu for delicious appetizers or order off our Zabella Ristorante dinner menu.
Socca Happy Hour! - Tue-Fri 5:00pm-7:00pm$3.00 - Domestic & Imported, bottled beer$5.00 - Featured, white or red wine$5.00 - Iceburg Vodka or Beefeater Gin Martini's$7.00 - Chef's Speciality Pizza
Socca Ultra Lounge hoursMon-Wed 5:00pm-12:00amThur-Sat 5:00pm-2:00amClosed Sunday
Location1234 N. Orange Ave, Winter Park, FL 32789
On 1/11/2007 11:46:37 AM, Anonymous said:
Too funny! I keep picturing that scene in from Pirates of the Caribbean where all these girls come up and slap captain Jack
On 1/11/2007 11:59:58 AM, Anonymous said:
Yeah, except Capt Jack is HOT, and Kurt is NOT.
On 1/11/2007 12:07:02 PM, Anonymous said:
Hmmm- Ya'll don't have anything better to do other than meet up and talk about Kurt?
On 1/11/2007 1:03:40 PM, Anonymous said:
That last comment was left about Kurt. If we discuss Kurt, dues that mean he is Discussting? (yes I know the spelling is off...
On 1/11/2007 1:03:45 PM, Anonymous said:
That last comment was left about Kurt. If we discuss Kurt, dues that mean he is Discussting? (yes I know the spelling is off...
On 1/11/2007 4:16:33 PM, Anonymous said:
Kurt sounds like a non-successful Tucker Max. Weird.
On 1/12/2007 10:51:05 AM, Anonymous said:
Okay Ladies& Tonite @ Socca!
See info above.
On 1/12/2007 11:52:24 AM, Anonymous said:
Whenever anyone questions your POV, you accuse him of being Kurt. Does that mean you assume that any right-thinking person would empathize with your weird obssesion? Because you're wrong.
The fact that you're all getting together to go drinking in Kurt's name may mean he's wrong about the fat chick label. But turning Kurt into a social occasion gives you a new one: Desperation.
On 1/12/2007 12:32:17 PM, Anonymous said:
Good one....Kurt.
Nice try. We are all getting together to celebrate as smart, single women. So what if our mutal dislike of Kurt brought us together? People pay (Kurt) for services to try and form friendships. None of us had to pay. Plus, where else are you going to find a group of intelligent, attractive, successful women all gathered in one spot?
Socca....that's where!
Kurt. You are NOT invited. This party is not about you anymore. We have formed our own group.....I am calling it "Envious".
On 1/12/2007 1:37:16 PM, Anonymous said:
LOL! I agree.
It doenst really matter the grounds on which we get together.
Kurt wont really be what we walk away with. I am excited to meet some local people, who have values! HAHA.
When people 'meet' and go to the Winter Park Art festival, they dont 'hate' because the Art is bad.
We got together because of one ASSHOLE named Kurt, but now it's about empowering women, and how appropriate with MLK weekend here.... hmmm.
So, basically, fuck off to all the closed minded people.
See ya tontie
Non - Kurt Groupie
On 1/12/2007 2:58:36 PM, Anonymous said:
This is Kurt. Please please please can I come. I want to see how many FAT PIGS show up for my party. Guess I have power over you even when I am not there.
On 1/12/2007 3:25:03 PM, Anonymous said:
We'll be sure to post a picture of the hot single women you never had a chance with or ever will. I do hope Orlando Weekly and Events & Adventures both show up, as this will make a great follow up story to debunk Kurt's lame lawsuit.
Kurt, your ego won't allow you to miss this....I know you will show up and peek in from the windows. Lord know you think this is all about you. No one cares about you Kurt. It is obvious from the myriad of posts that you are disliked by ALL but YOU (yes, anyone with a modicum of thought can tell which posts are yours...as anyone who has ever dated you knows you do not have any friends).
On 1/12/2007 4:35:23 PM, Anonymous said:
I've already got some spys set up to check everyone out, Cant wait to get the descriptions and see If I remember any of you. I may even be parked outside ????????????The real Kurt 3/21
On 1/12/2007 5:25:40 PM, Anonymous said:
Cool! "intelligent, attractive, successful women all gathered in one spot?"CAN I WATCH?
On 1/12/2007 8:01:05 PM, Anonymous said:
Sounds to me he's looking for perfection and attention to say the least! I really feel sorry for him, for when he finds the so call "perfect person", this person will choose him for the wrong reason! Maybe for what he has. But by the time he realizes this, it will be too late. Then who will he sue? ... lol
Wilson from the Bronx (BBW Lover) *Grin*
On 1/12/2007 9:21:05 PM, Anonymous said:
Nice pics of your "dead" dog Kurt. Uh, btw, Animal Control was sent a link to it. One phone call tells me they still want to find your dog.You're a loser, a user, and I hear you've got the potential for violence. I'm so glad I have your photo now: we've passed it around at work ~ just to make sure we don't accidently hook up with you.PS - your perfect mate is trolling down on the Trail.
On 1/12/2007 10:54:23 PM, Anonymous said:
So tonite was the Anti Kurt party and it ...well... sucked ass! I saw 2 guys that know Kurt, and they seemed cool. Another blonde girl curvy, not a fat chick, she was talkative a little bitter, long ringlets, and very funny. Kind of a Jennifer Aniston look. With better hair. Kudos to Interlachen girl! Then an hour late arrived Novel writer- she resembled Brigitte Bardot- red auburn hair, and very slender/curvy with quite a rack! Good lord! She was quite sarcastic and wanted to leave and drink! The two girls departed together to some Park Av destination, as far as the rest of you- YOU SUCK! Glad this is over, its been quite a trip!
On 1/13/2007 8:46:47 AM, Anonymous said:
Alright, So, really, how did the anti-Kurt party go? I've been following this for a week, and would have loved to have made it, but I couldn't make it down to the party cuz I was out of town.
On 1/14/2007 12:39:29 PM, Anonymous said:
We all have qualities in which we are seeking fromthe opposite sex, some just do not wish to publish them. So he is honest that he is a snob, he likesfine wine, he enjoys fine dining and he can affordto travel the world. Kurt is not the only man seeking a thin educated girl that knows the differencebetween pudding and creme brulee. I would rather a guythat is straight forward with what he wants from a girl vs a guy who pretends to be interested for thesake of being polite (and wasting time).Welcome to reality, socioeconomics and looks do factorinto "dating potential".Kurt, thanks for the laugh. Until then, we have the hen!
On 1/14/2007 2:21:28 PM, Anonymous said:
Kurt,
I have met you more than once and E&A,,, you separate yourself and do not socialize with anyone. Again, this a social club. You really are not as great a catch as you think SHALLOW comes to mind first. However, if you want someone underweight that fits your ideal of the "perfect woman" call an escort service -- you''ll be paying her to leave before long. Or, just maybe, she'll be paying you.
On 1/14/2007 4:11:33 PM, Anonymous said:
You shouldnt hunt for them, they should hunt for you... on a shoot to kill basis.
On 1/15/2007 7:49:51 AM, Anonymous said:
Guess this pretty much sums it up for Kurt..... just one big power trip.
This is Kurt. Please please please can I come. I want to see how many FAT PIGS show up for my party. Guess I have power over you even when I am not there.posted on: 1/12/2007 2:58:36 PM
On 1/15/2007 12:18:23 PM, Anonymous said:
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On 1/15/2007 3:12:43 PM, Anonymous said:
A buddy told me of this guy (and this site) and all the attention people are paying to his sad situation. So I just had to check it out. I am not in nor around the dating scene anymore and hope to never be again, but at post # 438, I am amazed at all the time and energy people have put into this guy! I think the picture in the article says it all. He's more into himself than anyone, so let him dwell in his little fantasy world. When he gets to be in his 50's, he's going to be even sadder and more pathetic hanging in bars thinking all the 20 something year old women are lusting after him. Pretty sad in my eyes.
On 1/15/2007 3:47:44 PM, Anonymous said:
I enjoyed reading last week's story, "No Fat Chicks", in regards to the gentleman that feels he paid $1,400 for a singles events membership and isn't meeting "skinny chicks" he feels he deserves. While the fee is quite exhorbitant for singles to simply attend local events, the company is notan events company for "skinny singles only." If "I_am_employed" is seekingonly "skinny chicks", he needs to hire a personal matchmaker to personally match him with the specific type of female he desires.Singles must make an educated decision before paying for any type of events membership service. As owner of the largest full-service singles company of its kind in the United States, and as a published Author ("How To Find Love Online: Secrets, Lists, and Tips for Getting the BestResponse"), Advice Columnist, and world Lecturer - my company offers numerous events as a community service to singles of various age ranges, lifestyles, and budgets.We DO NOT charge a membership fee to attend our events (3 Minute Dating, Lock & Key, wine tastings, sporting events, travel & cruises, etc.). Singles can attend our quality events, enjoy themselves, and continuously meet new friends at each of our open-to-the-public events. Singles mustunderstand that they are NOT provided that revolving-door opportunity when they pay a membership fee to join an organization: by the time a single pays for the membership and attends an event, they realize that they will now see the same ol' members over & over & over!Fortunately for singles today, there are more choices than ever to meet other singles: If singles are looking to make new friends, they can attend singles events; if they are looking to get quick dates, they can market themselves on online dating sites or join a dating service; if they are serious about finding a long-term relationship or if they are marriage-minded they can hire a personal matchmaker; or, if they need someconfidence boosters, they can hire a date coach to make them a more confident dater. All of these types of services offered nowadays are competitive in price, as well, and offers singles the opportunity to findsomething within their budget to help them. Michelle Valentine President,MichelleValentine.com
On 1/15/2007 3:50:52 PM, Anonymous said:
I enjoyed reading last week's story, "No Fat Chicks", in regards to the gentleman that feels he paid $1,400 for a singles events membership and isn't meeting "skinny chicks" he feels he deserves. While the fee is quite exhorbitant for singles to simply attend local events, the company is notan events company for "skinny singles only." If "I_am_employed" is seekingonly "skinny chicks", he needs to hire a personal matchmaker to personally match him with the specific type of female he desires.Singles must make an educated decision before paying for any type of events membership service. As owner of the largest full-service singles company of its kind in the United States, and as a published Author ("How To Find Love Online: Secrets, Lists, and Tips for Getting the BestResponse"), Advice Columnist, and world Lecturer - my company offers numerous events as a community service to singles of various age ranges, lifestyles, and budgets.We DO NOT charge a membership fee to attend our events (3 Minute Dating, Lock & Key, wine tastings, sporting events, travel & cruises, etc.). Singles can attend our quality events, enjoy themselves, and continuously meet new friends at each of our open-to-the-public events. Singles mustunderstand that they are NOT provided that revolving-door opportunity when they pay a membership fee to join an organization: by the time a single pays for the membership and attends an event, they realize that they will now see the same ol' members over & over & over!Fortunately for singles today, there are more choices than ever to meet other singles: If singles are looking to make new friends, they can attend singles events; if they are looking to get quick dates, they can market themselves on online dating sites or join a dating service; if they are serious about finding a long-term relationship or if they are marriage-minded they can hire a personal matchmaker; or, if they need someconfidence boosters, they can hire a date coach to make them a more confident dater. All of these types of services offered nowadays are competitive in price, as well, and offers singles the opportunity to findsomething within their budget to help them.Michelle ValentinePresident,MichelleValentine.comhttp://www.michellevalentine.com
On 1/16/2007 1:37:55 PM, Anonymous said:
Kurt needs a "WHAT NOT TO DO" coach. And also a "WHAT NOT TO SAY" and a "WHAT NOT TO WEAR" coach.
On 1/16/2007 1:37:58 PM, Anonymous said:
Kurt needs a "WHAT NOT TO DO" coach. And also a "WHAT NOT TO SAY" and a "WHAT NOT TO WEAR" coach.
On 1/16/2007 2:00:54 PM, Anonymous said:
But, I admit, I am evil, I cheer when a hurricane vacuumes up a trailer park because it makes me $$$$$$$.”Do you cheer when the new dictionary arrives, you illiterate fuck?
On 1/16/2007 2:07:50 PM, Anonymous said:
"The Judge Brown Show
wanted to do the case; they called me a week after filing the suit, but the
defendant turned them down. Greg Dawson at the Sentinel turned it down when I
wrote him."i don't blame them. they have a good opportunity to embarrass you in open court. a real one, not some idiotic tv show court where an audience full of halfwits votes on the outcome of the case.
On 1/16/2007 3:19:08 PM, Anonymous said:
Kurt, looks like you should just move out of town and change your name.
On 1/16/2007 7:46:45 PM, Anonymous said:
I think Ron White said it best "You can fix ugly, but you can't fix stupid!"Heal thyself Kurt....eat a ho!ho!
On 1/16/2007 11:35:44 PM, Anonymous said:
Kurt, What exactly happened to your conscience?
Reading this article awakened an emotion in me; pity. I feel so horribly sad for you. I have a beautiful friend, who has a huge Multi Million dollar home, a loving husband, and small children. She looks like a walking Barbie-doll, too boot. The most beautiful woman I think I have ever seen. Every man is suggestive towards her, and she knows what a great love she and her husband share, and she doesnt let these fascades deter her awareness; I think that is her most beautiful quality, her own self humbling nature.
Quite recently she had a pain, and is now paralyzed. Her life has changed, and still resembling a doll, but with pain in her eyes and a new depth to her already beautiful soul. This is a true story, and she lives fairly close to you, actually.
She reminded me how very precious and uncertain life is. How blessed is she to have a partner who will stand by her, and not judge her for her new found shortcoming.
Have you ever thought of what it would be like, to have someone who loves you unconditionally? An individual who will love you if you loose your high paying job, or will stand proudly by you through life's hardships, who will love you as your skin ages, and your body changes, and life's time changes you, as it does for all of us. The only promises we have is that we will all have an ending, and in the end, it is how you lived, and the effect you leave behind to others.
Try to direct yourself back to living with Intention. You will find the satisfaction you seek. I have hope for you.
Feel free to mock or respond rudely, it easy, and effortless to rip people apart. It is difficult to be honest, upstanding, and purposeful. It just depends on the route you choose.
On 1/17/2007 9:32:09 PM, Anonymous said:
Rollins Girl here!! Just checkin' in to say I'm still reading and very intrigued by this whole situation. Novel Writer- Holla at your girl...still hoping that bastard never called you!! I couldn't come last week. Long weekend- you know how that is...anyways...hope you are well. Maybe we can all get together again?? Went to Urban Flats "Wine Down" tonight. Lest try that next week. They have name tags...we should write "No Fat Chicks" under our names. Let me know...
On 1/17/2007 10:09:14 PM, Anonymous said:
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Select Little Red Riding hood. 4 th down.
Luv ya bitches, xoxoxox
On 1/18/2007 2:50:59 PM, LauraD said:
Kurt....Honey...Don't you know that you are butt ugly?
On 1/18/2007 3:35:38 PM, Anonymous said:
Yeah, I'm a looser too, but Events & Adventures told me I was too young and "light framed." Yeah Orlando.I'm 22, I don't suck at life, I run my own business, my attitude is wholesome, I'm healthy & active, quite social, I have a bright future, and I have lots of time to do whatever it is that I wanna do. I've even been called cute more then enough.Oh, and I make more then enough money at this point to say my parents wages combined wouldn't equate to mine... but money is dumb...just like this fool... and event & adventures. Guess love just isn't for nice guys.
On 1/18/2007 4:18:11 PM, Anonymous said:
Your parents must be greeters at wall mart
On 1/18/2007 7:09:53 PM, Anonymous said:
Haha.
22 and knows it all. Gee , I remember those days.
On 1/19/2007 10:47:05 AM, Anonymous said:
So what exactly is your idea of a thin chick?
I met an Anti Kurt girl and we discussed this article. She didnt seem to care, and said she wouldn't have (continued) dating you because you were so arrogant. I was surprised because I didnt see her as fat, maybe curvy and athletic.
I was also surprised to hear Billy Manes gets no acknkowledgement from the OW. Such a shame, you deserve a round of applause, and at least a dinner or drinks somewhere, you should reconsider writing for someone else.
On 1/20/2007 7:30:26 PM, Anonymous said:
What a LOSER!!! To say the VERY LEAST, his MATCH.COM profile has a picture of his dog's dick! Hey, Kurt, I'm sure he's got you beat in that venue, but PLEASE!!!! And, by the way... if you love your damned dog so much, why do you let it drink from the toilet! YUCK!!! Bet it kisses you in the mouth, too!
One hint: As a thin, professional, intelligent, and attractive woman, SPELLING and GRAMMAR DO count! Do yourself a favor and take a moment to spellcheck your profile!
LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On 1/21/2007 10:41:28 AM, Anonymous said:
This Kurt Spath character is a pathetic waste of space, not mention that he's not even moderately attractive or intelligent!! Good luck trying to get a date now after this article has been published!!
On 1/21/2007 11:34:43 AM, Anonymous said:
You know what is utterly mind boggling about this article: I heard about it through a friend of a friend drinking wine this wine weekend, this "guy" ..well...
Im sorry I m laughing so hard, we all try to maintain a respectable public image. We dress right, and act appropriately, and this guy has INTENTIONALLY ostracized himself! Why? Did you think of the long term ramifications? You are such an idiot. Yet, the talk of Park Avenue, and Kurt, thats no feat when people want to stone you if they see you in public.
On 1/21/2007 1:28:56 PM, Anonymous said:
Yes, very true.. pathetic is the best word I can use to describe this very disturbed loser. He is so desperate for attention that even the negative attention he's been receiving is giving him some sort of positive reinforcement! And I also find it hilarious that he thought a picture of his dog's genitalia would somehow "attract" Miss Right! He is SO FAR off the mark! No wonder he's had to utilize the internet and years and years of paid services to find both FRIENDS AND DATES! If he thought it was hard to find a decent date before... well.... !!!!
On 1/21/2007 1:35:11 PM, Anonymous said:
Personally, I think that he has a fixation with his dog's genitals! Yeah, that must be it!!!! Perhaps, as in the Wizard of OZ, what he has been searching for was LITERALLY in his OWN BACKYARD all along!!! I think he should hook up with his dog, (NOT the dead one, although it MAY take a dead one to put up with HIS shit!) Only a DOG would tolerate a 'flea' like Kurt! Trust me, a friend of mine who dated him (but won't admit it) told me he was lousy in bed, and she said he couldn't compare (size-wise) to the picture of his dog's package on his match profile!!! She nicknamed him "Tiny."
On 1/21/2007 2:48:45 PM, Anonymous said:
A lot of times it is not necessarily that a guys dick is too
small but that the girls ass it too big!!!!!
On 1/21/2007 8:29:46 PM, Anonymous said:
yea us small dick guys have to stick together
On 1/22/2007 8:14:30 PM, Anonymous said:
I hope he meets the lovely thin woman of his dreams. Then have her turn out to be a guy in drag. Karma's a bitch, huh?
On 1/23/2007 4:54:53 AM, Anonymous said:
which would win in a fight:
a great white shark or a grizzly bear? to make it even, they have to fight it out in a jelly-like substance.
On 1/23/2007 6:34:42 PM, Anonymous said:
hahahahahahhahahahahahhaahhahahaha
On 1/28/2007 12:12:50 AM, Anonymous said:
Yo People let me tell you something about Kurt Spath. He's all about the Money. Of course Money into his Pocket. He's overprized in his Rentals and he sure knows how to take advantage of People in need. Trust me - I know what I'm talking about.He thinks he ownes the greatest properties ever and I can assure you he doesn't. He's a lausy Property Owner and thinks if People pay less in their Rental Homes than what he charges for his - they must be living in the Hood - what an insult. He's not even close to being a HOT GUY - he has NO PERSONALITY other than being a wanna be Player. He bribes on Chicks with his Money - Looks ( that he doesn't have) and his so called great intellectual skills...lmao. Anyway he would be better off going to Strip Club since there at least the Lady's care as less about him as he does about any other Lady's out there and they have one thing in common - which would be all about the Money. Well enough said about an Idiot that is going to grow old and may have some things others don't - but he will never have what normal People posses and that is to know what LOVE really is. Go Kurt Spath - you heartless prick......
On 1/29/2007 10:03:02 PM, disgusted said:
Ok, I have actually met this man. Went out twice with him. He isn't all he thinks he is. He has no table manners, nor does he have decent social skills. I am 5'3", of average weight, do not look my age at all, own my own home, graduated from Rollins with my BA. I believe I may be in his same socioeconomic level, but he mentioned to someone that I at 40, was too old for him. I feel sorry for this man. Someone needs to tell him that Barbie is a doll and not a real woman! Keep searching honey, cause you are no Ken!
On 1/31/2007 9:25:54 PM, Anonymous said:
Remind me, who are we all discussing?
On 2/5/2007 10:36:02 AM, Anonymous said:
#1 Get that Beak of a nose filed down before you start judging people.
#2 Button up your JC PENNY shirt
You wish you could get a woman period.
On 2/14/2007 11:07:28 PM, Anonymous said:
Fat chicks swallow! :)
On 2/14/2007 11:08:53 PM, Anonymous said:
Yep. They really know how to gulp the goop!
On 2/20/2007 8:18:35 PM, Anonymous said:
Kurt lost his lawsuit. The judge ruled in favor of the singles club. What a waste of the judicial system but at least everyone knows what an asshole this guy is.
On 2/21/2007 3:49:40 PM, Anonymous said:
Thank goodness Kurt the Stud got his fifteen minutes so he can go away now...
On 2/21/2007 6:01:19 PM, Anonymous said:
Wow what a LOSER!!!! He is the type of person who has to complain and bitch with things do not go his way. And he wants to say these girls did not meet his "standard"? I mean come on he is not even good looking! I mean if you want to complain about something at least make sure you are a STUD and not a DUD!! haha
On 4/10/2007 7:22:26 PM, Anonymous said:
I worked with this loser in the early 90's at his mother's restaurant, Maison des Crepes, as the Chef. Kurt was a spoiled, lazy person with a bad attitude, no work ethic, self centered, narcisist who had no education, manners or self control. No wonder he is still single.
His mother and brother, Stephan were and probably still are classy people. Kurt knew nothing about Food, Wine or service and talked down to those who had been in the business for years, including myself. He once drank 2 $400 bottles of Mouton (wine) by himself (stolen from the Restaurant!) and had no idea of what good wine tastes like.
Hey Kurt, I'd like to invite you to my multi national award winning restaurant in Michigan so I can throw you out of it!
This guy is living proof that Karma is real. He'll be single his whole life, with an unfulfilling job and leave this earth without accomplishing anything worth remembering.
My advice, Get your shit together before it's too late!
Chef Kevin
On 5/18/2007 1:35:34 AM, Anonymous said:
I can understand him not liking big women but hes been single for 10 years or whatever hmm maybe its because of the whole thing of him getting happy when people loose their homes.
On 6/27/2007 2:52:12 PM, Sparklefly said:
He thinks being 36 and never being married makes him a good catch? I think it speaks volumes as to his poor character (happy when people lose everything they have?), lack of charm (the whole Home Depot thing), and receding hair line (photographic evidence). Ladies of Orlando, you're not down to his standards! He'd rather have a fake-baked stripper with half an IQ point and a cute ass than a woman who can actually carry on a conversation consisting of more than, "Like, ohmuhgawd, I'm like, so drunk! *hairflip* "
On 8/16/2008 8:26:48 PM, Anonymous said:
If he has been signed up that long with dating services and living in those places and he's still single, fat chicks is not his biggest problem.
On 9/16/2008 5:02:24 PM, Anonymous said:
Kurt is a brave man. Two thirds of this nation's women are now so fat and sedentary that they're undateable unless you're a fat slob yourself. More men need to take a stand against America's fat slob women like Kurt is doing. If we want to date quality women we have only two choices: move overseas (which more and more men are doing), or take a stand against the fatness and bitchy attitudes of growing numbers of women!
On 9/16/2008 7:14:19 PM, Anonymous said:
I think it is so funny that you find reasons why you can't find a woman. It sounds like you have issues, not the women. You and Kurt can't find quality women because you two are ugly, controlling trolls who probably like little girls or little boys. It sounds like you and Kurt have baby dicks. More women need to take a stand against America's baby dicks like I am doing. You do not want a woman who make your dicks look smaller.
On 10/29/2008 12:39:40 PM, Anonymous said:
Dear Mr. Kurt is a brave man. You are an idiot.
On 4/23/2009 2:35:40 PM, Anonymous said:
This is funny. Hey Kurt, how'd the lawsuit go? Oh yeah, booted out of court!!!! The Judge thought you were an asshole too, huh?!!!
On 4/26/2009 4:33:01 AM, Anonymous said:
Hey Kurt you don't exactly look like a Marine yourself, you are ugly inside and out
On 6/8/2010 4:39:39 PM, Anonymous said:
36 and never married? What a shock.
The article states that he is good looking but look at the picture the author obviously lied. Can we sue?
