Boston Market, the faux-home-cookin' chain, is offering $1 meals through Sunday: one piece of white or three pieces of dark chicken*, mashed potatoes, and cornbread for one thin buck.
You can download your own coupon here, but their servers have been overloaded all morning and I haven't been able to get on their site. I'm guessing they were unprepared for how many people have dwindling food budgets and are therefore willing/desperate to eat cheap delicious corporate salt-lick ChickieNobs. I've reproduced the e-mail coupon below, which may or may not work at the store — give it a shot.
Also, here is a hilarious tale of "My $1 Boston Market Chicken Experience": "The top of my mouth feels very dry and I have intermittent tingling in my arms and legs …" Consider yourself forewarned.
* … and by the way, what is up with the white meat–dark meat racism? I know BM (terrible initials for a restaurant) is just following customer patterns, so I want you all to look within yourselves, people. In the meantime, you can take advantage of it to maximize this deal, I guess.
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